Where Got Ghost? (吓到笑 / Xia dao xiao ) (吓到笑)

He's my spirit buddy

or is he something "dirty"?

They're everywhere

surprise you anytime

Congratulations!

some people said when you saw it

Others will apologize

and say you're plainly unlucky

Perhaps it's what you called the 'Ghosts'

There are always secretive in folklores and myths

Some call them buddies

Some treat them as nemeses

During the 7th month

they become VIPs

Who is hurting others for power and money?

Who is committing sins because of greed?

Superstitious creates illusion of enemy

It's merely skepticism among human beings

Scared? Knock the door at midnight

call mummy and hide in her blanket

Plead for blessing or pray hard

Do the chanting if you still remember

There are 2 children are standing outside

looking at us, wanting to come in

Who are the parents?

Never mind

You can't see them anyway

I think they are the children from your family

I don't think so, Master

Has anyone had an abortion or a miscarriage years ago?

Nope

Never mind

These children will then follow

the unlucky ones

Master

Are they kids from next door, losing their way home?

Will your grandchildren also go to the wrong door?

No

Baby spirits can be terrifying

if they're not dealt with properly

these baby spirits will haunt their parents

for life

What to do then, Master?

Simple

Perform a ritual to send them away

Do it then, Master

Okay, 1 for $1,000

$1,000?

Can it be cheaper?

If you're tight on cash

just do ritual for one

while the other will stay around

to follow the unlucky one

Okay then

so be it, $2,000

What toys do you want to burn for them?

Burn toys for them?

This is crucial

Show them the catalogue

We're having a promotion

You'll given special discount if order today

Look at this "Transformer"

it's the children's favourite

very popular

Is it?

There are also "DS Lite", "Ben 10"

PSP is the best

There's more...

Yours

Yours

Chief?

Too little for you?

No

If we continue such pretentious act

will we offend the spirits and have retribution?

He's right

I feel uncomfortable making these money too

I have goose pimples every moment

There's nothing to be afraid

Let me tell you

There's no ghost in this world

it only exist to the guilt-stricken ones and the weak-hearted

who'll pay us to perform the ritual

Aren't we still cheating money?

We're exercising Heaven's will

These people

are willing to pay us

to help them feel better

What's wrong with that?

Chief

What you've just said

makes me feel much better now

Okay

Go buy some supper

and some fruits too

Recently, I've some problem

Must be constipation

Whenever I pass by this place

it gives me the "crisps"

Crisps?

I mean "creeps"

We Singaporean can never speak proper English

all because of you

No!

What's the matter?

I forget to buy fruits!

I'm not buying alone

I'm fat and tired

Let's go together then

What's the different?

It's equally far and I'll still fat and tired

What shall we do then?

Expect a scolding from chief?

I've an idea

Are you with me?

You want to give chief these oranges

Chief said

There're no ghost in this world

If you don't take, those foreign workers will also take them

and they're fine after eating them

Are you sure?

Have you heard of any foreign workers died eating oranges?

No

Then it's okay

You're right, anyway It's for the chief

I'll never touch it

I'm so sorry, Mr. Spirit

Our chief wants to eat these fruits

please look for him if you spirits are unhappy

His name is "Li Ah Cai"

He's not afraid of you spirits

but we respect you a lot

Sorry

I respect you too

Get the oranges

May I ask you

where did you get this orange from?

It is tasteless

It is inedible

How dare you give me rubbish?

It's sugar-free

Yes

You'll get diabetes from eating too much sugar

Go to hell

If I have diabetes

I'll flood you with my urine

Almost forget

Prosperity!

Goal!

I worship to the God of Ball

Are you insane?

God of Ball?

I meant the God of Football

who can help me to win

You should pray hard not to be insane

Nuts

Chief

There's a god in everything

Worship them and you'll be blessed

and prospered

Hello?

Congratulations to you, Sir

You've won a prize of our company's lucky draw

It's a pair of first class return air tickets to America for 2

Please come collect your prize from our company

Go to hell

You think you can fool me with these old tricks? Idiots!

Can you believe it?

They are still trying to trick people with such calls

Can't they be more creative?

Chief, look at this from another angle

If she makes 10,000 calls

all she needs is 10 people to buy the idea

they will be rich

Chief

The same goes with our everyday lottery system

Out of the 10,000 combinations

there are only 23 winning combinations

You're right

If a person bets from 0000 to 9999

he'll wins 23 combinations for sure

We've going to win big!

What is it, chief?

From tomorrow onwards

we'll make 10,000 phone calls

From 0000 to 9999

giving each of them a combination of numbers

and there'll be surely be 23 winners

from all prizes

Then

we'll get a cut of 20% commission fee from every winner

That's a brilliant idea, chief!

What if they don't buy our idea

or even deny their winnings?

How to draw commission then?

We'll tell them

these are lucky money is from the God of Wealth

then they'll pay up accordingly

Is there a God of Wealth?

Yes, I am the God of Wealth