My Scary Girl (달콤, 살벌한 연인)

'What's your blood type? '

'And your star sign? '

Women these days always ask that.

Isn't thatjust pathetic?

How can all the women in the country believe in the nonsense

that personality's related to blood type?

Even when drinking wine, they drink according to their blood type.

On public transits, when you hear girls talking with that nasal voice

Doesn't it really get to you?

I mean, they are not kids so I don't understand why adults talk like that.

The internet ruined everything!

Why, you ask? 'Cause they don't read.

They don't buy a newspaper but read celebrity scandals on the web.

Same old pictures. The same old photos.

And what else?

Talking nonsense as usual about love, about life.

They just sloppily leave a one-liner copied from some lame quotations.

'Hahaha. Totally touching. ' 'Ditto. '

'Yeah, right. '

Now, do I have to become immature and do all that?

I'd rather stay single. Don't you think so, doctor?

Am I the weird one?

My Scary Girl

PARK Yong woo

CHOl Kang hee

CHO Eun ji

It's all right. You don't have to help.

Don't worry about me.

Why don't you put it down for a while?

I can't. I can't lift it back up if I do.

I see...

It's just that I've got a bad back.

No worries.

- My back's not any better. - I see...

I'm all right. I am. Don't you worry. Just go on up.

I won't fall down, I won't fall down, I won't fall down, I won't fall down.

I told you I was fine with it.

I...

Who are you?

I live upstairs.

I... uh... that was...

Excuse me, sir! Sir!

Who is it?

I don't know.

He was looking through my stuff when I came out.

What? Me?

Well, I...

This is a misunderstanding.

What's wrong with that old man!

The reason that a pretty guy is addictive.

I'll afford Bangkok, Bali, wherever. Bring all of your friends.

Then, we pay nothing, right?

Of course! Instead, we go together.

No way!

Business is really bad, you know.

- But how come you're so happy? - What?

- What's your secret? - What secret?

You're always laughing and chatting with girls.

And patting them... So what's the secret?

Nothing much.

Women just talk to me. Then, I talk back.

And then, they ask questions. And I answer them back.

It's just like that.

So, what is it that you talk about?

Why? You want to date now?

- Huh, me? - Hey!

What brings you here, Dae-woo?

Umm, because...

Wasn't your publishing company in Yeoksam area?

Oh, we moved here 2 weeks ago.

It's the office right opposite this one.

- Really? Why didn't I know that? - I told you before.

- You did? - Yeah, you asked me.

Do I have to cherish and remember everything that you say?

So, how's your back?

I heard that it's totally busted.

Want me to introduce you to a proper acupuncturist?

Who said such crap. My back's all fine now.

Gotta go. I'm busy.

And my back's all fine, you asshole.

Oh, my legs.

Oh, my back.

Why do my back and leg hurt so much?

The pain's killing me.

I have a bit of a bad back, really.

It'd be a load off if only my back was hurting.

My whole body's in pain! How it's killing me.

My legs

What a nice young man.

- You know, the other day... - I heard from the delivery man.

- I see... - Why didn't you explain back then?

I didn't think he'd just leave like that.

He lives in our building.

What kind of work do you do?

You see, I live with her.

Since we'll be seeing each other why don't we say hello?

So, what do you do?

I lecture at a university.

- Lecture what? - English Literature.

That's nice.

What is it... you want to say?

- How about going to the coffee shop? - Just say it here.

What is it?

Baby, what you doing outside?

Dae-woo!

Hey! Dae-woo!

Hey! Hwang Dae-woo! Hwang Dae-woo!

Hey, you! Hwang Dae-woo!

Open the door! Hey! Dae-woo!

Although I'm over 30 years old, I was never romantically involved.

I've never been to the cinema with a girl.

Nor have I ever kissed.

Still, I've been able to get by until now.

I thought it better to stay single than to be with someone I don't fancy.

Seeing my friends dating seemed so immature to me. But!

For a couple of months now, I feel strange.

It's only a little back pain and I don't why, but...

I feel it'd get better if somebody could just softly rub it a bit.

Now I really want to date but I have absolutely no clue as to how.

Even if I like someone, I haven't got a clue what to say.

I don't know...

I can't even speak because I'll get embarrassed.

Please help me, doctor.

How can it be all depression!

Depression for the housewife! Depression for the prep school student!

And depression for not being in love!

Dae-woo, hey, Hwang Dae-woo!

Did you listen to me or what?

All right, all right. Back off.

Whoever she is, if she's the one then you can just say that one line.

- What did I tell you before? - I said back off!

Come on. Try saying it now.

Would you like to go to the movies with me tomorrow?

Do you want to go with another guy? Try saying it out louder!

Would you like to go see a movie with me tomorrow?

Yeah! Have some confidence! Be confident!

There aren't many girls who'd refuse you.

Wouldn't you like to go see a movie with me tomorrow?

- Where you going at this hour? - To Daejeon. To get my stuff.

- When will you come back? - In a couple of days.

- So much dust... - Hello?

Hello.

- You asked to go to the movies? - What?

- I'd like to. - Ah, yes, good bye.

Now... um... what...

- What's your number? - What?

Ah! My number. My number? 016.

Ah! I see.

- And your name is? - Wang the man... no...

Hwang Dae-woo, Hwang Dae-woo

Wang the man is a nickname. Anyone can tell, right?

Um... yes, hello?

I'll have to call you back 'cause I'm busy right now...

Oh! To give me your number!

Bravo! Oh, my.

- And your name is? - Lee Mina.

Let's get in touch tomorrow. We'll decide on the movie, then.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Try to get into the casual mode of speech.

By calling her Miss Lee and asking 'would you' or 'could you'...

- How can you get past the first base? - How can I when it's not been that long?

You have to make the transition natural so she can feel comfortable about it.

- But still, that's a bit... - And yeah!

In the beginning, you have to make them laugh.

In surveys, guys with a sense of humor are always the first place.

But why does the man always have to be funny?

Why can't the woman be funny?

Listen carefully.

'What's he like? 'Oh, he's really funny' And...

'What's she like? ' 'Oh, she's a laugh' So?

Isn't it a bit better that the guy's the funny one?

So you're going to the language institute for your studies overseas, right?

What will you study in Italy?

Design.

It's not easy to be starting something new at this age.

But since I have been drawing all my life.

I don't think it'd be so hard.

Oh, art school. You went to.

I thought you were in the arts 'cause I saw the picture books.

You really had many books.

No matter how busy I am I try to make time for some reading.

I don't think there's any future in people who don't read.

Yes, of course.

I always thought the same, too.

Oh, my.

- I'm a bit funny, huh? - Yes, you are.

You read many books haven't you?

Are there any books that you'd like to recommend to me?

Excuse me?

What meaning did the 20th century have for you?

What?

There was a re-run of BBC's

'What is 20th Century to Humanity? '

While watching it, I asked myself this question.

- Didn't you listen to what I said? - Sorry?

What... what did you say?

It doesn't matter.

- I have to go to the bathroom. - Yes! Yes!