Knight Rider

Michael I can say with virtual certainty that the man coming towards you

is the same man who broke into the regional FBI office

What about the drive?

He appears to be carrying it.

Michael, this man is armed and dangerous.

You saying I can't take him?

I'm merely saying, I'm available to assist you

if necessary.

How hard is it to find a black mustang?

Michael, are you sure you don't need any help?

See?

I didn't need your help.

Are you talking to me?

Shut up.

I'll take the drive and your gun.

I believe the subject is playing possum.

Okay, uncle.

Black ice, Michael?

Yeah, sure, why not?

Initiating black ice.

I would be happy to eliminate the fence with my laser.

Okay, now you're just being annoying.

Where's Rivai?

Uh, interrogation one.

Where's Torres?

D.c., back on wednesday, wouldn't talk about it.

Graiman?

Getting ready for the eco-audit.

Green consultants coming from the pentagon.

Nice eye.

See the other guy.

You got anything besides root beer?

Who's this for?

My PC needed an upgrade.

How did you get past the FBI's secure perimeter?

I'm persistent and goal-oriented.

There are anti-terrorism files on this hard drive.

Look, it was just a contract job I picked up

On my way out of town.

Do you know what messing with the bureau means?

You ever heard of the patriot act?

No lawyer.

Do not pass go.

Straight to guantanamo.

Hope you like Cuban food.

Anchorage.

What?

I said, "anchorage."

I wanna make a deal.

Kitt, analyze the ring cross reference

With Anchorage, Alaska.

It is a ring depicting virgo, the virgin.

The sixth astrological sign in the zodiac.

In astrology, virgo is considered a feminine sign.

I didn't pick it, monotone guy.

We were each given a sign and a ring.

Nobody used real names.

What was wrong with Mr. Pink, Mr. White, and Mr. Black?

I guess capricorn never saw reservoir dogs?

Actually, the names-as-colors motif

was originally featured the film taking of pelham one two three.

I knew that.

Whatever.

I ran security a payroll job up in Anchorage.

Supposed to pick up my share.

I can confirm the payroll robbery.

Two security guard were killed.

I didn't have nothing to do with murder.

4 million dollar was stolen in what has the markings

of a completely compartmentalized operation.

six expert thieves.

Reportedly, none knew the identities of the others.

Each was known only by a sign of the zodiac.

You hearing this?

Alaska?

None of the thieves were ever identified

or apprehended.

I hate the cold.

I thought you hated water.

Snow is frozen water, Sarah.

Monotone guy's right, except he left something out.

The lead of the crew's name's Capricorn.

He's a big-time money launderer.

If you give me immunity,

On the payroll sco and on the hard drive...

I'll give you the whole zodiac crew.

None of you guys have ever seen each other, right?

Not till later today.

Supposed to finally meet up

To discuss capricorn's new deal.

I'll wear a wire.

You're virgo.

A virgin.

Irony, thy name is Mike.

The rendezvous point with capricorn and the others.

Thought it was Alaska.

Bet you wanna go now.

I can't.

We've got that eco-audit today.

Looks like you lucked out.

Take Billy as backup.

Billy?

Ow-ee, paper cut!

Burns, burning, it burns.

You don't deactivate sophisticated alarm systems

With a pair wire cutters.

You need computer skills.

Do you have computer skills?

I play Xbox.

Yeah, you leave in 20.

Dude, I will not disappoint.

Promise.

No offense, but I don't think

There's a whole hell of a lot for you to do.

I'm going deep cover on this one.

Kitt, fingerprint generator.

Michael, please place your hand directly on the hand mat.

Transposing fingerprints now.

I have overlaid virgo's fingerprints onto you.

Look, I don't think I'm gonna need it.

I got the ring.

None of the zodiac crew's ever seen each other.

Michael, may I ask you a question, why did the man in the interrogation room

refer to me as "monotone guy"?

'Cause he's a douche, kitt.

Our aim is to recycle everything

We used to ship out as refuse by the end of the year.

What about top-secret files?

Cross-cut, shredded, and burned.

The FBI requires it.

20th century solution to a 21st century problem.

I've argued for an on-site, enzyme-activated

Compost bi for all unrecyclable paper.

No co2, no nitric oxide, no particulate emissions.

Just methane.

Which we could use to heat the entire floor.

You talk like an engineer.

Phd, mechanical.

Me too, m.i.t.

Where'd you get your doctorate?

Stanford.

Really? Yeah.

I see you've met my daughter.

Hello, Tess.

Hello, Charles.

We're entering a potentially hostile environment.

Don't you think you're overstating things just a bit?

Common difficulties, or a precipitous drop

in blood-sugar,

sleep deprivation, and encounters with dangers

and unpredictable locals.

We'll be careful, kitt, I promise.

Vegas, baby.

Vegas!

Anybody sees us together, you're my little brother.

We're just here to gamble, drink,

and hunt for chicks.

That's a good cover story,

But don't take it too far.

I may need some computer know-how.

Dude, I can't get too wasted if I'm gonna try counting cards.

May I remind you that all Las Vegas casinos

will immediately eject you for counting cards?

It's not illegal.

Just try and stay relatively sober.

Hey, I got your back.

You know what they say about Vegas?

Go on vacation, leave on probation.

Yeah.

Michael, I implore you.

I know you don't like valet parking, Kitt,

but I need you close by.

Valets tend to be

especially duplicitous humans.

They often rummage through my interior

or attempt to drive me in an erratic manner.

Just don't hurt anybody, Okay?

How do you plan on finding the zodiac gang?

I imagine they'll be finding me.

Welcome to the corsica.

Wish me luck.

Be careful, Michael.

Just leave it up front.

Yes, sir.

Get a positive I.D. on the ring, all right?

Michael, you are being followed.

Kitt, give me options.

There's a bathroom 30 feet ahead and then right.

State law forbids the hotel from having cameras

In its bathrooms.

I cannot be your eyes if you enter.

Got no choice.

I got this.

Stay here.

I'm ditching the earwig.

Hey.

Look, easy, easy!

Virgo, come on.

I'm capricorn.

I'm missing some vital information.