The Chair

thank you

foreign

about to start home from work but yeah

now I picked up dinner I got it and I

got some some other stuff for you

surprise

hey

how was work good where's dinner I'm

starving it's uh it's on the counter

but uh

happy six months

um babe

flowers very classic

happy anniversary

I love them thank you

what stop

oh

um and also what's a chair for

uh

found it

on the road

so you took it home

a surprise

um that was the second one

do you like it

you don't like it

I mean you should like antique stuff

I mean

where are we gonna put it

I was I was thinking right here

I mean it's just decorative

kind of dirty

clean it

and it's old

and it's creepy creepy yeah it's creepy

Reese I mean look at it okay so

old is creepy now

I mean I think it's kind of homey Reese

I don't like it

I don't think that we need more clutter

around here honestly

I like it

it's actually kind of copy too

please please why why do you even like

it this much I mean are you gonna sit in

that thing yeah uh-huh I mean it reminds

me of my grandpa too you know I'm going

for a consistent style in the house

keep it in the bedroom

I can't sleep next to it

I feel weird

it's this is just a chair okay why are

you making such a big deal out of this

Rhys please don't make me beg okay I

don't like it I'm sorry but we can't

keep it just

please

fine I'm just gonna

what the fuck

what the fuck

foreign

hey you're home

hey you're supposed to get dinner

did you uh

I uh

I could just go right now stop stop what

just back up

what

you weren't even supposed to be home yet

he ruined the surprise what surprise

surprise

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa I found this no

no no no no no no no no no no no no no

no no no

what Reese move come on it's heavy I

just where did you even get that it was

on the side of the road take it back

take it back why no Reese I like it

why do you hate everything what no I

don't just take it back calm down hey it

is kind of no it's fucking creepy it is

creepy I do not want that thing in my

house anymore get it out okay you don't

even like stuff like this okay well it

grew on me am I allowed to change my

mind

hello what do you want

what what did you just say geez there's

no need to rub it in my face okay we can

keep the damn chair look I'm trying to

do something nice here it's all you

talked about last week I thought you'd

be happy about it

yeah when you brought the chair

what day is it

it's Wednesday

okay

so it's still Wednesday yes but you've

seen the chair before yes you brought it

home this is the same chair Reese

time travel there's like I don't even

know what I thought what you made me

take the chair back but what do you mean

last week

what look earlier today when I dropped

off the chair I don't even remember

dropping it back off I just wait I just

showed up there today yeah I mean you

had it here this entire time what you

fuck no no no no no when I showed up

with the chair today after work you

hated it so I think I just I just

dropped it off but I have no one work

Reese today or a week ago what what is

going on what day is it it's Wednesday

what is the date what is the date

October 20th 2021 this is some bullshit

you know now I see what fence was

talking about

are you fucking insane when did I drop

this chair off last

week sleep on the couch tonight honestly

don't bother coming to bed after a

terrible fucking week

if you don't make a big change I'm gone

Julie

actually

Joy

I really need you to listen to me right

now

truly

Julie

fuck

I think

I don't

I don't remember an entire week of my

life

I blacked out

really and

I think it has something to do with the

chair

kind of hard to believe

hard wrap your head around

try being me right now

you know what Rhys

no

you don't get to forget things just

because you regret the shit that you did

I tried to make amends

all this shit a week you've acted like a

complete asshole

getting in fights with co-workers

walking fucking racist with Joe getting

fired and Valerie in great detail how

you are going to murder fence what is

happening Rock to the Head until his