Babanbabanban Vampire (ババンババンバンバンパイア)

Today's temperature will reach 32 degrees Celsius.

The first day of summer heat is expected.

In areas including Yokohama Saitama and Chiba,

it's expected to be 5 to 8 degrees higher than usual.

If observed, April 11th's summer heat would be the earliest on record.

This unusual April heat is expected to reach mid-August levels.

Hey, are you okay?

Wanna come to my place?

Is that... okay?

RIHITO TATSUNO

KOINOBA HOT SPRINGS

Mr. Mori?

What's wrong? It's so late.

Is tomato juice okay for you, Mr. Mori?

I'm sorry for the trouble.

I just couldn't sleep.

You should go to bed early. Tomorrow's your entrance ceremony.

I know, but I'm just nervous.

You don't need to be nervous.

If anything happens at school, I'll come running right away.

You're so dramatic, Mr. Mori.

As long as I live,

I've made a promise to protect Rihito.

Thank you, Mr. Mori.

Oh, sorry for interrupting your work.

No, it's fine.

Good night, Rihito.

Good night, Mr. Mori.

See you, Mr. Mori.

How innocent he is...

Such a pure and rich aroma wafts through the air.

I can't do this.

Geez...

Ba ba ba ba ba ba vampire

Ba ba ba ba ba ba vampire

Ba ba ba ba ba ba vampire

Ba ba ba ba ba ba vampire

Ranmaru Mori, Ranmaru Mori

Ranmaru Mori, 450 years old

Ranmaru Mori, Ranmaru Mori

Ranmaru Mori, Vampire

Long ago, I was beloved by The great Lord Oda Nobunaga

In the end, a sad farewell

Only I remained alive

Lord Nobunaga!

Vampires are immortal

Vampires are immortal

Cursing this world and myself I've spent hundreds of years in despair

No matter how many people's blood I drink

My thirst and hunger are never satisfied

Humans are just food

Humans are just food

Eventually hunted by vampire hunters

Ready to die at that moment

Then I met him, a boy like an angel

His name is Rihito Tatsuno

Ranmaru Mori, Ranmaru Mori

Ranmaru Mori, 450 years old

Ranmaru Mori, Ranmaru Mori

Ranmaru Mori, Vampire

Clear eyes, pure heart Elastic skin, innocent reactions

The scent of blood, everything is perfect A once in a century treasure

I want Rihito's blood I want Rihito's blood

Rihito's blood, Rihito's blood

The most delicious meal Should be savored at its finest

The perfect state is An 18-year-old virgin, nothing better

An 18-year-old virgin An 18-year-old virgin

Just three more years

Of filling my hunger With criminals' disgusting blood

To savor Rihito the ultimate feast In his perfect state

An 18 year old virgin An 18 year old virgin

Who are you!?

I am a vampire.

A vampire?

Mori Ranmaru, 450 years old

- A cross. - That won't work on me.

Mori Ranmaru, Mori Ranmaru the Vampire

Disgusting.

No Rihito, no life No Rihito, no life

No Rihito, no life

It's so moving that Rihito is now a high school student.

We're getting older too, aren't we?

Who's in high school?

It's me, Grandpa.

High school means youth, and youth means love!

Grandpa, your buttons are misaligned again.

Misaligned buttons happen all the time.

Buttons and love too.

Huh? Love?

Love is...

not necessary for high school students.

Love is nonsense!

- Good morning, Mr. Mori. - Good morning.

It's rare to see you up this early, Ran-chan.

That's right. Handsome men like you must avoid sunburn.

Today is Rihito's entrance ceremony.

You woke up early just for me?

Of course.

Who are you again?

I'm Ranmaru Mori.

Oh? How old are you?

I'm 450 years old. Physically 25, though.

Oh my, that's quite a long life!

Could you be the Grim Reaper coming for me?

No, I'm a vampire.

A vampire.

Ran-chan, your jokes always make me laugh!

Here, Ran-chan. Tomato juice.

Thank you.

It doesn't have nutrients but it's best for quenching thirst.

Your vampire persona is really consistent.

Oh, Rihito! Hurry up or you'll be late!

Oh, you're right. I need to go.

I'm off. Have a good day.

Rihito, wait! I still need to talk.

Rihito, Rihito!

Hot!

Damn! This sun...

ENTRANCE CEREMONY

Alright, that's all for today.

Mr. Mori.

No running in the hallway.

Mr. Mori.

Mr. Mori.

Mr. Mori.

Rihito.

What's wrong? Why the hurry?

Did something happen at school?

Um... yeah.

Did you get into trouble with some delinquents?

- No. - Don't tell me... a violent teacher?

Um...

You know, Mr. Mori...

Actually, I...

I've fallen in love with someone.

Love? What do you mean?

Yeah, will you listen to me?

I'm late.

Whoa!

I'm sorry.

Oh no!

Are you hurt?

Huh?

Oh, hello.

Oh, I'm sorry!

Three-second rule.

Huh?

What's that cliché straight out of a girls' manga?

Such a mediocre situation!

A professional manga artist would reject that storyboard immediately.

Is this... love?

No, just a collision accident.

- You think so? - Yes!

It's not love.

Geez...

It's not love at all.

But...

It's not love!

Who are you again?

I'm Ranmaru Mori, 450 years old.

Oh my, that's quite a long life.

What's up, Rihito? You've been grinning for a while now.

That's not true.

So, you found a cute girl at school?

No way!

Now is the time to gather 450 years of wisdom.

Teenage boys.

When parents find out about their crush.

They'll lose interest.

They'll lose interest.

Virgin loss prevention.

Absolutely prevent it.

Absolutely prevent it.

Rihito has fallen in love.

Hey... Mr. Mori. I told you to keep it a secret.

Huh? Was that so?

I thought the Tatsuno family had no secrets and got along well.

I'm sorry.

"Sorry" isn't enough!

He is right! Our family rule has always been no secrets.

Right? Grandpa.

So, what kind of girl is she?

I'll check if you're being deceived by a bad girl.

That's absolutely not true.

She's a kind and cute girl.

You don't get it.

Those are the ones you need to watch out for.

As expected of the third generation, you understand.

Where did you meet her?

On the way to the ceremony.

They bumped into each other at a corner and fell in love.

Why did you tell them?

I see. Rihito, you're so simple-minded.

That's not true.

I've never felt this way before.

I see.

As your senior in life, let me give you one piece of advice.

What?

Make sure you use protection.

What?