Everyone Else (Everybody Else / Alle Anderen) (Alle Anderen)

No?

Come on, it's fun.

- Add some yogurt to it. - No!

Hello.

You woke up...

- No playing Game Boy ! - Yes!

- Come on, we're making ice cream! - No!

- Everything alright? - Yes.

What?

It suits you very well.

Maybe your uncle will call you more often now.

What's so awful about me?

Listen, if you can't stand someone, me for example, it's not all that bad.

It's only bad if you don't tell me. Because then I don't even know if...

if it's something I can change or not.

Answer me, I want to know why you think I'm so awful.

- You know what? - What?

Just say,

"I hate you."

I hate you.

Louder! You can do it much louder, "I hate you!"

- I hate you! - And now,

- "I detest you." - I detest you!

And now quietly and really mean,

"Never call me again."

Never call me again.

Right, and now shoot me dead.

EVERYONE ELSE

I forgot to strip your bed, those sheets are ours.

Come on, I'll take them with me.

Who knows when I'll see you again? Rebecca will flip out.

Sorry.

- Bye. - Bye.

We have to discuss our sex life.

I can't manage it anymore.

So I've called for reinforcements.

Hi, who are you?

- You sure are small! - "So that's Gitti...

She's as hot as you said, Chris, really."

Stop groping me!

What?

Hey, he's...

He's saying something. Can you hear him, too?

Schnappi wants to know what a penis actually is.

Because he'd like to be one, but needs a bit more information.

I told him that he's much too small in the first place,

and that he shouldn't be so dirty.

Do you hear him, too, or is it just me?

I hear him, too.

- But he said something else to me. - What?

That you should shut up when I'm reading.

- No, he didn't say that. - Yes, he did.

Don't move.

Hello!

Yoo-hoo!

What are you doing?

- Who was that? - "Wine-Heinz," our neighbor.

Man, for a second I thought...

Hans had found out where we are

and I look like a transvestite...

It's not a vacation if I have to see him.

Who?

- Hans. - We don't have to see anyone.

That would've been so "him." Hans is such a "coincidental guy."

He coincidentally comes by when something coincidentally happens,

and he coincidentally meets someone who introduces him...

Like with "documenta," when he was called by accident.

Did you see his work there?

Yeah, it was really good.

It's very "in" without being stupid.

"Rebellious architecture."

Pity.

That's how you like me, as a girl.

Yes...

it somehow suits you.

Do you think I'm masculine?

- Yeah. - Right.

No, I'm laughing at the question.

I always thought it'd come naturally,

with age.

But nothing's happening.

- Except for my hair falling out. - Your hair's falling out?

No, I think you're completely beautiful.

And sexy.

You don't have to be masculine!

What do you mean by that?

Then do something masculine and see if I notice.

God, I can't think of anything.

- I just have to win the competition. - Exactly.

You just feel a bit unsuccessful.

Man, I never wanted to be unsuccessful.

You're not unsuccessful.

- Did I tell you that I called them? - No.

The guy knew our proposal right away.

I promise it'll work out. I know it.

- Why are you laughing? - Because you're such a terrible actor.

What?

With your arm.

You've never done that before.

But I wasn't acting!

And did they announce the runners-up?

Same old story...

It wasn't too complicated.

Philip, that isn't true.

It wasn't too complicated.

Hey, don't be sad.

Yes, see you, bye.

And?

Hasn't been decided yet. They need more time.

Pity.

But maybe that's a good sign, right?

- It's no sign at all. - How's Philip?

Good.

My TV time's over, right?

You don't even understand anything. You're just staring!

Are you crazy, forbidding me to watch TV?

Are you sad? Hey.

No, just tired.

You looked sad.

- Can I ask you something? - No.

Do you hate me sometimes?

What kind of question is that?

For example, in the living room just now.

There was something in your eyes.

That was hate.

- I hate you sometimes... - I didn't ask you.

- But I hate when you... - I didn't ask you!

Please, lie on top of me.

With all of your weight.

So, are we going to a disco? Please?

- No. - Please, please.

It's Friday, please, let's go dancing. I'll take you to a disco.

- Please! - No, everything's closed.

Everything's open.

- Please, come dancing. - No.

- Please, please, please... - No, I don't want to...

Please, Chris, please.

Are you nuts?

What?

What does that mean?

I said you look great.

You don't want to go.

Can you please speak German?

- Your mother is really quirky. - Look, disco!

Lots of action here...

it's usually packed.

Maybe we're too early.

And how is the music?

Great, let's go straight to the dance floor.

Come on, show me what you've got!

Be the dancing bear!

Come on.

- This sucks. - Do it.

You're so stupid!

Can't we do it without one? It's much nicer.

It's much nicer without one.

I love you.

I love you.

No, don't always answer like that.

You make me so happy, Gitti.

I'm so lucky to have met you.

You were the most beautiful woman in the whole disco.

I love you.

What's there to reconstruct here? It's already perfect.

I don't think I'll reconstruct anything.

This is a renovation, not a reconstruction.

I'd do it. It'd be fun, something different.

You can't really mean that.

So...

The owner wants a lounge area here with a curving bar.

All with a Japanese touch.

No more country style.

And I'll rent an SUV, drive up to the site and yell at the Italians.

And if you really earn so much money, I'll come and help you.

Get serious. You don't want me to pick out curtains for this place.

No, I just thought you could really make it great.

- Why not try something new? - Because it has nothing to do with me.

I would do it.

- Let's take a nap. - I don't think I can get a hard-on here.

My father thinks I could make some contacts.

If you win the competition, you won't have the time to do it anyway.

Or could you do both?

Let's go hiking before it gets too late.

They should just knock down the whole thing.

My God.

Shit, you're bleeding all over.

Shit, I bled all over. Grab something to wipe it up.

Who closed the door?

- We're going to the hospital. - I want to go hiking.

You're crazy, we're going to the hospital!

Right.

Have a nice flight.

Yes, have fun. Bye.

- Still feeling sick? - Yes, a bit.

- Who was that anyway? - The guitarist from The Shames.

The Shames...

Why do you let them depend on you? Anyone can book a flight.

Well, I guess they like me.

What a Schnappisaster.

A Schnappilemma.