Neither Seen Nor Recognized (Ni vu… Ni connu…)

Louis de Funès in ni vu... ni connu...

Not seen, nor known.

The quietest village in all of France.

Gentlemen, as long as I am mayor...

our village will remain a quiet village.

Since the founding of Montgaillard, business has improved.

Sometimes there are troublemakers in our village.

That is why we must act very firmly.

Is it Blaireau again? - Indeed, I will get him.

I will get him. - Of course!

Everyone must obey the law...

but unfortunately.

What is it with Parju? - Blaireau again, Mr. Judge.

This never ends. - That is enough.

It is said he will never be tried for his actions.

It is a fact.

How many prisoners do you have? - About a dozen.

Good fellows, very calm. - Even the prisoners are calm.

This village sleeps.

Better a quiet village than a violent one.

This is very good.

Since Henry IV.

Come in.

Mr. Mayor. - Good day, Parju.

Any news? - None.

Perfect, let it continue that way.

I wanted to tell you something... - What?

This is Blaireau’s work, isn’t it? - Yes.

When will you catch him? - He is too clever for me.

If he had your job, he would have caught you long ago.

Indeed. - Quiet.

Head up and long live Montgaillard.

Fall in.

Town hall.

Good day, sir. - Good day.

A bit faster, it is time to taste.

47. - 48.

47. - 48.

Amédée, taste it.

44.

Do you remember the secret word? - Yes.

The clover means I have a biscuit.

And three hearts? - 5 spades.

Good day, Mr. Mayor. - Good day.

Good day dad, good day mum, good day gentlemen.

Arabella, my little one...

Come in. - Tell me.

She has spirit, is she getting married? - Certainly.

And my dear Dubenoit, any news?

My God. - Excuse me, madam, pheasant.

Probably from Blaireau. - The hunting season is over.

Blaireau, yes. - But who exactly is this Blaireau?

Blaireau... it is... well...

Blaireau is Blaireau.

Get lost, come here.

I see. - A kind of country thief.

A poacher, there is no place for people like that in this village.

Good day, madam. - Good day, Mr. Fléchard.

She is waiting for you. - Thank you.

What is this now. A man is in love with you.

Come in.

Madam. - Here is little Chopin.

I brought a small piece by Schuman...

I am yours. - Whose?

Yours, madam. - Very well, start then.

Yes...

We will begin.

Your fingers properly.

And one and two and three and four, your fingers properly.

Excuse me.

For "get lost" and one for "Lucienne".

Eat it.

A little drink.

Get to work. Exactly, Lucienne.

Nice Blaireau. - Thank you.

There we go.

Nice Blaireau. - You already said that.

Nice Blaireau. - I know.

Thank you.

Nice Blaireau.

Good.

Nice Blaireau.

Yes, it is fine. - Nice Blaireau.

I realize that.

Nice Blaireau. - Yes okay, what is it?

Thank you, Lucienne.

Parju, Parju, Parju, come here.

Parju, enjoy your meal. A big pig.

The king of pigs.

This is very good, madam.

Come here.

Listen, Parju...

You there, me here.

Come here, "get lost".

It is Blaireau.

There you are.

Always after women?

Ah, Parju, let him pass.

Yes.

I don’t know what’s wrong with him, I can’t get the better of him.

I’ll get you, Blaireau. - Look, a fly.

Excuse me.

Love is not what it used to be, three times a week...

I feel... nonsense.

Arabella, my darling.

All the guests of the country are idiots.

And little Collibert?

An idiot. - That guy who just graduated?

An idiot. - Bernard, the boy who...

Him, he is definitely an idiot.

Montgaillard has few men. - Are you talking to me?

It’s to everyone here. - We know that now...

this is the opinion of the Church. - The Church absolutely wants more men.

You just want to stand out. - Better to stand out than to have power.

Can you be clearer? - I am clear enough.

I’m listening to you. - One word will be enough.

Say it. - Blaireau.

Blaireau... - Indeed, sir.

For 20 years they have been talking about him in this little village.

We will get Blaireau. - In the meantime, gentlemen...

while you are comfortably in bed, that half-wit is roaming around...

he is escaping his punishment.

Parju...

Hey, Parju...

Nice mushrooms, freshly picked for you.

Nice white mushrooms.

Good morning madam, how many would you like?

As usual.

Good.

Thank you, delicious white mushrooms.

Here are your mushrooms.

Your little mushrooms and here your mushrooms.

Fresh mushrooms for sale here.

1, 2, 3...

4...

Lots of mushrooms here. Fresh mushrooms.

Want mushrooms, Parju? - Zeeland mushrooms, right?

Did you lose something, Parju? - Where are the seafood?

Seafood?

Where is the seafood? - Fishing is now forbidden.

And they call these the representatives of the law, madam.

I’ll get you, Blaireau.

Fresh, fresh mushrooms.

You managed not to enforce order.

How is your father, Madam Arabella?

He is fine. - And your mother?

Also, thank you. - Good, good, go ahead Parju.

The black collection has arrived. - I know, thank you.

I have read, read, read. I haven’t read this one yet.

I’ll take a look. - Good day Mr. Fléchard.

Good day Mr. Fléchard. - Good day young lady.

What will it be? - “The two of us.”

What is that? - I don’t know...

This book is no longer available. - “Shoot the musician.”

“You can walk”, I’m not taking this one. - Good.

I’ll put it back.

How much do I owe you? - 220 French francs.

Has the match started yet? - Yes, it’s outside.

See you later Mr. Fléchard. - See you shortly.

Roses and then... these for my mother.

My note.

And Tarzan? - There he is, Tarzan.

Alright, let’s get to work. Madam, let’s begin.

Today we will start with “allegretto amoroso”.

With more feeling, madam. More sensitivity.

What are you actually thinking about? - Something else.

Think about... the man who loves you.

It won’t be for now, I like men of action.

A man like me, and in this damn town there are only fools.

Thank you, madam. So I’m a fool?

But that’s not what I meant! What’s wrong with him?

Women!

Thanks to a woman I was able to get this position.

That’s a good one. - She threw money out of the window...

and I saw it fly. - Typical Parisians.

At that time I was the minister’s nephew.

And now not anymore? - He is no longer minister.

He just managed in time to appoint me in Montgaillard. And this

was good, because I could choose, become prison director...

or go to prison myself. - Another piece?

I’ll try.

Yes, I haven’t eaten fish... since fishing was banned.

Fishing only starts tomorrow.

Dorothé? - Sir?

It comes from Blaireau, right? - I only wanted to do good.

Aren’t you ashamed, take this back and you are dismissed!

But I’m thinking of something, gentlemen, we will get him.

How many days in prison? - Maximum, 6 months.

But... that can’t be, but it’s better than nothing.

In prison, Blaireau, in prison.

Months for hunting and 3 months for fishing.

We will definitely prosecute him.

We don’t even obey the law ourselves, because we eat Blaireau’s catch!

Town of Montgaillard OPENING OF FISHING.

Friends, to open fishing we are organizing tomorrow a...

a big competition... of fishing.

First prize: 5000 French francs. Second prize: 1500 French francs.

Third prize: 500 French francs. Fourth prize: a beautiful artwork.

Parju, a small... - Everyone can register...

at the Bonino café.