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- - Oh, my God!

You know what?

I'm actually so excited college is over.

- Me too. - You know what I mean?

I'm ready to enter, like,

an easier part of my life. - Yeah.

- - Uh, hi.

We're picking up our drink tickets

under Elliott Goss and Portia Davenport.

We graduated.

We're graduates. - I'm not seeing your name.

Elliott Goss, right?

- Okay, that's weird you don't have my name.

Um, School of Poli-Sci?

- Yeah, no. - No.

- You always have the weirdest luck with this stuff.

- You know what? Just give me the tickets.

It doesn't matter anyway. - Portia!

- - Hi!

We nabbed a table and got you guys beers.

- You guys! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! - Guys, we graduated!

- We're, like, officially adults now.

- Don't say that, Drewski. I don't wanna be an adult.

I just wanna be, like, a baby in a womb.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, it's okay.

- Yeah. - I have to admit.

Um, I'm weirdly feeling very hopeful.

- Hmm. - You are?

Make me feel like that. - Come on, look at us.

I mean, Portia, you're such an amazing actress.

- Aww. - Stop!

- It's so true. both: It's true.

- When you walk on to the stage, like,

you just radiate this unique light.

- Aww. - And Elliott--

Don't.

- You're so smart, and you read people so well.

You just understand them, you know?

There's no way that you're not gonna be influential.

- Okay, Dory, I'm gonna cry. Stop it!

- And Drew... - Yes?

- You're just-- you're so sensitive

but grounded, you know?

I feel like people in the business world

are just gonna have to make way for you

because you're gonna be the biggest-hearted human being

Wall Street has ever seen.

- I love you. - I love you too.

- Oh! - Cute!

- I just wanna say that I think

we're gonna do and make

really beautiful things,

and have amazing lives, and you're my family.

Aww!

- To our family and to our amazing lives!

all: To our family and our amazing lives!

Bon appétit, mademoiselle.

I threw an extra nugget in today!

It was the last one in the bag.

I mean, why not?

- Can anybody hear me?

Help!

Help me!

Hello?

Can anybody hear me?

Help me!

Can anybody hear me?

- Yeah! Whoo!

all: Oh!

- Hey, hey, hey! - Ha-ha!

Too slow this time, Prince Grisly!

I'll win the heart of the beautiful maiden yet.

Who could love an unsightly animal like you?

Ahh!

Ahh!

- Get him, Prince Grisly! Yeah!

Get him!

- - Ahh!

- Damn it, Gustave. Falling is for amateurs.

But you--you, man-- you were amazing!

Best Prince Grisly we've ever had.

You nailed it, bro!

- Thanks, man.

I love it! I love it so much!

I mean, did you see those kids?

They're just, like, laughing and smiling.

I could do this for the rest of my goddamn life.

- Holy shit. Are you okay, Andrew?

Oh, yeah.

I'm just-- I'm hot from the hat.

- But shouldn't you be used to heat, though?

Didn't you say you're from South Africa?

- Yes, I am. Yeah, I am from South Africa.

You know what's funny, dude?

Sometimes I can hear the accent in you,

but I really gotta stretch my ears for it, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

Actually, a lot of people say that.

It's, uh--

it's because my parents were American diplomats,

so I just sort of inherited their accent.

That's kind of cool, though.

It makes you cut from

a different kind of cloth, you know?

- Nah. I'm one of y'all.

I belong here.

Why did you do this to me?

We were friends.

We're friend-- we're your friends.

Ugh. Friends!

Why did you do this to me?

We were friends! Friends!

We were friends.

We were friends. We were friends.

Friends. We were friends.

Name?

- Hi. Uh, Portia Davenport.

- Yes, everyone's reading for Portia Davenport,

but what's your real name?

- No, I am the real Portia Davenport.

- Oh, maybe I am missing one.

No, I don't have one.

- Hi. - Oh, gosh, hi!

- Hi there. - Portia Davenport.

Such a pleasure. Hi, Roger Carrots.

- Hi, Mr. Carrots, so nice to meet you.

- Greg Carrots--big fan. - Hi.

- Yeah. - Thank you.

I'm so sorry, you guys, for just,

like, barging in on you

like this, completely unannounced.

I just needed to talk to you

because it was brought to my attention

that you are using my name and my likeness

in your film, "Savage: The Dory Sief Story."

- Portia, before we get too far into that--actually,

this is perfect timing. -

- Uh, Portia this is our lawyer, Hugh Sneezer.

- Hi, Mr. Sneezer, so nice to-- - Hello, Ms. Davenport.

Put your hand away.

Let me just get straight to the point.

As a public figure in a very public trial,

you have hardly any ground to fight us on our right

to portray you in any light that we favor.

And with all due respect,

if you're interested in pursuing legal action,

I guarantee you it will be

an enormous waste of time and money.

Do we have an understanding?

- I was actually just hoping I could audition.

- Oh, audition. - Yeah.

I just really think I could nail this part.

It would be such an honor

if I could prove myself to you as Portia.

- Well, this has been an incredible waste of my time.

I'll see you both in court. - All right, bye.

See you, Hugh. - Bye, Hugh.

- Bye, Hugh. - Wow.

I mean, what makes you wanna play yourself?

- I think it would actually be very healing.

I could kind of get some closure, you know,

really own it, take my power back.

You know what I mean?

I think there's a lot of dignity in that.

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.

I mean, that's interesting.

- Mm-hmm. - That's very interesting.

Mm-hmm.

Um, of course,

you would not have to audition.

- Oh, okay. - No, we would have

to just talk amongst ourselves. - Sure, yeah.

- And then of course with the network, Streamer.

- Okay, well, thank you guys... - Great!

- So much for your time. - Thank you.

- Yes. - Great energy in this room,

by the way. - And you too--thank you.

- Thank you so much for coming in.

- Bye! - There she goes.

- Okay, this is what I'm talking about.

Our planet is literally a ticking time bomb,

but the Republican Party

is too busy demonizing the disenfranchised

to even pretend to care. - Okay, I don't even know

what I'm looking at. - What?

- What even was that a video of?