Parade of the Planets (Парад планет)

Who chops?

Sultan

This is me ...

Galliley ...

Wait a minute ...

Cuckoo, guys!

Have you got the order?

Sit down in the sidecar.

Herman Ivanovich!

Crocodilych!

Sit down, sit down ...

PARADE OF PLANETS

Hello comrades!

Good morning, Comrade Senior Lieutenant!

I don't hear you all ...

Hello comrades!

Good morning, Comrade Senior Lieutenant!

At ease!

Private Slavunov, fasten your shirt!

And stay straight ...

Yes Sir!

And you, the same ...

Stand up, "At ease" - it does not mean intentionally limply!

Yes Sir!

In the near future, our platoon will participate in the all-army exercises,

Check the uniforms, weapons, tools, materiel.

Be ready.

Your platoon will be part of the vanguard.

Up to Golovinskiy forest march in the column.

Further, take one of the guns

and start hidden maneuver to deepen into the back areas of the "southerns" ...

Avoid open spaces. Clear?

18th at 6:00 AM you have to arrive at the enemy possible river crossing.

Set the gun for the direct fire.

And destroy the pontoon crossing.

by the measure divert the enemy from the direction of our main attack.

Further, in case of success, retreat to the village Gus'kovo.

Found it on the map?

Gus'kovo ... clear.

Questions?

Questions asked!

I have a question for you, lieutenant.

We made bet on it. It's you, or do not you?

In what sense?

You were here the year before.

So for sure!

Well - as I said ...

Only you had a beard? Yes?

So for sure!

Correct.

this year you lost your beard ...

You're a physicist or who?

It seems so.

And you remember me?

Yes, I remember. I am allowed to go?

Go!

That's a creek!

Used to be a creak ...

Remember, we jumped over it?

exactly!

Now it's swollen!

Swollen. Rains!

So, what do we are going to do?

Can we cross it?

Where is our driver? Bring him here!

Hey driver ... your name?

Afonin! Come here ...

Well!

Seems not so deep ... And close to you?

Deep ... up to my neck.

All right! Carbine!

Kustanaj!

Wait, I will come.

Don't do this.

German, I need to help them! Please!

Come on. All hands!

To the right.

Sultan! Look, in the fir-tree direction. You see?

Yes, I see!

That's it.

It isn't deep here.

Hey, driver - don't be afraid - it's not your trolleybus - go ahead!

Go ahead, I tell you!

Be easy with him. He's our elite - a local deputy.

I am here, guys!

Come on, turn it left!

Well done!

Have you had the service together?

Yes, together.

I see, you had a cheerful company.

Something wrong, Afonin?

Not at all, why ...

Carbine!

Kustanaj!

Why you are walking all time - looking at the sky?

I am checking the posts.

Stop to eat and go to replace our architect.

Okay.

Well, what's in the sky, Crocodilych?

Herman said - a parade of the planets should be there. But I see nothing!

You cannot see it with naked eye.

Only he can in his telescope.

I understand.

Well? Can we pull out the gun tomorrow?

The gun? Why not, we have a tractor.

Look, look! Afonin!

Get down!

Heave ho!

Tanks!

To the gun! Target - the tank!

Direct fire.

- ready. - fire!

Aim to the head vehicle! Fire!

Tanks!

Fire!

This is done.

Tanks on the right. Fire!

And this.

Hey, you. Are you crazy?

He is mad!

Hear, now we will swim the river and will neat you face ...

Oh!

Squad! Attention!

Comrade general, the second platoon of the third battery of the seventeenth Regiment,

platoon commander Lieutenant Kostin.

Hello, comrades!

Good morning, Comrade General!

At ease!

Arrived at estimated time came to a place of crossing,

and thwarted construction of the pontoon bridge.

knocked out three tanks and destroyed several pontoons.

The civilian rocked the old days!

In general - we are a peaceful people, but we are ready to repel the enemy ...

Correct?

So for sure! Comrade General.

Surname?

Pukhov. Sergeant Pukhov.

The sergeant is ready for the real combat.

Yes, I am!

Well comrades, the command renders thanks to you ...

Go back to the camp, and that's all - go home.

Thank you for the service!

Serve the Soviet Union!

Why go home? What does it mean?

It is easy to understand, my dear. That we are no longer in the world.

That's all. The war ended.

Comrade Captain, let me ask a question, I don't understand ...

After the withdrawal of the enemy from the shore your position was hit by a missile strike.

Where the rocket launcher was?

Over there, Lieutenant - there was a rocket launcher.

Comrade Captain ...

So what? Mission is accomplished, what else?

Wait ...

Here is nothing to wait for you ... You are gone, not seen and not heard now. You died a heroic death. Thank you for the service!

Good! Come on, come on ...

Hi guys! You are gone too?

In our regiment arrived! Another six dead!

Hooray! In our regiment arrived! Another six dead!

Hooray!

Have a smoke?

On the shore - swim!

Someone from the rubber factory?

No.

Maybe from the construction plant?

We have one. Crocodilych, swim here!

Pukhov!

Who? You? Oh!

Great! Why are you Crocodilych?

And you, you are accidentally Sultan? The butcher from the third shop?

I was a butcher, I was ...

And now?

And now I'm a spirit!

We are in the other world!

Guys, we have a day to wait. Today's train is already gone. Tomorrow's will be tomorrow.

What?

Quite so!

Bizzare! We finished our war too early ...

This captain. Damn him! And where he got this goddamn rocket launcher?

And why we didn't know anything? We could shelter somewhere.

Alas, no way to shelter from the rocket ...

What is it coming out? They knew beforehand. And we were sacrificed!

Thanks it wasn't a real rocket.

No difference - real or not real ...

You aren't right here.

And what? Zap! - and you are done! Do we have to lose something?

Life, buddy! Life! Got it?

You are living forty years, and what the life is - you just don't know.

Sure, I know! The harem in the meat department!

So, it should be! After all, He is a sultan!

Common! All women... Only five minutes of pleasure...

Here you're wrong.

I'm speaking about other matter ...

Where is Gus'kovo? Where is it? About what is all the buzz! Gus'kovo, Gus'kovo ...

Gus'kovo is gone.

Ruslan!

Quiet!

Sultan!

Herman!

Quiet!

Well. Thank God!