One Shot (Hitac)

It could have happened.

It had to happen.

It happened earlier. Later. Closer. Farther off.

It did not happen to you.

Wislawa Szymborska, ANY CASE

...the internal rate of return method,

or the discounted cash flow method,

equalizes net present value of expected expenditures,

with the present value of expected cash inflows.

If at that rate NPV equals or is greater than 0,

we say that an investment is profitable.

The advantage of the method is that it offers information on the maximally...

acceptable average...

ONE SHOT

Hey.

And what did he tell you?

We'll have to wait with it.

We don't have all the statements.

Isn't Kolbas the officer in the field?

I talked to him yesterday.

Let me call him.

Don't worry, I'll sort it out. Bye.

After your cup of coffee. Hello.

- Thanks, I don't feel like it. - Are you pregnant?

Kidding!

We have the CSI's at 5.

And we should write the report.

Oh, so we're not going out tonight?

The night is long, you never know.

You left him?

Who?

What do you man, who? Tall, blue eyes, married, has a daughter.

That's cops for you, pal.

- You didn't tell me you knew. - You didn't tell me.

I see someone else was also romantic last night.

Oh, that. That's from shaving.

Right. You're pinching your neck while shaving.

Yes. A new Japanese method.

What date is it today?

It's the 18th, exactly three years we've been working together.

It's OK, I bought nothing for you either.

Hey. Well, happy birthday.

You OK?

Of course. I have a present for you.

I told you I wouldn't be able to stay.

Love you, Daddy. Bye.

So, what did you buy to... Daddy?

Can you go to that meeting alone?

Oh... fuck!

Mom!

Mom!

Mom!

- Where have you been? - And you...

You're not at the university?

Where were you?

I went to the store.

What did you buy?

They didn't have it.

I can see something in the bag.

I need it for cooking.

Wine?

- Yes. - Well, you won't need it.

- Get off my case. - Take a look at what you did.

What the fuck?

There's still enough for a meal.

You can't do it with that cloth. Come on!

- Get out of here. - You get out of here.

Yuck!

Here, taste it.

Taste it.

It's very good.

A little more salt. Just a pinch.

What's funny?

It's not a problem. I still have the receipt.

No. Tomorrow I'm playing golf in my new sweater.

What do you mean, golf?

Come on. Come.

What is it now?

Club number one...

the driver.

- You're not kidding. You really play. - Imagine the ball is down there.

Stop laughing.

Focus all your force on a small portion of the clubhead, and then you hit it!

- Jesus Christ! - Hold it.

It's OK.

I'll take you along once. You're going to like it.

But where's our photo?

'Cause of Ines, huh?

Honey...

It's been 15 years.

You're my driver, aren't you?

Look.

I told you, I can't stay.

- Want me to call Horvat? - Cut the show.

Please.

- Hey. - Hey.

Go on, take off your clothes.

This end up.

This part here?

Yes, wet that part.

For... 3 to 7 seconds.

Take it.

OK, we take this off...

What if I'm really pregnant?

We know who's gonna be the god-mother.

It's easy for you to fuck around.

We should wait for 2 minutes.

Hey.

What did you like more, adding or subtracting?

Does it hurt?

I don't know. You're gonna tell me that!

You really know... how to comfort someone.

Come on.

I get drunk once and I get pregnant.

- And who with... - And who with!

Petra? How much does it cost?

Don't know. A couple of thou.

Are you gonna tell him? He is involved after all.

Yeah, he certainly looks loaded.

And your old man?

Right.

- Can you lend me? - I'm broke.

- Don't your folks send you money? - They've sent me nothing this month.

Maybe they keep some stashed someplace?

Yeah, right.

Well, have you ever looked for it?

- Of all the things! - What, why?

That's Mom's award.

An elephant?!

Yeah, so what if it is?

Who's gonna glue it back together now?

I can as well trash it now.

Where did you get that?

Why do you need a gun?

- That's Dad's. Probably from the war. - Which one?

Jesus, I'm sorry!

- Is it loaded? - No idea.

Like those two women in that movie.

I have no idea. Just put it back.

- I've never fired a shot. - I've never even hold it, so what?

Oh, so you've never... hold it?

You're idiot!

You look very handsome in that sweater.

Please tell him he needs a size bigger.

- Well, that's how they wear it now. - See?

Well, it's time for my special dish.

Thank you for staying.

You look well, you know?

And if I had someone to call me Grandpa.

I could. Will that make you fell any better?

You now what I mean.

So...

Have you got anyone?

A parfait chocolate cake.

I know you love it.

Hey.

Where?

What have we got?

A bullet got him, killed him on the spot.

- Where is the tape? - Coming.

- These guys came by accident. - We checked him out. No file.

- A family man. - Anyone saw the shooter?

- No one saw anything. - Get rid of the idiot with a phone.

The people are too close.

And here he comes.

Who's taking the case?

- Good evening. - We'll do it together.

I can't talk now.

I'll call you back.

- So you're taking the case? - Anita and I do.

Where's the tape?

Coming with another vehicle.

You're fucking with me? Then we wonder why they laugh at us.

- I assume there are no witnesses. - You assume well.

Can you tell my anything I do not assume?

- Unfortunately no until the CSI's come. - Except that there's a bullet in his neck.

Mom! Dad forgot his key again.

Let me do it.

It's the biggest of the nine fur seal species...

which dwell and mate exclusively on the coast of West Africa.

During the mating season, they come out to the shore.

I see you've found it.

The males weigh about 650 pounds at the time.

Approaching females, they often.

How does wine mix with pills?

I only had one glass.

My spine hurts.

Come, sit here.

I'm off to study some more.

During that time, a male loses close to 200 pounds in weight.

The common seal mates during the earlier months.

As opposed to the gray seals, their young ones can swim

as soon as they are born.

...in bringing a decision, which revoked the director's rule,

and gave them their jobs back.

The Zagreb PD sent us the following announcement.

Late last night around 10PM, a dead male body was found.

In the Smartinska Street, the Borongaj Borough.

The body belongs to a 32 year old citizen of Zagreb,

a family man, shot dead from a firearm.