Midnight Crossing

Getting shallow.

Nothing off the port side.

There's the signal.

Stop. Throttle back.

That's the last of it.

Get ready to pull out.

Castro's takeover's started.

We'll be back at 0700.

On your feet, sailor.

Aah!

What the hell is going on here?

He would've killed me.

Listen, Morely, the plan was for you to be finished

By the time we got back.

I'm sorry.

You're sorry.

Well, it looks like you just upped

My part of the split.

Dump him.

Listen up,

Because I'm gonna say this just once.

We had an accident.

We got hit by a freak breaker.

The patrol officer washed overboard,

We doubled back, we searched,

And we couldn't find him.

And if you ever wanna see that money again,

When you get out of here, you don't know me,

You never even heard of me.

Cut the crap, Jason,

That's not what we talked about...

That's lieutenant to you, sailor!

Without those coordinates,

You'll never find this island again.

We come back when I say the time is right.

You got it?

Yes, sir.

Good.

Hi, Jeffrey!

Yeah.

Hi!

Ha ha ha!

Look over there, would you?

Look who's over there.

What?

Oh, shit.

No.

Aah!

That'll keep your eyes in your head!

Alexa, that's not funny!

I mean, you could've almost... hey, hey, hey!

You promised that you'd be home by 4:00.

Alexa, I'm sorry.

I'm having a little trouble getting excited

About going to dinner at Morely and Helen's.

Besides, you could can that guy's barbecue sauce

- And sell it for shark repellent... - Hey!

Listen, pal,

One more crack, and I let go.

And from 30 feet, I bet that winch

Is gonna leave a hell of a dent in your backside.

Yes, dear.

So 86 the attitude.

Yes, sweetheart!

If we still lived on the boat, I'd be ready by now.

If we still lived on the boat, I'd be gone.

Aah! Unh!

Heh heh heh!

God, Lexa, are you crazy?

Don't you laugh at me!

Come on, honey. we can take my car.

Motivate me.

You're gonna have to catch me first.

Oh, beautiful buns, baby! Beautiful buns!

I'm coming, baby! Come on!

Oh, come on, Jeff.

It's after 6:30. I can't call them

And say we're gonna be any later.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

Motivate me?

Mmm! Sufficiently motivated, ma'am.

Ow!

Morely's got a surprise for us tonight.

ugh, god! He's probably gonna try and sucker me

Into buying another one of those life insurance policies.

Honey, I sold us those policies.

Yeah, I know, I know. And our offspring,

They're gonna love you for it.

Here you go.

This ain't my color.

You don't have a color.

Jeffrey, you always pick

The most inopportune times.

I know.

Honey, we're late!

No time.

Why do I let you talk me into these things?

Sufficiently motivated?

Not even shadows...

Anymore.

I hate this!

Are you ok?

Don't come into my room.

I don't want you to see me like this.

Please open the door.

You can't let this get to you.

Why, Morely?

Why does someone

Who chooses to spend her life

Treating people with eye diseases...

Why did I get glaucoma?

Say it.

No, Morely.

I know too much

About all this to fool myself.

- Say it... - I say it...

A million times a day.

I have the power

To put my glaucoma

into remission.

It's true, too.

Now, you want me to turn the temperature down on the bread?

It's 6:42 p.m.

Damn.

Yes.

Now, Jeffrey, you'd better be good.

My absolute best.

Morely, they're here!

How does she always know?

Helen?

Hello.

Mmm! That's very nice of you, Alexa.

What?

That perfume.

Last year... no...

We gave it to you

The birthday before that,

Am I right?

Yes.

Very nice of you to wear it.

Mmm!

Jeffrey?

Yeah, here I am.

Jeffrey, Jeffrey.

It's nice to see you.

Jeffrey.

How old are you now?

26.

28.

Oh, yeah.

Helen, did you bake?

Rum raisin Bread.

It smells great!

If the wine doesn't get you,

The dessert will.

Sit down, please.

Chicken's good and burned.

Finally make it?

Hey, Morely, we're in here!

Mr. Barton.

Yo, Mr. Schubb, at ease.

More like your old man every year.

Thanks.

Ugly sucker that he was.

Pull up a couple of chairs.

Dinner's dangerously close.

Whew!

Try this.

It meet with your approval, captain?

Yeah.

Old navy recipe.

Old as god.

I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

Let me give you a hand.

Don't play Helen Keller on me.

I was just trying to be helpful.

Leave it where I put it.

Now, Jeffrey...

Yep, right here.

This is for you.

Lexa.

Hey, do you think she's got

This whole place memorized?

Her? Definitely.

Hey, just what the doctor ordered.

Tastes great.

Lexa asked me

Not to say anything about your...

You know, but I don't care.

I gotta tell you,

I'm really blown away.

I mean, I always expected you to be

A lot more, um...

Handicapped.

Yeah, but I mean,

You're really amazing, Helen.

Helen.

Thank you, Lexa.

Ow! Ooh! Cripes almighty!

What are those lights for?