Don Quixote (ドン★キホーテ) - Complete Series

This is the story of a young man whose soul had one day suddenly...

...swapped with that of a gangster boss who silences crying children.

Taking place in a child counseling center, it triggered a series of events...

...that turned him into a hero...

...who saves children who are suffering in the dark.

His name...?

...Don Quixote.

Yoshi.

-Hey. -Yes?

Ya think they're gonna give us like a dozen injections?

I'm not sure, we just have to ask them.

Ah, I don't like this...

...let's just go home. -No no...

...we've come a long way... let's just ask them anyway.

Actually, uhm...

...it seems that our insides have swapped.

'Insides?'

What I mean is our minds... or maybe our souls...

The moment we pressed the doorbells at an apartment complex, I turned into him...

And this person became me.

That sounds really hard, huh?

At first we thought that it was a dream.

We thought that if after we sleep and wake up, we would return to normal...

But apparently, this is not a dream.. It's really happening!

It sure seems difficult... I feel for the both of you.

Doctor, what's wrong with us?

How can we get back to normal?

That's a tough question.

If we ain't gonna go back to our bodies, we're in big trouble.

You're right, of course.

I'll be forced to wear tacky clothes like these if I don't return!

And I'm stuck to wearin' his duds too, if I don't go back.

And having this head and face....

When I sweat, I smell like my dad...

These eyes are presbyopic... and I get cramps in my legs at night.

And I'm sick of this body, too!

Can't take in cigars and alcohol, too weak for fist-fights, and ain't got no stamina at all!

It's the worst thing that could happen for a man like me, amirite?!

Uh, wait... if you could please calm down.

Doctor... we're counting on ya!

Looks like the both of you are quite tired, right?

Did you know?

The first radical for the word 'busy' means 'heart' and if you remove that, it would read as 'lose.'

And we know that the kanji for 'heart' also means 'mind'.

So the two of you are probably so busy... that apparently you've lost your minds.

Right?

ARE YA TRYIN' TO F*CK WITH ME?!

Ah! Ah, help me!

We came in here hopin' ya could help us!

We're tryin to be serious here but ya go and make fun of us?!

-Help! Help me please! -Ya mother***er!

Calm down please!

I knew it... no one believes us.

And I'm still stuck bein you again.

Ah~... Ayumi... wish I could be with her.

Uh, I hope you'll continue doing my work please.

Even if I don't wanna, do I have a choice?

Sabashima-san, please don't lose hope.

I'll try to research on the (inter)net on how we can get back to normal... I will google it up.

Huh? 'Google?' 'Net?'

You don't know what they mean?

Of course I do!

Ain't 'net' the thing you spread out? And 'google' means 'to pull it,' amirite?

Any moron knows that!

Translation and fine timing: earthcolors

Raw provider and retiming: furransu

Special thanks to: hina_camui

::Story 3:: "Taking a Walk with a Juvenile Delinquent"

G'mornin.

Hey, Shirota, the police are looking for you.

Ah? Arite, bring it on... Haven't had a run-in with em lately.

Huh? What're you saying... Are you still half-asleep?

They will bring a 14 year old boy for protective custody.

-Whatcha mean by that? -Don't you remember...

...that boys under the age of 14 who have committed a crime are your responsibility?

You really are still half-asleep, aren't you?

What? Sounds like a bothersome thing to do.

-Huh?! -What do you mean by that?

Alright, everyone. May I have a moment?

This is Matsuoka Fumiya-kun.

Also we have a detective here from the Keihin Office of Juvenile Affairs.

Hello, I'm Kamiyama from the Keihin Office.

What?!

-Kamiyama! -What's the matter, Shirota?

Do you know him?

Err, no... not really.

Are you the child welfare caseworker?

Well, yeah.

Can a noob like you handle juvenile delinquents?

What did ya say? Bastard...

He-hey, Shirota!

Excuse my rudeness, hope ya understand.

Well now... c'mon... let's start our case meeting.

Shirota-kun, tea please.

Fine.

Oops.

Uhm, would Fumiya-kun please wait in the interview room?

-Nishiwaki-kun, please accompany him. -Yes.

Let's go.

Even if it's late, we're gonna have our honeymoon at last!

Finally... after being married for 3 years.

May the two of you enjoy it to the fullest.

Yes!

Thanks for making my dream come true.

-Darling! -Ayumi!

We gotta catch our plane... we'll continue this... on a beach in the Bahamas.

Ah?

That trip of yours... is now cancelled.

Kamiyama!

Someone broke into the warehouse at the Keihin Port area this week...

...around 20 million yen worth of goods were stolen.

Such a cheap crime ain't got nothin to do with me!

Hey! You're under arrest for obstruction of justice!

Ya bastards! Ya can't arrest me!

Wait a minute! Oi, ya bastards!

Let me go!

-Ayumi! Ayumi! -Boss!

Darling~!

Ayumi~! Ayumiiii~!

A week ago, Matsuoka Fumiya was found wandering late at night...

A policeman on patrol had taken him into custody.

At that time, he was found to be in possession of some pirated games inside a bag.

According to his testimony, a stranger approached him in front of a station.

He was told, 'You'll get 10,000 yen ($130) if you deliver a paper bag somewhere.'

Did he know what was inside the bag?

He said so in his testimony.

So I'm placing him here under the custody of this child counseling center.

But I'm expecting this boy will be going back.

What do you mean?

Matsuoka Fumiya's probably a part of some gang's smuggling operation.

He's covering up for that friend of his.

What makes you think so?

Just a feeling.

This smuggling ring...

...has sold so far thousands of pirated software games...

...causing hundreds of millions of losses.

So you Child Center people, don't forget to strictly investigate this matter.

Hold on... for us, this matter is...

Here, here, here ya go...

I made ya some tea~.

Here.

Go ahead.

Uh, thanks.

This is good!

Kamiyama-san...

...our work here is not about judging children or administering punishment.

That's right. Our job is to...

...rehabilitate these children through guidance and counseling.

That's why you child center guys are too naive and easily fooled.

You get suckered in by these kids.

You're being too soft on them...

...that's why they keep on repeating their crimes, am I right?

If you really wanna rehabilitate these kids, you gotta punish them severely...

...beat the hell outta them to help straighten 'em out!

Kamiyama!

What needs to be beaten up is that exaggeratin' mouth of yers...

Ya call yerself a man of respect?

What?

Just because it pleases ya... ya make up a crime and frame someone up...

Ya playin-dirty scum!

Hey, what's the matter with you?

Because of this guy, my honeymoon was...

'Honeymoon?'

No, actually, uh... in other words...!

...when cops suspect someone, he gets treated like a criminal right away!

Hey, boy!

You got a problem with me?

What're ya lookin at, ya bastard!

Come on now, guys... alright?

Anyway, let's listen now to Fumiya-kun's side of the story.

-Shirota-kun, Nishiwaki-kun, please. -Yes.

-Kaede-chan will provide a psychological test. -Yes.

...While Kodama-san and Nanba-san will go and interview people from his junior high school.

-Yes. -Yes.

I wanna watch when you interview him.

-What the heck? That guy gives such a bad impression. -Certainly does.

Shirota, what happened to you?

Eh?... Well.

What happened was...

I just wanna help that boy get back on his feet.

Arite! Nishi-yan, let's go!

'Nishi-yan?'

That bastard!

You've changed a lot lately, haven't you?

Nee-san, please forgive me.

I really know nothin'...

Ever since we got married, he had never...

...spent the night away from home.

But in the past week alone, he didn't come home twice. Twice, I tell you.

But it's because the President had been calling him...

You think I believe such an excuse?

It's a woman, isn't it? It's because of a woman, right?

No, really... I don't know anythin...

I'm back~.

-Thanks for the hard work. -You, too, guys.

It's hot, isn't it?

"Everyone, you see..."

"...I have this person inside my body...."

He can touch-type?

Where did he learn to do that...?