Bank Robber

Oh, shit.

What?

Nothing.

Just saying hello to the day.

What time is it?

It's two.

A.m.?

No, p.m.

Shit, Billy.

It's kind of early, you know.

I know.

But there's things I gotta do.

I gotta get some money before the banks close.

That'd be nice.

You sure are beautiful, Selina.

Real beautiful.

Is everything gonna be okay?

Everything's gonna be just fine.

I'm gonna walk in there, I'm gonna talk to the manager,

I'm gonna sort everything out.

That's what you said the last time.

Maybe even the time before that.

One last time, one last chance.

Once last dance, one last romance.

I'm gonna wear a suit.

I'm gonna make the right impression

'cause you don't get a second chance.

Gonna wear a suit, gonna do a dance.

One last chance, one last romance.

Yeah right, sugar.

A lot of talking.

Not in this dance.

Not in this dance.

Hey, Billy.

A little early, ain't it?

Yeah, tell me about it.

Ted, you want another beer?

When you got a moment.

Yeah, I'll be right there, man.

Uh, two bucks.

I'm gonna take 20 for the beer, huh?

Of course.

And leave a tip.

Bob, what do you need, two Jacks?

It's four bucks.

Hey, Nick.

How you doing?

Yeah, it's Billy.

Well, it's that time of the month.

Yeah, I need a little assistance.

Yeah, you could sort out a little equipment for me?

Exactly, yeah.

You ain't got the tools, you can't work the trade.

Come on, keep 'em up.

All right, everybody on the floor, please.

This is my day.

Let's not do anything stupid and make it historical.

You know what I mean?

Huh?

Bank robber slays entire bank and all that shit.

Kid from broken home kills entire city, you know.

Hey, lady, it's okay.

Stay up there.

Just turn away.

Yo, girl, here, here.

All right?

Fill this up.

Great, perfect.

Candy, don't cause a fuss.

Follow procedure.

Just give him the money.

Shut up!

Put your hands over your head.

Don't say anything else.

She's very good, you know what I mean?

You're very, very good.

This is a gun, right?

You hear it go bang, right?

Bang fucking bang.

It's real.

You stay down, you stay alive.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Shit!

Oh, God.

You stupid shit.

Made in America.

Better than Rolex.

Only 9.95.

It's okay, it's okay.

Shit.

A man with money has gotta have class.

Dress for success, dress to impress.

To robberies.

I love 'em.

- So, what kind of car are you gonna be getting?

Well, it's my daughter's 17th.

Uh-huh.

I thought I'd get a BMW.

A BMW.

- You know, top of the line, five speed manual transmission.

That sounds like a hell of a choice.

I was thinking of a nice little RV for myself.

Whoa.

Why not a big one?

- Nothing like a good cash robbery to close the day, huh?

Yes!

- In other news, the Metro RTD System was again

declared unsafe as the amount of aggravated assaults

reached a record high.

Earlier news, a major robbery took place today

at downtown Central Bank.

Staff were terrorized and held at gunpoint

by a masked gunman until his demands were met.

Bank sources say the loss was considerable.

The bank's security camera managed to take this picture

and this desperado has now been identified

as William James Elliott, a legend in his own neighborhood.

Also know as Billy the Kid.

That face.

Ain't that the face of the face in room 222?

I don't know.

Well then, take a look.

- Described as six foot tall, weighs 170 pounds.

Very good-looking with

a romantic glint in his eye. - Yeah, maybe.

I'm Marissa Benoit, Channel 17.

- I think the face in 222 needs some fresh towels.

At 2:30 in the morning?

He'll get them in the a.m., the proper a.m.

Fresh towels for all in the a.m.

He just called down.

You're absorbed, that's your problem.

You're absorbed in those magazines.

You don't hear nothing.

He just called down and he asked for fresh towels.

Now, go do your job.

And when he answers the door, you check his face.

Acapulco, Rio, Tahiti, Paris, Rome.

Yeah, we'll travel the world.

We'll see the sights.

Ah, passport to the world.

Who is it?

Fresh towels.

Fresh what?

Fresh towels.

I didn't ask for no fresh towels.

I don't need no fresh towels.

Fresh towels.

You got a problem?

No, just fresh towels.

It's three a.m.

What's the deal with fresh towels

at three o'clock in the goddamn morning?

Is it him?

I think so.

What's he like?

Like on the TV.

I mean, what's he like as a person?

Oh, deep, man.

Really heavily into psyche and all that.

How the fuck do I know what he's like?

All I gave him was fresh towels.

Shit.

What's psyche mean?

That's a bad photo opportunity.

Undisclosed amount.

Assessing the losses?

Jesus.

What's it take to count to 10?

Cheers to you.

Candy, darling.

Thanks for waiting.

Why the concerned look?

Candy, don't you like champagne?

- We've just been robbed, the guy had a gun,

and you're here celebrating.

Let me explain.

The stress factor, the inner pain that we all went through.

Especially you.

Come here, come here.

Now, take this little undeclared cash

bonus to get you over the trauma.

There must be $5,000 here.

Well, you want some more?

No, I...

I don't know.

Here, take it.

Enjoy it.

God knows you've suffered enough for it.

Just agree with the figure that we say was taken