Devious Maids

Previously on "Devious Maids"...

You told me that you were going home to Seattle.

Honestly, I never left.

You humiliated me in front of those horrible men.

- It's work. - And work takes priority.

I'm starting to get that.

It's good that you're going. I need some time.

So, how long you plan on being away?

There's one thing that I have to do.

I'm going to find my real dad.

Even you don't think I'm hot anymore!

I think you're the most beautiful woman

in the whole world.

- I can't believe that just happened. - Me, neither.

You had to make a choice

between the life of a baby and my life,

and you made the wrong one.

If you can't stand up to your mother, then this is over.

Go to hell, Mother.

I broke up with my mother, so can I stay here?

With me?

I don't have anywhere else to go.

Oh, you're the reverend? Hello.

Would you like to have dinner with me tomorrow night?

Just use that money

to hire the best divorce attorney you can find

and get the hell away from that man for good.

I'm Shannon. I'm Peri's sister.

You can't let that woman raise my son!

Peri was in The Circle.

I just wish I could get inside, but they only want rich people.

You mean you want me to join the cult?

If Peri had a secret, maybe it got her killed.

Someone's going around asking about Peri's murder.

- Rosie. - We'll be home soon, huh?

Are you okay? Where's Tucker?

We're both fine.

It was a warning. I must be getting close.

What's in this?

Tucker Westmore is the key to everything.

I cannot believe it.

Someone ran your car off the road?

It was The Circle.

Oh, honey, you got to stay away from traffic circles.

They're confusing, even for good drivers.

Not a traffic circle, The Circle.

It's a cult for rich people and celebrities.

Peri was a member.

- Like a Hollywood cult? - Mmhmm.

Do they help singers break into the music business?

They only want fancy people.

That's why I had Ms. Genevieve join

so she could spy for me.

What? You allowed the most wide-eyed,

unsuspecting woman in the world

to join a group that specializes in mind control?

That does sound kind of bad, hmm?

Get her out of there!

Everything good here, ladies?

I know it's all good with you, beautiful.

What?

Usually that pobrecito can barely say two words to you.

And if he does,

he either says them to his feet or your boobies.

Oh, my God. You slept with Doug.

Shh!

Yes, okay?

I was in a bad place and I needed someone.

That's why I did it...

the first time.

There was more than one time?

Yeah. And this is gonna sound weird,

but he's amazing in bed.

Hey, guys. Everything good tonight?

Him?!

It's true.

He does this hand massage thing here...

It's the best sex I've ever had.

I'm so, so sorry.

- Him? - Him?

You see, my husband, a horse's ass named Adrian Powell,

has retained every top divorce attorney in Beverly Hills,

which is why I found myself here

seeking legal representation in... the Valley.

Mrs. Powell,

I'm the most respected divorce attorney in Encino.

Yes.

But how are you with Beverly Hills divorce law?

I can't imagine it's the same here in the Valley

where, clearly, there's nothing worth fighting over.

You keep saying "the Valley"

as though it's a third-world country.

This is Encino. It's upscale.

If you say so.

Anyway, I would like to move this divorce along

so I can adjust my current living arrangements.

And what are they?

I'm staying with my friend Marisol,

and it is not the picture of luxury.

You moved out of your mansion.

Is that a problem?

If it appears to the court like

you're the one who abandoned your home and your marriage,

it may negatively impact your settlement.

But that's absurd. I haven't done anything wrong.

Besides, even if I could stomach moving back in with Adrian,

he has made it very difficult to get into that house.

Millions of dollars are at stake.

You need to move back into your home immediately.

So, what do you think?

Very... impressive.

I mean, what you're doing is very impressive.

So, what made you decide to become a trainer?

Well... fitness has always been a hobby,

and I don't want to be a maid forever.

Look at you, Starting your own business.

Danni must be pretty happy, huh?

I don't know.

I haven't talked to her

since she went home to Puerto Rico.

So, how are things with you and Peter?

Uh, w-we're... good.

Uh-oh.

What? I said "We're good."

No, you said "We're... good."

What happened?

We had a fight right before he went away on a business trip.

Honestly, I don't know where we stand right now.

But on the bright side,

that means you're free to have dinner with me.

- Dinner? - Mmhmm.

I-I don't think I can, um...

Come on! It's my treat.

I want to pick your brain about this business stuff.

I mean, we're friends, aren't we?

Yeah.

Great. It is a date.

I just joined The Circle.

Now you want me to quit?

It's too dangerous.

I'll find another way to help Spence.

Besides, now Zoila won't have to worry about you.

Hold on. Zoila is worried about me?

Well, I told her about you joining The Circle,

and she was not happy.

You should have seen her face.

She made the sour face?

Aw. I can just picture all those angry little frown lines.

You've been friends for 20 years.

She still cares about you.

I thought she'd written me off.

She may be angry with you,

but I think if you were in trouble,

she'd still come running.

It's good to know.

So, I take it you're not a morning person?

I never had a reason to be until now.

No! No! Oh, no!

I want to... Come on. I want to start my day.

Help me make the bed.

All right.

Okay.

What are you doing?

Making the bed?

Oh, my God.

You don't know how to make a bed.

My mother always did it for me.

Hey, if someone offered to make your bed every day,

I'm sure you'd let them.

Okay. I'll give you that one.

I was thinking of going for a jog.

You mind?

Ohh. Only if you make me go with you.

Green and green?

What, are you jogging with leprechauns?

Well, these are the only things that match.

Except they don't.

Did your mother lay out your clothes every morning, too?

No.

Sometimes she laid them out the night before.

Okay.

I'm gonna make some toast. Do you want some?

Thanks. Uh, you mind cutting the crusts off?

Is that how your mother does it?

I'd prefer not to answer that.

I'm so sorry. I've made such a mess of things.

Would you ever consider taking me back?

What about the good Reverend Hamilton?

He broke up with me.

But the truth is, I'm glad. He never challenged me.

He never fully captured my heart the way you did.

Well, I was wondering

when you were going to come to your senses.

All I want is to lie beside you and feel your arms around me.

Is something wrong?

Evelyn, are you certain

you've forgiven me all my transgressions?

Every one.

The sexual indiscretions over the years,

the faked paralysis?