Half White

Mister Bandari

Sorry, do I know you?

My name is Winnie McKellar, I'm here to interview you

Yeah of course, good to meet you

The pleasure is mine. I didn't realize it was an in-person interview

I was expecting a phone call

Well my office is just a few blocks away

I find these things are always better in person

I hope you don't mind. No not at all

um I'm Trying to make my flight

Would you mind doing the interview in my car

That would be great Mister Bandari.

Please

Thank you so much for doing this interview

I've heard quite a lot about you

Anything interesting

There's a lot about your company

And its rapid rise into the upper echelon of the tech Industry

So there's nothing interesting right

Well I also noticed that your name appears

at the top of nearly every charity organizations list of contributors

I believe in giving back, after all much has been given to me

You do a lot for people in need

This is the angle I want to take with this article

What do you mean?

Most of what is written about you is about Mr Bandari

The successful businessman entrepreneur

This information is good, but I believe that people are

more interesting than just their job titles

Who is Avinash as a human being. What's his story

What series of events shaped him into who he is today

Well for starters it's Nash for short

Nash

I'm basically from India, where I studied

Computer Engineering I typically fit the stereotype

Of Indians being prolific at computer programming

yes

Well my story actually started in the United States

Great

I moved here after being offered job in a

software company and I didn't know anyone

when I first came, as I was the first one from my family to go into the US

but eventually you made friends I hope

Yes I did, in fact they're still my best friends

tell me about them. How did you guys meet

There's Zorik, the Russian hacker

Is that another stereotype

Ok … what do you want?

Superman red sun signed by Mark Miller

Ha Ha Ha No No way I stood in line for hours to get signed

I know Zorik you we both did you were right in front of me

and when it was my turn the signing was over and book store closed

But it's Redsun

Yaaa

You don't want anything else?

Noooo

Is it still in mint condition

So nice

Super man Redsun. The Sickest shit ever

Ok. Lets not rub it in

I am sorry

Bogdon…

Russian: Bring the duffel bag.

So, tell me. What you are going to do with all this money?.

I'm going to America.

After exchanging the Bitcoins for cash

Zorik made it to the US Mexico border

There he met the other two immigrants

Cameron from Nigeria and Dan Dan from China

The stars must have been aligned

because as a strange twist in their fate

they all realized that they had a similar skill

which is computer engineering

And then they made it into the US together

Then there's Billy, he knows how to handle everything

but actually not knowing anything about it at all

And where is Billy from

He's from Austin

Computer: Next question... F***

Working at the office was a strange experience for a person like me

I'm pretty sure I saw all of my co-workers on TV

at the Charlottesville protest

They were the one that wanted to keep the monuments

They were white supremacists

Billy: Language Library language expressions

She's been gone for a while; you think she's coming back anytime soon

Whatever

So, what are you, like fresh out of the school

I've worked for this company for 2 years

Oh cool are they promoting you today

I'm actually being fired

What do you mean? What makes you think that

They left a note on my desk that's saying

that they can't sponsor my H-1B and I'm being fired

Hey guys, Miss Davenport is unable to meet

with you in person today uh

but the conference room please

Kelsey could you please set up a Skype interview

Thank you

I met Billy on the day of his interview

when I saw him, I realized that he didn't know anything about software

Then, I agreed on helping him ace the interview

Mister Ryan, thank you for your time today

I apologize for the unusual circumstances on this interview

Not a problem

I just have a few questions if you're ready to get started

How are you today?

I'm... I am great thank you, doing good

Can you explain to me what oops is?

Oh no problem take your time

No actually … Can you explain what oops is?

Avinash: object-oriented programming language...

It has inheritance abstraction and polymorphism

and what is inheritance?

That is where the money is

Avinash: It's the feature of oops.

Its allows the case using its methods

and properties into another case

and What versions of java have you worked with so far?

All the … You know, all the popular ones

Avinash: 1.9. 1.8. 1.7

Billy: and 2.0

and What is the difference between 1.7 and 1.8?

0.1…

Excuse me

Avinash: There is library and language changes

Language changes include Lamda expressions

Which are annotations of Java types

and method handling and library changes updates

and the API updates in time

Huh Mr. Ryan Everything seems to be in order …

Do you have any questions for me?

Hmmm how long is typically is lunch..

Laugh .. You are the class clown aren't you

Well thank you for your time Billy

and Please see Cheryl in HR for paper work

Ok, Thank you

Lets see…Billy…

You answered no to health insurance?

mhm… Is that bad

Just in case you change your mind…

Here is comprehensive packet telling you various

enrollment options for you..

Do you have any questions so far

Oh No… Is that an Aloe Vera plant?

Indeed it is…. Are you in to horticulture?

No, it's just that I'm highly allergic to Aloe.

When I am around my face breaks out in hives

and swells up. It's pretty awful,

like Mickey Rourke space... fighter

or just in general

Congratulations on getting the job.

Thank you

You'll start on Monday morning eight o'clock.

Perfect... Ok

just one last thing.

Here's a bit of literature for you to review before Monday.

A bit is an understatement

It's everything you need to know about the project you're taking over.

The fellow before that was let go this morning.

Ohh Really? Wait..You mean Nash?

Yes. What a shame. He was really good at his job

Is there a.. any way I can contact him…

You know if I have any questions about the project

You can catch him before he leaves.

He is probably gathering his belongings.

Ok Okay Thank you Cheryl

Hi...

Billy? Ya

Look, I know you just helped me replace you here,

but I could use your help again.

Sorry... That sounded bad.

They cut my severance.

Sorry.. I really don't know what I'm doing here.

No shit.

Can i ask your number or something ..

And I owe you I owe you big time.

I'll promise I will make it up to you

I'm a different kind of white guy.

Wait.. Hold on

602..

I didn't think any one would have hire me that point

So, I have decided to go to the bank and withdraw

the cash I have the little I had known

I have been watched by gang of robbers..

Al right… As soon as he comes out,

one of you will push him in the back seat.

I can't see through the panties.

Is this.. Is this enough disguise?

I don't know, I can't see.

Are you guys listening?

Push him in the back seat.

Good. Now just ... try to look normal.

Oh Look, the old decrypted woman again.

One of you should help her cross the street this time.

Paper-Rock-Scissors

Go … Fine

Hi Ma'am need help

She is beating the shit out of him

Oh, god. Please Please don't kill me. I have no money.