Garfield

- - Huh?

What the... Aw.

Oh...

I hate Mondays.

Pooky, cover me. I'm going in.

Alley-oop!

B-b-b-b-b-bah.

Ha!

Oh, Sleeping Beauty, wake up.

You can stop dreaming about me because I'm here.

Now, just wake up.

You've got work to do.

You're not just my owner. You're my primary caregiver.

- Now be a... - Not now, Garfield.

Get... A-Ah... Just... All right.

Cut the sweet stuff. Easy now. Just...

Trying to cuddle with me, huh?

Trying to avoid your duties, huh?

Well, that just ain't gonna fly!

It isn't gonna work with m... me.

See, I'm getting my exercise, doing my job.

Just one quick cannonball!

- - Morning.

Garfield!

Okay! I think you're clean enough now.

- - Got your towel right here.

Garfield! No!

- It's liver flavored. - Mmm! Delicious.

Mmm. Mmm!

Mmm!

Oh! Oh, liver!

- Well, actually, it's liver flavored. -

That was a good breakfast.

Now I think I'll just fall off the "Catkin's" diet

and get myself a little high-fat chaser.

- Mmm. - Garfield, look, the milk truck.

Oh, attaboy, Nermal. The milk truck comes every day.

Yeah, but maybe not today. Maybe it's changing routes.

Maybe this'll be the last we'll ever see of it.

Come on. It's just across the street. We're cats. We like milk.

- Let's go for it. - No.

- But, you... - But nothing.

I don't leave the cul-de-sac for anything.

Out there, it's a hornet's nest of trouble.

Bad things happen out there. So I don't go out there.

Besides, I've found if you wait long enough,

everything comes to you.

Hey, Nermal, let's play astronaut again today.

- Yeah? - Yeah, I love that game.

- You're such a brave little astronaut. - All right.

Prepare to jump into your spaceship, Commander Nermal.

What about the milk?

Who needs milk when you can be in outer space?

- Ah. - You got a secret mission today.

- Yeah? - You'll be exploring the Milky Way.

- Okay. - I get the chills

when you jump in your little spacecraft.

The nation thanks you. Prepare to blast off.

- I'm ready to go, friend. - Three, two, one.

Whoa! Now I feel like it.

Bon voyage.

- Look at me go! Whoo-hoo! - Don't look down!

- I'm an eagle flying! - Come to papa, baby.

- I can see everything up here. -

- I can see my house. - Got milk?

I can see the whole neighborhood.

Well, that's nice. That's very nice.

Hey, there's another milk truck.

Oh! And that is even nicer.

I can see... Whoa!

Mission accomplished, Nermal.

Whoa! Whoa, Garfield, do it again.

Where did everybody go?

You're on the wrong side of the street, fat cat. Beat it!

And you, Luca, the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.

Okay, that's it. You're gonna get it good today.

I make a point to get it good every day.

The real question, Luca, is how shall I outwit you this time?

- What? - Shall I baffle you with simple math?

I know how to spell.

Or should I distract you with something shiny?

Now you're making fun of me.

Well, I hope so. You're no fun to look at.

You'll never get the best of me!

I think I just did.

Not the ducks again!

Jump back! And kiss myself.

Ooh!

If I ever get off this chain, you're going down.

Everybody back up! I don't know how wild this thing is gonna get.

I love the smell of cinnamon-apple in the morning.

- - It smells like victory.

I hate this fat cat.

So much time, and so little I need to do.

Mouse!

No thanks. I'm full.

Get him, Garfield!

Get him, Jon!

- -

Oh, it's always gotta be smashing and crashing.

- - Nobody poisons anymore.

Aha!

Whoa.

There's my ball!

What good is a cat that can't chase a mouse?

I don't do the chase thing.

All right, I'll handle this.

I know you don't hear me, but can't you just listen?

Louis, what are you doing in the house when Jon's home?

Sorry, Garfield, man. I couldn't help it.

Look, when he sees you, he expects more from me. Don't you get that?

Jon's got those macadamia nut cookies. I'm trying to maintain.

- You understand? - Sure.

As long as you understand I have to eat you.

Aw!

Mmm. Mmm.

- Mm! Mmm! - Oh, good boy.

See, I knew you could do it if you put your mind to it.

- You are the best cat a guy could have. - Mmm.

Mmm! Mm!

Mmm. M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mmm.

Have you tasted yourself lately?

Hey, it wasn't exactly the first-class lounge in there for me either.

Get yourself lost Louis.

Take a powder for a couple days, get a haircut and grow a beard.

Cool. I owe you one, G.

I got a question for you. Do you love your cat?

Finally, back on my regular schedule.

You're gonna make sure he has nothing but Kibbly Kat food.

Isn't that right, Persnikitty?

That cat's puss is everywhere. TV, newspapers, T-shirts.

Who would want that kind of exposure?

- Hey, buddy. - Yeah, cut the small talk.

What's in the bag?

Remember, be happy.

I'm happy when I'm with you,

you delicate mélange of tomato paste, ricotta cheese, ground meat and pasta!

Garfield, don't even think about it.

That's my food.

I may just nibble.

Thanks, Happy. And thank you for joining us.

I'm Christopher Mello. Remember...

Be happy.

- - Okay, cut. Good.

- - We're clear.

Give me the Benadryl. Give me the Benadryl.

Yeah! Yeah.

Damned cat allergies.

Any word from the network yet?

Uh, no, but they're looking for a dog act on Good Day, New York.

Dog act! Story of my life.

Looking for a dog and I'm stuck with a cat.

Thought the segment went quite well.

"I thought the segment went quite well."

Of course it went well, you toad!

The 50 housewives who saw it, loved it.

This is Walter J. Chapman reporting live from The Hague.

Oh, please, what a know-it-all!

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