Theodore Rex

Oliver!

I have something for you!

Edge!

A present from Mr. Kane.

-Grid Police Headquarters. -Yeah. This is Teddy Rex.

What's up? I got this strange feeling.

Anything weird happen tonight?

Yeah, a murder down at the carnival graveyard.

It's nothing for you public-relation guys, Teddy.

Yeah. They're keeping it real quiet.

Got it. I'm on my way.

Put my little rubber duckies

Three and four in the water

Mmm, yeah, a wiggle push

And a wiggle push, they go, they're off

Ooh, that's cold! Cold! Cold! Cold!

Warm. Ah, perfect. Don’t flush, please.

OK, freshen up here, Teddy.

Here we go. Hmm, let's see.

No stubble as usual.

A little toothbrush action, and...

Like a summer breeze. You can forget this thing.

Looking good.

Well, dreamer.

OK, Zippy, Teddy's going out.

Wish me luck.

Hmm, little kissie. Oh, sweet.

Back at you.

OK, I'm off.

Oop. Almost forgot.

Cookie!

Macadamia. Yes!

Open sesame.

Here we go.

And swish!

I got a strong tail.

OK, my first case.

Don't cook your circuits again, Coltrane.

I'm sick of always dragging you in for repair.

Downloading outlaw combustion vehicles.

Attention, shoppers. In-store special at aisle nine.

Naughty boy clones are half-off.

Seriously, Coltrane...

you sure your CPUs are ready for action?

Oh, yeah.

At midnight tomorrow, it's all over!

We're doomed! Somebody, help me! Help!

Got you!

Gentlemen, it's so good to see you!

I'm from the Grid Police.

Are you collecting for the Policeman’s Ball?

Humor! Humor!

Put that thing away.

It could go off. Somebody could get hurt.

Well, then I suggest you not move, huh?

Grid Police!

Now, gentlemen, you've been observed.

You've been seen, spotted, caught...

committing a crime, so you're under arrest.

Well, thank you.

Upsadaisy!

I thought you said you had the front.

I thought you said you had the back.

-Oh, like you had the front? -Like you had the back.

Nothing like a welcome-back party.

These were not engine scavengers.

-Body hunters? -Probably.

DNA-encrypted clone. I.D. unknown.

Serial number unknown. Manufacturer unknown.

Recommend Medevac for final I.D.

It's as if he didn't exist.

But that doesn't make any sense.

Coltrane downloading. I need Medevac.

Yeah. Headquarters. Medevac.

Yeah. I need an I.D. on a murder victim.

Have Knife contact me as soon as he's got the information.

Thank you.

You two call yourselves cops? You're a circus act.

Modem Katie's performance test to my terminal.

If the numbers check out...

you'll be street-legal again, Coltrane.

Welcome back to the Grid, Katie.

Check your circuits, Coltrane. If any...

I love when he does that. I do.

This is a precedent-setting crime site.

We are at the carnival graveyard...

where the body of a dinosaur has just been discovered...

and from the looks of it, the victim of foul play.

Grid Police are investigating--

-Hey, hey, move it along. -Hey, what are you doing?

-This is a secured crime scene. -Excuse me! Since when?

-Behind the barrier. -Hey, Teddy, how you doing?

Hey, Sarah. What's going on?

It looks like somebody had a sensitivity attack...

and wants to keep this incident under wraps...

which, you know, I don't blame 'em...

because if this got out...

Could be trouble, I know.

Yeah. So, what are you doing out in the jungle tonight, huh?

Funny thing. I was home asleep, right?

And all of a sudden, I had this flash.

Deep down, I knew something was wrong.

Wait, are you telling me that all you dinos...

are on the same wavelength?

Well, it's kind of like we feel for each other.

It's hard to explain.

Look at this, would you? Dinocide.

This is terrible.

Yeah. That's a first. Got any clues?

No suspects, no evidence, no clues, no nothing...

unless you got something for me.

No. I wish.

All right, buddy. You take care.

You, too.

Oh, boy.

Poor guy.

Body bag coming through.

Coming in. Coming in. OK.

Yeah. Teddy Rex.

Where's Commissioner Lynch?

The commissioner is at the New Eden fund-raiser, Teddy.

I'm on my way.

Our Zapheads have come through...

compliments of Adam.

Where's the body?

Uh, we lost it when the guns jumped us.

Guns?

Mr. Edge, we shook them off.

We're lucky we're still breathing.

I agree.

Mr. Edge, now, we wouldn’t want to make Mr. Kane angry.

Look him in the eye...

convince the commissioner I'm his man--dino.

That's right, dino.

Walk tall.

-Hey, hey, watch it, tubby! -Sign back there. Sorry.

Can I help you a minute?

Yeah. Wash, no wax, please.

Official business. As you were, gentlemen.

Can you believe that?

Just in, a dead dinosaur has been found...

in the carnival graveyard.

DNA pioneer EIizar Kane...

announced the revival of the now-extinct raccoon...

will begin at midnight tomorrow...

using the same revolutionary cloning techniques...

Elephants, lions, whales, now raccoons?

Katie, what's happening to the world?

I ask myself that same question all the time.

What are you doing up so late?

Dad said I could help him out tonight.

He should be here any minute.

You know, it's about time you two meet.

You’re just relentless, aren’t you?

Coltrane, report to New Eden Foundation...

Grid 2120, priority one.

Forget it. I'm off, remember?

Yeah. Priority one. Your car's on the way.

All right. Thanks.

Do me a favor--catch up with my little buddy...

take him up to my apartment and give him something to eat.

Sure. Can you swing by the playground tomorrow?

It's a surprise.

I'm not real good with surprises.

Aw, Katie!

All right. I'll try.

-Katie... -I'll be there if I can.

Tomorrow!

I'll try really hard.

OK. See you.

See you.

Why not bring back bald eagles and then raccoons?

Kane's bringing back all the extinct species.

Thank you.

Well, good evening.

-Rex, T. Rex. -I'm sorry.

This is an invitation-only affair.

Really? How's this invitation, Frenchy?

Teddy! What a surprise.

You here to work the room?

I'm looking for Commissioner Lynch.

Whoop, there he is. Nice talking to you, Mr. Summers.

Excuse me. Pardon me.

God!

Something smells good here.

Well!

Commissioner Lynch, sorry to barge in.

Excuse me.

Teddy?

There's been a murder at the carnival graveyard, sir.

-And? -Commissioner.

EIizar Kane, I'd like you to meet Teddy Rex...

Assistant Press Liaison Officer with the Grid Police Department.

But, of course, you must know each other.

Teddy and myself go back a ways.

This is Dr. Shade, my personal doctor.

-How do you do? -Good evening.

Not many people get to meet their maker...

at a fund-raiser, huh?

Teddy's my crowning achievement.