Victorious

Don't you guys wanna know

What that is?

Is it a transporter

From the future

That can beam you

To another table,

'Cause if it is,

What button do I push?

That's so hurtful.

You know,

You don't always have to be

Mean to everyone.

See, Tori's interested

In my device.

I'm really not.

Aw, c'mon little Red,

Tell us about your doo-Hickey.

Okay, it's called:

The snowbee.

Watch.

It makes pretend snow.

I see that.

It's all over my tostada.

And my pizza.

Well, do not eat it.

Why?

'Cause it says

The fake snow is toxic

And can cause

Abdominal bleeding.

So what made you

Buy a machine

That poisons people's lunches?

This catalog.

Sky store?

Yeah.

I went to visit my uncle

And uncle this weekend

In San Francisco,

And they had these on the plane.

It's like filled with all kinds

Of cool stuff you can buy.

Oh, like this:

A tree face.

You put it on your tree

To give it a face.

What if you don't have

A tree?

It also works on bushes.

Unbelievable.

You guys have no idea

How upset I am about...

It snowed?

In los angeles?

I told you

Global warming was bogus.

Stop watching fox news.

No, it's fair and balanced.

Dude...

It's not real snow.

But you can eat it.

I don't wanna eat anything.

What are you all upset about?

This time?

The seniors,

The ones who run the slap...

Dotcom?

No, dot gov.

Yes, dotcom.

They wanna cancel my blog.

Why?

Oh wait, I don't care.

Why?

'Cause it's boring.

It is not bor...

Do you guys think

That my blog on the slap

Is boring?

Hey look, it's that guy

Over there.

It is that guy.

Wait up, guy.

There's no guy.

I'm sorry

They wanna cancel your blog.

I just don't understand why.

Well, what kind of things

Do you report on?

You know, school news.

Like last week, I did a report

About the library being painted.

Borrrr-Riiiing.

What else?

I did a piece

About principal eikner's

New office makeover.

Oh, I did a three-Part series

On carpooling.

Which was three parts

Too many.

Look, if you wanna

Save your blog,

Why don't you just make it

About the students here?

You know, like all the stuff

That goes on in their lives.

You think?

Sure.

Okay, I could try that.

Good.

Oh, and...

Don't eat the snow unless you

Wanna bleed internally.

Okay.

She's so cute.

Girl like that wants a man,

Not a boy.

I'll get there.

I thought you were taking me

To inside out burger.

We'll eat later.

I wanna show you the footage

I shot for my blog.

And why would I care

About that?

'Cause if this

Interview's any good,

It might convince the seniors

To let me keep doing my blog

On the Slap.

Man, why don't you

Just rub my back?

Just watch.

This is quality stuff.

Hello.

Hi.

Now, your name is...

Sinjin van Cleef.

Now Sinjin, I understand

That you collect something.

Yes.

What do you collect?

I collect these.

And those are...

Teeth, from the relatives

Of past presidents.

That's creepy, man.

Shush.

So tell us about

Some of your teeth.

This tooth came

From the mouth of a cousin

Of Ronald Reagan.

This tooth is a molar

That came from the mouth

Of Jimmy Carter's brother Billy.

Wow, it's so yellow.

I know.

What?

Look, you see Tori

In the background?

You're supposed to be

Focusing on my interview

With Sinjin.

Shut up, ding bat.

Rewind the video,

Kill the volume,

Zoom in on Tori

And play it again.

Yeah, now watch her, watch her.

Ha, she's squeezin' on a pimple.

Ha, ha, ha, a zit.

So?

Dude.

That's the kind of funk

America wants to see.

People caught on video.

Put that on your stupid blog

If you want it to be popular.

Tori squeezing a pimple?

That's just mean.

It's news, man.

Come on Rob,

You wanna be a loser

The rest of your life?

I'm not a loser now.

Yeah. What was I thinking?

Okay, now watch,

And you'll see Tori

Reach for her pimple.

Wait for it, and there it is:

The squeezing.

So gross.

Beck, wait, wait, wait...

Wait up!

Oh, okay, all right,

Ya caught me.

What?

I wanna show you what I got.

Sure.