Go, Single Lady (My Pig Lady) (真爱遇到他 / Zheng Ai Yu Dao Ta)

I've already given us a lot of chances.

And the result?

You never cherished any of those chances.

Every time you willfully turned around and left

I'm always scared and on edge.

When were your tears actually real?

Was it just what you were feeling in the moment?

Or do you really hate me?

When you came back to me as if nothing happened

should I be happy that you changed your mind

or should I be sad that you toyed with me again?

Do you understand how I feel?

Or should I say

do you care about how I feel?

Do you care?

Ya Zi

I'm really tired.

Let's break up.

No! I don't want to break up.

I don't want to break up.

I don't want to.

Promise me.

The next time someone is this sincere with you

don't be so willful, okay?

Hello?

I heard from my dad that you're going to Shanghai.

Let's have dinner one last time.

I wish you a safe journey.

I'll drive you later, so I won't drink.

Drinking beer on an empty stomach is bad for you.

With you, a doctor, here, do I need to worry?

I haven't tried your cooking in a long time.

Before you leave

cook for me one last time.

Didn't you always hate the smell of cheap barbeque?

Yep, I don't like it.

Then why did you come?

Because I wanted to see you cooking for me.

The chefs at a five star hotel are probably better than me.

Yes.

But they don't know that I like kimchi wrapped in medium well cooked beef

with a tiny bit of black bean sauce.

And you still remember.

That day at Yuan Hai...

thank you for telling Kai Jie that Man Ling's clothes got dirtied.

I never would've thought that you'd help her.

We're not friends or relatives. Why would I help her?

I just wanted Hera's clothes to be on the front page.

In any case, I thank you in Man Ling's place.

I don't want to eat the meat you give me to thank me for helping another woman.

I want you to serve me specifically.

I want to eat this, and that, and that.

All of this.

I can't believe you're still just like before

so willful.

I'm so full! The weather is great!

I'm so happy.

He Wei Cheng, do you know how many times we've broken up?

Twenty-seven times.

So many?

Then do you know why we broke up?

I know.

You know?

I don't believe you.

I'm going to test you.

Why did we break up the thirteenth time?

I bought the wrong movie tickets.

Really? What movie?

Taken.

Really?

I don't even remember us watching that movie.

Because you didn't think it was important.

Yeah!

You're so weird.

Why do you remember unhappy things so clearly?

I didn't even remember that we broke up twenty-something times.

I don't remember why we broke up either.

Just forget all the unhappy things.

You're so weird for remembering them so clearly.

Where's your car?

Car?

The car was here just now.

Weird.

That's okay. I have the keys.

What is this?

This is my congratulatory present to you for getting your driver's license.

What brand is this?

What brand? This is my handcrafted Love brand for you.

Handcrafted?

Thank you!

With you, I'll know where it is.

Let me see.

Ah there you are!

I'll go get you.

The car is here.

Okay.

With this sticker

all the cars on the road will yield to you.

Why isn't it 'New driver' but 'Baby in car'?

The color doesn't match my car and others will think I have a kid.

I don't care about what others think.

The important thing is that my baby is in the car.

Then let's go for a ride.

- Okay, let's go. - Let's go.

I'm telling you

this is my baby.

Look out!

It's getting late. I'll take you home.

Don't go to Shanghai.

Stay here.

Don't be like this.

You clearly haven't forgotten about me.

Why can't you fall for me again?

I've given up my pride and am asking you to stay.

Can't you stay for me?

I can't forget those twenty-seven times.

They haven't disappeared from my heart.

What I want most is to forget about them.

I hope you will forget them too.

He Wei Cheng.

I won't let you forget me that easily.

I can leave on my own.

You don't need to see me home.

He Wei Cheng.

I won't let you forget me that easily.

I can leave on my own.

You don't need to see me home.

What?

What are you looking at?

Why are you so angry?

Are you bearing grudges because I took Ya Zi from you back then?

I've never cared about that.

You're that magnanimous?

I'm not the same as you. I really care.

I get so angry when I think about how you've seen Man Ling bathe before!

God! I'm sleeping in the same bed as my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend

who's also seen my current girlfriend's naked body!

Our relationship is really complicated.

Okay, then let's make it simpler.

Just call me Big Cousin.

Little Cousin.

Who's your Little Cousin? Don't call me that!

- Little Cousin. - Don't call me that!

- Little Cousin. - Stop talking to me.

- Little Cousin. - I can't hear you!

My dear Little Cousin.

Who's you Little Cousin?

Did you cry today?

Little Cousin!

No! I can't hear you!

No!

Robbing the upper class?

You can't do that! You'll get arrested!

Yeah, you'll get arrested, Executive Director.

You can't do that!

I'm not telling you to use real guns and knives to rob them.

What are you afraid of?

Let me tell you, upper class people love charity wine tastings.

So I've decided to use this

to come up with a charity milk tasting.

So they'll take out their money and give it to the orphanage.

How is that possible?

It sounds really interesting.

And I've already contacted some organic farms.

The price of the tickets to the charity milk tasting will be

NT$1,000.

That's too expensive.

Who would go if it costs NT$1,000?

That's not how you make money.

The price of the tickets should be increased to

NT$10,000.

NT$10,000?

And that's not all.

After they enter, we'll sell our farm products at ten times the price.

Executive Director! COO! You guys, please get them to calm down.

Milk and fruits are in abundance this time of the year.

Who would buy them at ten times the price?

Because it's in abundance, it means both quality and quantity are good.

So we should hike up the price even more, right?

And upper class people have no antibodies against words such as

'limited', 'hand-made' 'organic', 'healthy', and 'charity fundraiser.'

As long as we use these keywords correctly they will obediently hand over their money.

Will that work?

Having been a part of the upper class society

I would be the most suitable consultant for this party.

Cow's milk is mellow, sheep's milk is smooth.

Each has its own taste and nourishment value.

We need to make those upper class spendthrifts understand

instead of drinking imported powdered milk

drinking local, low-temperature sterilized milk is what's in right now.

Oh yeah, on that day, when we're selling milk

in contrast to red wine, our units are gallons.

Sell it at a high price and we'll deliver it every day to their house.

That's right! Come on!

Let's rob the upper class!

- Okay. - Yeah!

- Smells so good. - Tastes so good.

As for the abundant fruits, we'll choose four to six fruits

from each of the different seasons to make some desserts.

As long as we emphasize that it's organic, seasonal, and handmade