Jane the Virgin

Whassup, peeps? You'll recall our favorite virgin mother

just heard this bombshell.

Rose is dead.

She can't ever hurt you or Mateo.

I couldn't jeopardize your safety again.

I had to push you away... but it's over now.

Not as thrilled

about Sin Rostro's death...

Her former lover, Luisa,

AKA Rafael's sister... See, she'd stayed

- in contact with Rose... I'm an addict.

I was obsessed... I just couldn't let her go.

- You should leave. - And Rafael wasn't

the only one who was bothered

- by their relationship. - I can't.

In Luisa's defense, breakups are hard...

As Zo and Ro were learning.

I don't want to have any more kids.

And I know you want them.

Babies, man... they're no joke.

Which brings us to Petra.

You see, she inseminated herself

with Rafael's sperm because she thought

they were meant to be together

Crazy, right?

But he did say he'd be there.

- (screams) - Oh, and speaking of crazy,

all this crime stuff has been bad for hotel business.

Can't blame honeymooners for avoiding the Marbella, right?

And on the topic of honeymooners,

let's get back to our love story, shall we?

When Jane Gloriana Villanueva

was exactly 24 years, eight months and 17 days old,

she had the most romantic night of her life.

Don't think... just tell me, do you still love me?

Yes.

- _ - It also happened to be last night.

- Yes? - Yes.

Oh...

Does this mean we can be Facebook friends again?

: Yes!

I can't believe you unfriended me.

I had to. I stalked your girlfriend.

- As for what happened next... - That was not my girlfriend.

We work together. Your mom is crazy.

Oh...

What about you? Did you date anyone?

Well, I...

Kinda. Yeah.

My professor.

Well, after exactly 216 days apart,

they had a lot to catch up on.

He's huge!

The professor?

Oh... Mateo.

It's giving me panic attacks.

He lost his baby face.

Well, pretty sure you're looking at a baby right now.

: And then I challenged McBaskets

- to a one-on-one. - Final score?

- 56 to nothing. - Ooh.

It was a lot closer than you think.

I almost scored a bunch of times.

No.

I'm so sorry.

Yeah, it was awful.

I mean, N...

Nadine died trying to save me.

- I can't believe it. - It's because I didn't trust her.

That's... what haunts me.

- I didn't trust her. Trust me, I was shocked.

And then when the green card came...

How much crying?

So much crying.

Come on,

conversation wasn't the only thing they had to catch up on.

- _ This doesn't feel real.

I know.

But it was.

Just the two of them, in their own little bubble.

But we do need to talk about Rafael.

_

I have to apologize. That's all.

What happened when I punched him...

- I think about that every day. - True, for the record.

And I think about how angry I was, and why...

Rafael had gotten him fired.

And none of it matters. I was wrong.

So I just want to apologize and start fresh.

Great.

But you gotta let me talk to him first.

And you should really get going.

- Are you kicking me out? - (laughs): No.

My mom and my grandma are gonna wake up soon, and...

I just don't want to deal with their opinions yet.

I think it might be a little too late for that.

That's it?

JANE (laughs): Yes.

We talked. That's it.

Your mom is a liar.

Ma, don't say that to him!

Check me out.

Ooh...

- Ah... - Wait for it.

It still fits.

I'm actually really excited

- to be picking up a few shifts. - You're seriously trying

to talk to me about waitressing right now?

What's going on! Are you back together or not?

_

Thank you, Abuela.

_

ÿY tú, Abuela?

Look, as much as I want to tell you how amazing it was...

So it was amazing.

I need to talk to Rafael first.

He and Michael...

I mean, they fought.

I need to make sure that they can coexist for Mateo.

But don't worry,

I will be talking to him right away.

_

No, that's Rogelio.

I, um, invited him to breakfast.

To remind you: it's been exactly

12 hours and 41 minutes since Xiomara and Rogelio broke up.

I told you, you don't have to knock.

You can just come in and out like you did before.

Thank you. I just wanted to be respectful.

Mm-hmm.

- What? Nothing. I just don't think

we expected you guys to be so comfortable

with each other after the breakup.

We decided to be mature about this.

Exactly. Like my good friends Gwynnie and Chris,

- we have chosen to consciously uncouple. - But we're not calling it that.

Oh, yes, we definitely are.

_

I might be on the board of Goop, Alba, so yes,

I would say we're very good friends.

The point is, we're bypassing

all the negativity

and going straight to the friendship.

Exactly. You're still accompanying me

to the Tiago premiere, right?

Of course. I already RSVP'd to Paola.

I should check in on her, actually.

_

We want to get a hashtag trending during the premiere.

Have I told you guys she used to work for J. Lo?

- Sí. - Yes. Yes. Like, a couple of times.

- Like, I remember, the last time you told me. - Yeah. We heard.

- Was just this morning on the phone. - Yeah. That's right.

Yep. You texted it

to me yesterday.

Anyway, what I love about her

is that she won't reveal a single secret.

Which is... also what I hate about her. (chuckles)

_

And I have to go.

And I'm really impressed by the way you two

are handling the breakup.

Bye.

Rediscover the romance, and the magic,

at the Marbella.

It's a slice of heaven.

Or hell.

The Marbella Hotel.

You check in, but you never check out.

Okay, seriously? This is now the first thing

that comes up when you Google us?

Yes! It has half a million hits.

I've made a call to our marketing people

and asked them to brainstorm new ad campaign ideas.

You think that's necessary?

Only if you want to continue having guests.

Yes, it's necessary! And I want it done this week!

- Whoa. Why so soon? - I don't know, Rafael.

You know, maybe just knowing that two actual human beings

are about to blast out of my body at any moment

- has give me a sense of urgency. - Okay, first of all,

“blast” out of your body?

- Wow. - Look, I just mean there's a lot

I want to get done before then... I made a list.

Ah.

What?

This happened with Jane.

It's called nesting.

It's when an expectant mother becomes obsessed

with planning out all the details.

Feathering her nest, so to speak.

- _ - In anticipation of the baby.

Are you serious with that crap?

- _ - Ask me what's on my list!

- What's on your list? - Night nurse interviews, finalizing the nursery plans,

and making a new non-throat-slashing commercial

for the Marbella!

Got it.

I'm on it.

All of it.