Mad for Each Other (The Crazy Guy in This District / Yi Guyeokui Michin X / 이 구역의 미친 X)

Hey, guys.

Ladle Man!

-Dad! -Dad!

Hey, guys.

Let's go!

So…

What are you having for lunch tomorrow?

What?

You should eat well.

Tomorrow…

you have a lot of self-defense to learn.

Don't look at me like that.

I need to teach you properly

so that I won't have to lend you this arm again.

Isn't that so?

Go on inside.

Okay.

EPISODE 6 RUN AWAY

I'm Noh Hwi-oh, your drill instructor for today.

Trainee Lee Min-kyung.

Lose the sunglasses.

-What? -"What?"

Did you just say "What?"

From now on, I want you to scream when you answer me.

Understood?

Lose your sunglasses!

Why just me? You're wearing them too.

You're talking back again. What's wrong with your character?

Your character…

Yes, you do have a problem with your character.

Lose your sunglasses!

There's something I overlooked yesterday.

People have an instinct to protect their vital points.

So you need to trick your opponent and block their sight before you attack.

Poke their eyes,

then you kick them in the nuts.

Got it?

Good! Give it a try.

Poke the eyes!

My gosh, come on.

Don't forget what happened yesterday!

Imagine it in your head and do it looking this way, not me.

Do it over here in the air.

Don't attack me.

Now go on.

Poke the eyes!

-Bam! -That's right.

-Poke the eyes! -With power!

Bam! Poke! Bam! Poke!

Enough!

Now let's try defending yourself when someone grabs you from behind.

Stomp on the person's foot with your heel!

Then turn around and kick them in the nuts!

Got it?

Turn around.

A stranger is trying to grab you from behind.

Are you enjoying this?

-Hurry up! -Stomp on his feet!

Bam!

Good job. Now…

it's time to increase your stamina

as well as your guts and agility.

Down on all fours!

"Stay" on one. "Alert" on two.

One.

Stay!

Two.

Alert!

-One. -Stay!

Bend your arms more. Bend them more.

Two, one, two, one, two. Do it properly.

One, two.

Come back. Come back here. Get up.

Hang in there. That's right. Good.

One, two. One, two, one.

Gosh, it hurts.

Get up.

Why are we doing this?

You're all warmed up, right?

Now you're going to run like you're actually in trouble.

Imagine someone is chasing you from behind

and run, okay?

When someone tries to attack you, the best thing is to run.

Understood?

Your voice is too small.

Understood?

Ready.

Run!

Run!

Run! Faster!

You run slower than an old grandma.

Run faster!

Imagine that someone is actually chasing you from behind.

Come here!

Stop!

Get over here!

Come here!

I'm with her.

-No. -Do it. I dare you!

I'm her next-door neighbor!

-What are you doing? -You were chasing after her!

-No, we came here together. -You were yelling and chasing after her!

No, we were just running together.

No, it's not what you think.

You're mistaken! There she is! Wait!

Hey, unit 506! Hurry up and come here! Come over here!

Look. We know each other.

We're next-door neighbors.

I'm sorry, everyone.

Are you kidding me? Get over here. You're dead meat. Come here!

Come here!

Get over here.

Come here.

Gotcha!

Hwi-oh.

What?

Did he go somewhere?

What is this smell?

My goodness.

Beer cans and instant noodles?

Goodness.

Let's get to work.

It's like I'm his housemaid or something.

He should hurry up and get married.

My goodness, what is this?

My goodness gracious.

Goodness.

-Change his name. -Pardon?

Either that, or he'll have to move to a place near the river.

Well, that'd be nice.

But the apartment price went down,

so we can't sell the place. What should we do?

Well, there is a way.

What is it, ma'am?

He could meet a woman who has a lot of water energy.

She might use that energy to put out the fire that burned his heart.

A woman who has a lot of water energy?

Welcome.

You're only going to buy me ice cream after having put me through all that?

I'll buy you ice cream. Come here.

Well, fine then.

You're going to have strawberry ice cream, right?

Be careful of that man.

-No, just have the strawberry. -Green tea.

Gosh.

That one's expensive.

Buy two, get one free.

Please, bring one more. It's "buy two, get one free".

This isn't past its expiration date. I bought it myself.

I bought it with my own money. Here.

What's this?

Goodness.

Where did you get the money to buy this? You work part-time.

I'm sure I earn more than someone who's unemployed.

Yes, I guess you're right.

-Gosh. -You can drop the honorifics.

You seem way older than me.

You didn't use proper honorifics anyway.

Okay then.

Anyway, thanks for this.

We have one extra ice cream.

You can have it.

Go on.

Are you studying to be a police officer? Why?

They're civil servants.

I often see cops on patrol at work, and the job seems pretty easy.

Working at a local precinct isn't as easy as it looks.

You'll have to spend all day dealing with rude people

and drunkards.

I'd still love to pass the test.

The pervert said he was stressed over not finding a job.

He kept calling me asking to settle.

He said he won't be able to get a job with a criminal record.

And that his life will be a mess because of me.

He begged me to cut him some slack.

It made me feel like the bad guy.

It didn't feel nice.

He's the one who ruined his own life!

And why should the victim be considerate of the assailant?

You work part-time and study too,

but it's not like he was considerate of that.

This wasn't intended, but we're all victims here.

She was also attacked by that pervert.

I bet they just need to pay a small fine for indecent exposure.

Why do cops always tell victims to settle?

How do they know what the sentence is going to be?

And is it true? Do they really get released after paying a fine?

No.

You need to study a bit more.

He blocked your way,

humiliated you by forcing you to look down there,

and approached you threateningly.

That's attempted indecent assault.

And it's totally up to you whether or not to settle.

No one can force you to settle.

I really don't want to settle.

But what if he tries to harm me just because I didn't settle?

If he keeps persuading you to settle, you can request the cops for protection.

You can also write a petition asking for a stronger punishment.

So don't worry too much.