The Blue Elephant (الفيل الأزرق)

"The Blue Elephant"

Maya!

Maya!

Darling, don't forget to close the tap.

Ok.

"New Evidence Related to the Islamic Museum Robbery"

Was the islamic museum robbed?

When was the last time you read a newspaper?!, Boss.

Almost 5 years.

5 years!!, this happened 3 months ago.

The bastards spent like a gazillion pounds renovating it and at the end it got robbed.

They should have spent the money rehabilitating the junkies filling the streets.

Indeed.

"Al Abasya Psychiatric Hospital"

Dr. Safaa'!

Welcome Yehia!

didn't you miss the hospital?

I missed the hospital and the patients.

Have a seat.

What would you like to drink?

Coffee, half a spoon of sugar and a glass of water, please.

Coffee, half a spoon of sugar.

How are you doing?

Still staying alone.

There is no...

No, there isn't.

I am more comfortable alone.

Thanks.

Welcome.

Her eyes are fixed.

Pretending to be busy.

Nervous.

Preparing to attack.

Yehia!

Now, you've completed 5 years absent from work.

Of course I am keeping out the legal affairs because of your circumstances.

But last week, the inspection committee was going to take a legal action.

if it weren't for my intervention.

I won't allow anyone to accuse me of prejudice.

But, what upsetted me more

is knowing that you have not submitted a single paper of your thesis.

What's the matter, Yehia?!

No work and no thesis! What's left, then?!

Sorry doctor, the research consumed a lot of time.

Tell me that the PhD is not important I can understand that.

You can survive without it.

And you can apply for any fellowship abroad.

But work, is it also not important?!

I finished a considerable part of the thesis.

You have been saying the same thing for the past 5 years.

Do you know what this means?

It means that you are ending your career at the stroke of a pen.

Yehia!, I am not only the hospital manager.

I regard myself as your elder sister.

The best I could do to avoid your dismissal

is to let you back in and you have to attend.

And this will be a special exception made for my sake.

Come back?, where?

Come back to the hospital.

But...can we postpone it till I complete my thesis?

My offer is a package take it wholly or leave it.

Your legal situation is the most important issue.

If you will attend, that's ok.

If not, I will testimony that you shall not work again.

And keep searching for someone to hire you

after you get fired from a distinguished hospital like "Al Abasya".

Ok, doctor.

As you please.

Now, only choosing a suitable department is left.

Intermediate Care...full.

I have a vacant place in the senility department.

No, please!, I won't stand the bedwetting, doctor.

What do you think about "8 west"?

The unstable building?

No, your information is not up to date, then.

"8 west" is the most secure prison in Egypt, nowadays.

Something befitting psychotic criminals.

The least dangerous of them, killed his whole family with cold blood.

Escaping it, is virtually impossible.

What's so funny?!

I am laughing, because you inteneded to admit me to "8 west" from the beginning.

So you proposed the senility and the bedwetting.

So that I will easily agree on the prison.

What was the subject of your thesis again?

"Psychoanalysis Through Body Language"

Then, instead of experimenting what you studied on us.

Use that knowledge in your thesis, doctor.

I will try to.

Yehia!

You were one of the best doctors we had.

No one can forget the tough cases that you treated.

It will be a great loss if you waste all of that.

Check "8 west" new building before you leave.

"8 West Division"

Yes, sir.

Dr. Yehia Rashed.

One second.

He is saying that he is a doctor here in "8 west", but I never saw him before.

"Men's Building (a)"

Dr. Yehia Rashed.

Dr. Yehia!, welcome back.

I knew from the management that you will be joinging us, starting today.

Seriously?! I've been here for 5 mins only!

How are you doing, Mohsen? and how is your family?

Fine, thank God!

Come on in, doctor.

The building was divided into: Dangerous, (b)Normal, (c)Females.

We have 73 cases 61 of them are accused of murder.

This is the criminals affairs room.

And this is the head of department office, Dr. Kilani.

And this is the room for inspection and following up, where the committee meets.

And this is the doctors room.

Come on in, doctor.

Thanks, Mohsen.

Welcome, boss.

We really missed you and missed your good days.

Dr. Sameh is arriving anytime, now.

Sameh who?!, Zidan?!

Yes, should I make tea?

Make dark black coffee, and boil it, Mohsen!

At your service.

Smoking is not allowed in here.

How are you?, Yehia!

How are you?, Sameh!

Welcome back.

Thanks!

You've lost a lot of weight.

But, you have a bigger belly, though.

What happened to your hair? are you getting bald or what?

And your nose!, why did it become so big?

How are you Sameh!

You are here with us in "8 west"?

I am here since 4 months.

I am the oldest in the division now.

After the committee, of course.

Breakfast?

Thanks.

But, you couldn't find a place better than "8 west"?

You should have chosen something simple...

Administrative works...

or Mental Retardation.

Maybe you forgot the profession.

My fate!

Tell me, what's new?

The whole building is new.

Come, I will show you around Come with me.

Come.

Inside!, all of you.

Sit down!

This is Saed, he killed his wife

skinned her and put her in the fridge

he will be sent to "Al Khankah Hospital" tomorrow.

And this is Fox.

He killed a 3 year old girl, first raped her and then slaughtered her.

On the other hand, Abdul Majeed poisoned his parents then set them on fire.

He thought they kidnapped him.

And this guy...

What guy!, enough please Sameh that's good enough.

See you tomorrow.

How are you?, Naguzi!

Is Mr. Awni here?

Doctor!, where have you been lately?

I don't know why you make me feel like you are my wife.

It would be my honor, if you were a chick I wouldn't leave you for a moment.

What?!, you will make me doubt you I was just kidding.

No hasish?

Of course.

But listen!, not in front of Shakir and Mouris they will be upset like last time.

As if hash is the worst of your deeds.

Don't worry, we will get a joint outside, come, come.

This one is free.

Sure.

Poker is my favorite sport.

And reading the players body language is the best practice.

A couple of days ago I was staying in a hotel.

Waiting for some people on lunch.

One glass after the other.

I saw a hot chick, coming through.

A Russian chick!, you can't imagine.

Her body, that perfect.

Her eyes!, WOW!, I can't describe it!

She passed by me, and smiled.

And went to play on the piano.

She kept playing for around half an hour.

She didn't stop looking at me for a moment.

After she finished, I saluted her and gave her a hundred pounds tips.

Where are you from?...I am from Russia... where are you staying?...

Blah blah blah...I went down to the reception to reserve a room.

The best 2 hours of my life!

The whore screamed like hell.

She exposed me!

Even the room service came up and asked if there was a problem.

I told them no worries, it was just the TV.

Then...

We continued till...like 2:00 AM.

She didn't want me to leave.

Saying that they don't have the like of the Egyptian stamina in their country.

They are fond of the Egyptian stamina!

Tell me doctor...

What is your analysis of this situation?