Mad for Each Other (The Crazy Guy in This District / Yi Guyeokui Michin X / 이 구역의 미친 X)

There's a pervert here!

Catch the pervert!

Everyone! He's right here!

-Quiet down! -It's a pervert!

Catch that pervert!

-The pervert! It's the pervert! -Where?

My goodness! Don't come closer!

Don't come near! Don't go away either!

Stay there.

Just wait there.

My gosh.

Goodness. What's going on?

Unit 507, what's with the outfit?

My gosh. And you said you had an appointment today.

Was this your appointment?

It's not like what you think it is.

-I'm just-- -I had no idea

you were this kind of person.

Gosh, you tricked all of us,

doing all kinds of nasty stuff behind our backs.

I had no idea he was such a jerk. My goodness!

That's not it.

Because of the case I'm investigating lately--

What do you mean by investigation? You're on a hiatus.

Well, what happened is…

If you were not a pervert, why would you be walking around like this?

She's right. Why would you run away if you're so innocent?

Exactly.

Well, that's because you all suddenly ran up to--

I said, don't come closer!

We don't need to hear any more.

He's definitely a pervert.

No, I'm not! I'm not a pervert! Damn it.

Gosh.

EPISODE 5 A BIG BARKING DOG THAT DOESN'T BITE WOMEN

When I told you stay dead quiet, I meant dead quiet!

Since it's so hard for you, I ought to just kill you!

I told you not to do all the undercover stuff.

Do you have any idea how many times

-headquarters called me? -Gosh, you're so loud.

Until when do I have to defend you like this? You idiot!

Put your legs together, will you?

And what's with that wig?

Take that stocking off, you punk!

See? I told you.

There's no way he's a pervert.

I know, In-ja.

By the way, I didn't know cops actually dress like women to go undercover.

I've only seen that in movies.

He should have explained it to us.

-Tell me about it. -Why didn't he say anything?

He did though.

I'm terribly sorry, sir.

You've got to curb your temper sometimes.

Yes, sir.

Where did you even buy these clothes?

What's with the hiking clothes? You don't even hike.

What now?

You know, all kinds of things happen to cops during investigations.

You prick.

So are you a cop now?

I told you to lay low if you wanted your job back.

Can't you keep away from the substation?

Come on. Don't talk like that.

I heard you met U-jin.

And you're still acting up?

How could you be like this after seeing him?

I'm not doing this because of U-jin.

Yang was definitely there that day.

I will do whatever it takes to catch him to prove that.

And I will reveal to everyone why U-jin went there that day.

And why was he there in the first place?

Listen to me.

You're the reason U-jin is like that right now.

It's because you used the investigation as an excuse to do as you please.

That's why…

he's ended up crippled.

So don't tell me you're doing this for him.

If I ever hear

that you're investigating Yang again,

I'll do whatever I can to stop you from coming back.

Understand?

Hwi-oh.

It was definitely misleading.

So?

So what?

So?

You're not going to apologize anyway.

Right?

But seriously, what is it that I have done so wrong to you?

Tell me.

I mean, what have I done so wrong

to deserve all the beating and the cussing?

You know, I helped you when you asked.

I found you the dog and everything.

What about you?

Do you have any idea what I went through today?

I was…

Are you crying?

Why are you crying?

Don't cry.

Do you find this funny?

You suspect innocent people and get them in trouble.

You enjoy watching them suffer, don't you?

Are you a psychopath?

That's why you go to the psychiatrist, right?

Actually, I--

I don't even want to know. You don't have to answer.

Why would I want to know that?

From now on,

since you hate me so much,

I will do my best to stay out of your sight.

So keep your door locked like always

and keep suspecting the people who try to help you.

Okay?

If I ever talk to you again,

Then I'm not human. I'm a dog!

What?

Go.

Stay away!

Hey!

Come here!

Are you okay?

Are you hurt?

Stay here. I'll be right back.

Don't go. Okay? Don't go.

What's wrong? I'll be right back. Stay here.

Stand up!

-Stand up! -Who on earth are you?

What's the matter?

What did you just do in front of the woman?

-Answer me! -I didn't do anything.

I do this to cool myself off.

What's the problem?

Come on. This is unfair!

Call the police!

Let go of me.

-Stay still. I'm going to call them. -That really hurts.

You'd better say exactly what you just said at the station.

Don't even think about settling or whatever since that's a hassle.

Stop moving!

You little…

God damn it.

No.

It hurts.

Don't move or your arm might break.

What are you doing? Hurry and call the police already.

What?

Okay. Sure.

It hurts.

That hurts.

-Thank you, sir. -Not a big deal. Bye, then.

Bye.

What now?

Apologize if that's what you want to do.

You don't need to thank me.

Well, that's not it. You said if you ever talk to me again,

you're a dog, not human.

And I told you not to go.

Why did you go?

I had to catch that pervert first.

I did, didn't I?

I said I'd be right back, but you wouldn't let go.

I could have missed him.

Why are you bothering me now?

What?

You didn't believe me again?

You always go quiet when you're cornered.

I can't

trust people.

It's just hard for me.

That's my illness.

Your illness actually sounds quite normal.

Psychopath, sociopath, or multiple personality disorder.

I thought you were one of those three cases.

I have you all figured out now. You don't even anger me anymore.

Your lingering around is more annoying. So just come along.

Come on. Come closer.

Are you okay?

Don't you need to see a doctor?

You were groaning like this before.

I'm okay.

That was just a temporary panic attack.

It happens when someone follows me on rainy days.

I can't breathe and my heart pounds for a while.

I get so dizzy I feel like I'll pass out, I break out in cold sweat,

my entire body feels numb and I feel like I could die soon.

But then I become completely normal again.

Are you sure that's normal?

That's all in your head.

You need to use your left brain then, which is in charge of your emotions.

Didn't the doctor tell you about this?

Maybe she just told me.

How do you do that?

You can count numbers while breathing deeply.

How can I breathe deeply when I can't breathe at all?

Just try to take a deep breath in slowly.

Just try it. It works.

Take a deep breath and then count one as you exhale.

Take a deep breath and then count two as you exhale.