Mad Men

Previously on Mad Men...

We're going to take LSD with them.

You don't want to see each other any more?

You always want to push the button on the whole thing.

Grandma Pauline is still here and I hate her.

Stay out of her way.

Are you leaving me?

We're leaving each other, just like you said.

I'm not a word person like you, people.

Your words are always "I don't like it".

Don, you're gonna call back the American Cancer Society.

What made you suddenly write that?

It was an impulse.

I'll be able to drive in a few years.

I can come and visit.

Hello.

Hey, it's your dad.

- Yeah? - Hi, it's me.

Weeknight, nice.

Is Mrs. Francis out with the mayor?

They went to Michigan and they took baby gene

and left me here with Bluto.

She still smell like a toilet?

Yeah.

How's it going?

I'm supposed to be studying for trig,

but, uh, I'm not in the mood.

Oh, come on. Her again?

You'll see when you break up. It hurts.

- Not for the girl. - Shut up.

Aren't you going back to the same camp next summer?

Did you go get the spoonful album?

Boy: Hey, bishop, who you talking to?

Your sister. Just figuring out when we can ball.

It's on the radio all the time.

Sally, get your brother and set the table.

Did you hear that?

- We're like her slaves. - Sally!

Yeah, well, at least you don't have to change gene's diapers.

No.

Fine, I'll eat by myself.

- Oh! Ah! - ( Thuds )

- What happened? - Oh, lord.

- What happened? - Can you move?

- Are you okay? - Oh, my ankle!

Okay, go get her some water. I'm gonna call for help.

Bobby, go.

Why do you insist on carrying everything yourself?

- The doorman offered. - Why bother him?

- It's not that much. - No, it is absurd.

- I see you brought work with you. - It is my book.

I make an excuse of New York to try and publish again.

Megan's excited about it.

My daughter pretends to find interesting

what I find interesting because she loves me.

Why are you carrying the bags? Is Jonesy drunk again?

- So... - Please speak English.

You like it?

I don't know. It's exquisitely decadent.

- Well, it kind of came this way. - No, it didn't.

Emile is confused.

His eyes and his politics are having a fight.

Well, daddy, I want you to sit down.

I'll fix you a drink.

I have a beautiful Dover Sole.

And I want you to be on vacation.

Formidable.

Merci.

Save yourself.

Got a nice bottle of cognac for later.

- ( Phone ringing ) - You remembered.

I see she's convinced you that she's particular.

I'm the proof she is not.

- ( Chuckles ) - Hello?

Sit. I insist.

Now tell me all about your adventures today.

Hold on, sweetheart. It's Sally.

She's okay, but you should talk to her.

So Uncle Arnold, huh?

No one went to the funeral, but I knew you always liked him.

Has Margaret stopped dancing on Jane's grave?

Well, she hardly hid her feelings.

You didn't react that way.

No, but I have to admit

I'm surprised that you're in such a good mood.

It's unsatisfying, actually.

I always thought she'd leave you.

I've been wondering lately if she was just an excuse

to blow up my life.

Are you seeing a psychiatrist?

No.

But I did have a, um...

Well, I had a life-altering experience.

I'll bite.

Mona, I took LSD.

I went on a trip.

Of course you did.

You should really try it. You have to.

You'd love it, actually.

So what's it like?

Euphoria and insight

and-- I don't know.

My whole life, people have been telling me

I don't understand how other people think.

And it turns out it's true.

- Maybe I should try it. - ( Laughs )

So, these...

Are four members of the American cancer society.

They're honoring Don for kicking lucky strike in the balls with that letter.

Incredible.

And what am I supposed to do with these names?

You remember when we were first married

and you used to go to luncheons

and tell me about these powerful men that I could meet?

And you ignored me.

When I was in the deepest part of the trip,

the farthest away,

I was sitting in my bathtub and I saw myself

at the 1919 World Series. I was playing.

Aw, you finally got to be a baseball player.

Yeah, but why that game? Why that series?

Because that's when it went bad.

I just realized

nothing I had was mine because the game was thrown.

Oh, Roger, please don't feel guilty about your advantages.

I, for one, am not gonna let a bunch of dirty teenagers

in the paper disrupt the order of things.

I'm not. I'm trying to meet with Firestone.

It's a huge favor, I know.

But I lost everything when we lost Lucky Strike.

I thought you married Jane because I had gotten old.

And then I realized it was because you had.

I haven't had a heart attack since.

Well, I don't see what the harm could be.

You are still supporting all of us.

Thank you.

Whatever you can find out by Friday.

You'd be surprised.

- Don: Hello? - We're in here.

Sally, Bobby, this is Dr. and Mrs. Calvet.

- Marie. - Emile.

- Un plaisir. - Hello.

Hi.

Henry's mother broke her ankle.

- Oh, my goodness. - That's terrible.

It could have been a lot worse.

Sally, you want to tell them what happened?

She tripped over one of gene's toys.

No, not that.

Sally called the police, who called an ambulance.

And while they were waiting...

Sally, go on.

I put her foot on a pillow and put ice on it and kept her calm.

- Oh, what a big girl. - This is wonderful.

Sally doesn't like fish.

Well, as a reward, I made spaghetti.

I always made Megan spaghetti.

That was her very favorite.

So, you two

will stay in the boys' room.

We can't put Emile and Marie in the bunk beds.

I apologize,

but we had a long voyage.

Good night, everyone.

Do you give a lot of shots?

Oh, I am not a medical doctor.

I am a professor.

When you have a high degree in any field,

they call you a doctor. It's from the middle ages.

That's right.

Let me just make sure mom got settled in.

So, is Mr. Heinz a down-to-earth,

kind of steel-town, German-Polish,

drinks-beer-out-of-a-can kind of guy?

No, he's boring. He's got a daughter.

I think that's where he gets all his shitty ideas.

Oh, who finished the shrimp?

- I asked. - You still hungry?

She's got to watch herself.

Too much Chinese and we'll have to go up a cup size.

- Shut up. - What are you talking about?

We've been working on playtex.

Peggy's got a way with the equipment.

I'd love your opinion on this, Abe.

Peggy, a traditionalist in the bosom arena,

believes that we should sell sexy bras to old ladies,

whereas I think we should sell adult bras to young girls.

Abe agrees with me. So does Don.

Well, it's not fair that just because you're a boob-carrying consumer

that your opinion means more.

You know what? I should take off. I've got a deadline.

And, honestly, I didn't have enough dinner.

- I should go home. - Oh, okay.

- I'll call you in the morning. - Good night.

Mm-hmm.

He's too good-looking for you.

My father won't care if he finds out you read James Bond.

You know what? This is a good book.

- You should read it. - ( Laughs )

Your father said they'll sightsee with the kids during the day