Dennis the Menace

Not so fast.

The dinosaurs aren't going anywhere.

Here, let me help you with that.

Thank you, Alice.

A nice, quiet day at the Museum.

That's what I said.

Wow.

He should have crushed after every meal.

Slow down.

No. Look at all these phones.

What's this one called? Dad.

It's an alasaurus.

Aliceaurus, did you hear that, mom? They named that one after you.

No, sweetheart, not Allosaurus.

It's Allosaurus A-L-L-O-S-A-U-R-U-S.

Honey, look at this.

It says unearthed by Dr. Barkley.

Skyler III.

Barkley, I don't believe it.

Who is that?

The man who discovered this dinosaur? I went to College with him.

Do you know him?

Sure do.

Or did.

He was a fraternity brother who ever

thought that one day Barkley would become a famous paleontologist?

He did. I'm sure.

This thing doesn't have any skin. What's?

Holding it together?

Crazy glue, son.

You mustn't climb onto the exhibit.

Dennis,

what am I going to do with you? I've told you, we don't touch the exhibits.

I was just trying to figure out what holds it together.

It's held together by specially designed pins like this one?

Yes, just.

Dennis,

we're leaving. I don't have to get abusive.

Dad.

Always say someday.

Look back and laugh.

Can we do that now.

Henry?

I can't find your other Brown Argyle.

Any idea where it might be?

I was wearing them both yesterday.

I guess the sock monster got it.

So he can get your smell in case we ever have to track you down.

That was thoughtful of you, son.

Eat your breakfast, sweetheart.

Did the contractor drop off the estimate for the sprinkler system?

I'm afraid you'd ask that.

It's right there in the bulletin board.

$375.

And that's just for digging the trenches.

The pipes and connections are all extra.

That's robbery.

What was carbon, please.

This is grown up talk, Dennis.

Why?

Every time I have an idea, it's grown up talk, Dennis.

Okay.

That settles it.

I'll just have to forego a little weekend golf and dig the trenches myself.

I'm not paying that kind of money for holes in the ground.