Run, Fat Boy, Run (Run Fatboy Run) (Run Fatboy Run)

#Holdin' hands at midnight 'neath a starry sky #

# Nice work if you can get it #

# And you can get it if you try #

# Strollin' with that one girl, sighin' sigh after sigh #

# Nice work if you can get it #

# And you can get it if you try #

# Just imagine someone waitin' at the cottage door #

# Where two hearts become one #

- # Who could ask for anything more? # - Mmm!

That looks good enough to eat.

Oh, thank you.

I wasn't talking about the cake.

Oh, Gordon. You're my cousin.

Never stopped the Royal Family.

You're a very sick man.

Mm. Hi.

- Hi. - You're yummy.

Oh, Mum, would you take Grandma over to the church, please?

Yes. Come on, sweetheart.

So, do you wanna go and tell Dennis that we're ready?

Sure thing.

How's he doing?

Oh, great. Thrilled.

I'm telling you, he's thrilled.

Dennis, it's Gordon. Are you ready?

Wow! You look great!

So, are you ready?

Um...

- Just... - OK.

I'm gonna give you a minute to, uh...

give you a minute.

No, no. I don't want to.

Done want to, ah...

Dennis!

It's time. Dennis, we have to go.

Dennis!

Dennis!

# Where to promise to love one... #

Dennis, we're gonna have a baby.

Dennis.

Dennis?

# Who could ask for anything more? #

Aw, shit.

Dennis!

Dennis!

# I'm sorry, sorry, sorry if you're gettin' me wrong #

# But you're half a world away with only one sock on #

# Now you're gettin' too much, I don't want to play along #

# 'Cause all I really wanted was a radio song #

# What is there to say #

# What is there to say?

# In a world so grey? #

# In a world so grey #

# Why, oh, why, oh, why are we singing it anyway? #

- Come on! - # 'Cause you think I had #

- # A wind-up heart # - Stop!

- # Then you must have had plastic head # - Come back!

- # Did you think I had to play the part? # - Give me a break!

# When you copied everyhing I said? #

- # When the tide of love is out and the rust begins to show # - Whoo!

# You're cryin' in your sleep #

# Scared of your shadow #

- # If you thought this was forever # - Ooh!

- Oh! - # Dear, I'm keeping you in mind #

Gotcha. Where is it?

Where's what?

You know what I'm talkin' about!

Ooh! Hey! Hey!

Ooh!

All right!

What do you think this is, huh?

I've never seen those before in my life.

Yeah, and you're a fit, running type.

You bastard.

Don't.

Little shit!

There's nothing to see here, people.

Ow!

Where's the bra?

What bra?

Whoo!

Come on, fat boy, run!

I'm not fat!

I'm just-- I'm unfit.

Go on, then.

Ow!

Yes?

Could you let me in, please, Mr G?

Who the hell are you?

You-- Why are we--

It's Dennis Doyle from downstairs.

Dennis Doyle from downstairs is dead...

killed by his landlord.

- Do you know why? - No.

Failure to pay the rent in a timely fashion.

Dennis!

Hey, Maya. Listen, can you tell your dad...

I'm in a bit of a hurry?

- Have you got any money? - Maya, go inside!

And put something on.

Hello. Hello.

Yes?

Do you know what happened to that landlord...

after he killed Dennis Doyle from downstairs?

- No. - They gave him a medal...

and a nice foot massage.

Hey, Mr Ghoshdashtidar.

Mr Ghoshdashtidar, wait--

Well, how is the old rascal?

I hear it's going to be a party of special magnificence.

You know Bilbo.

He's got the whole place in an uproar.

Mm. Ah, well, that should please him.

Jake, your dad's gonna be here in a minute.

You ready?

Ready!

All right, then keep your secrets.

Hey.

- # You give me tone # - Hey.

# I'll like that #

Hey, how is it goin'?

- Oh, yeah. - # All the chrome #

# Well, I'll like that #

Dennis. Yeah, Dennis.

# Do you run away? #

You like, uh, to have some sort of drink with me?

Oh, what the hell. Let's--

Ow, shit!

Oh!

- Hah! - Aah!

No. Oh, you got me!

- Hi. - Hi.

- We're playing hobbits and orcs. - Mm-hmm.

Guess who's an orc?

Honey, would you mind, uh...

This kind of smarts. Can you?

Oh, yeah. Thank you.

I'm not finished with you, Whit!

Yeah, one sec.

Uh, I thought his dad was picking him up.

- What happened? - Oh, what happened?

Dennis happened.

Mmm. Well, on the bright side...

- Hmm? - you look astonishingly beautiful today.

- Whit! - Really.

Where have you been?

Hey.

- I was-- - Daddy!

Hey, snot-face!

Oh, please, don't call him that.

Why? He is a snot-face, isn't he?

You are a snot-face, aren't you? Huh?

Oh.

Aw!

Jake, that's disgusting.

Jake, that's disgusting. Go on.

- Toilet first. - Mom!

Go on. Grab your jacket.

You were supposed to be here an hour ago, Dennis.

Yeah, there was a bit of a mix-up with the--

with the tickets, so...

Hey, you look really nice.

Did I get you that necklace?

No. It was a...

just a present from someone...else.

- Who? - Uh, me, actually.

Oh, yeah.

Huh?

It belonged to my grandmother.

Yeah.

Huh?

Dennis, this is my good friend, Whit.

Whit, this is my-- Jake's dad, Dennis.

How you doin'?

Good, yeah. You have soft hands.

Do you moisturize?

I do, actually.

Well, it's very nice to meet you.

It's nice to finally put a face to the name.

I'd have probably thought you'd have...

you would have seen one of our photos.

Oh, there aren't any.

- Hmm. - Ready?

Yes. Let's go.

- Have fun. - Yeah.

Dennis, you do have the tickets, right?

Libby, credit me with some intelligence.

Tickets!

Does anybody have any tickets?

Mate, my daughter's not very well.

I've got a couple of spare tickets if you want 'em.

Yes. Thank you so much. How much?

Oh, whatever.

Uh, this is all the money I have.

Yeah?

My son is gonna love me.

You want your son to love you? Don't break the law.

Hey, that's entrapment!

Oh, God!

And that's brutality!