Black (블랙)

EPISODE 1

Is this me?

This is me?

This is really me?

-Guys, hurry up. -Yes, sir.

These idiots. Why didn't they fold this in?

-Move over. We don't have time. -Please move out of the way.

Please cooperate.

-I'm sorry. -What is going on?

Hurry up already!

If you're going to loiter around, just go play golf instead.

-Where is the body? -This way, sir.

Gosh, this rain.

Would you say it's well preserved?

The rain's making it difficult, but we're trying.

From the size of his skull, the temporal bone

and skullcap, I'm convinced that it's a male.

I'm not sure exactly when he died,

-but I think it happened a decade ago. -A decade?

-Look at this mess. -Oh, gosh.

Hey!

You idiot!

Moo-gang Han, that loser. How many times has he done this?

You ruined the evidence!

-Oh, gosh! -This is crazy.

Get lost.

Gosh, that idiot.

What on earth did he eat? Goodness.

You idiot! If you just kept your teeth together,

only the liquid would have come out!

He actually threw up food. Gosh.

Goddamn it!

What was the cause of death?

Judging from the crack in the skull, I think he was murdered.

Gosh, seriously?

Why did they partner me up with that loser?

That guy will ruin my career.

What?

What...

What is this?

What do you think this is?

Your stomach must be empty because you threw up everything.

Let's grab a quick bite here. We have the team dinner later.

A barbecue burger and a soda for me.

I don't have any appetite right now.

Why? You don't feel like eating because you just saw skeletons?

Go buy it before I make you eat bone soup.

Didn't you say you were feeling queasy?

It's been a long time, Ha-ram.

How long has it been?

Seven hundred, seventy-three days, and five hours.

Your order?

The shrimp burger couple set.

Signature.

Your order?

-Pardon me? -Your order.

Oh, one barbecue burger and a soda, please.

By any chance, can I order half a cup of Americano? I can't, right?

Then I'll just get that.

-Hey! -Yes? I wanted to use up my change.

Gosh, that startled me.

I told you to take that off.

It will repel customers!

They'll find me even more repulsive without it.

For goodness' sake.

Is this funny to you?

You little... Do you think this is a joke?

Your order?

-Your order? -Sorry?

Are you deaf? Finish your order. One barbecue burger and what?

I'll get one barbecue burger and soda.

Is it really not possible to order just half a cup of Americano?

What are you looking at?

Shall I poke your eyes with utility poles?

Or shall I spoon your eyeballs and suck all the fluid out of them?

Here is your shrimp burger couple set.

Stay for three more minutes.

What are you doing?

-Just three more minutes. -What are you saying? Let go.

Then wait for just a minute. Stay here for just one minute.

What is it again? What? It was my mom last time. Is it me now?

You haven't changed at all.

Do you know why I dumped you?

It's because you bring misfortune.

Let go of me.

Oh, my goodness!

-Oh, no! -What just happened?

He must be dead.

What's wrong with that woman?

Die hard! Never die!

FOR UNFORTUNATE DAYS

Are you okay? It must have startled you.

Well, I've been through this a lot.

Oh, my. This isn't nice of me to drink it alone.

Would you like some?

Why do you look like that?

Did something happen?

Something?

Something happened, indeed.

Do you remember Dong-won?

I saw him after seven hundred, seventy-three days, and five hours.

What a coincidence to run into him at a burger place.

But...

he said,

I'm unfortunate.

Gosh, how ridiculous. He's the unfortunate one.

I told him to stay for one minute.

Why did he leave in such a hurry?

I lost the will to stop him

when he said I bring misfortune.

I should have stopped him.

Did he die because of me?

Did he really die because I bring misfortune?

That's right.

It's because of me.

I think it is. He died because of me.

It's all my fault.

Dad.

Dad!

I'm scared. I'm so scared.

Why does it only happen to me? Why?

It's okay. You're okay.

Ha-ram, don't worry.

Daddy will make your eyes okay.

Ta-da. It's a magical pair of sunglasses.

If you wear these, you won't see any of the scary stuff.

If I wear these, will I really not see the scary things?

You won't.

Dad.

I can't watch it anymore.

I can't do this anymore.

I'm sorry, sir.

You brat.

Hey, you should eat.

I heard you've been throwing up all day.

Your stomach must be empty.

I'm sorry.

We have the liver, the heart, and the intestine.

Gosh, look at this. It's the tongue.

There must be some tongue in beef tripe and intestine soup.

What? Oh, goodness.

Look at this.

It's an eye.

This is a delicacy, you know.

It's so juicy.

Hey.

Where are you going?

Why did you stick a bean in a quail egg and trick him?

He got shocked and ran away.

Who hired that brat?

You did, you idiot.

Give me someone else as a partner!

-It looks good. -Eat up.

Hey.

What are you doing?

-What is this? -What are you doing, you punk?

-Boss! -Oh, no.

What do you think you're doing?

We'll kill you.

Let go of me.

Get up, you punk.

-You little... -Darn it.

-Hey. No! -Don't...

Why are you doing this to me?

Come here, punk!

Hey, move.

You punk. Come here.

Hey!

Detectives are having a team dinner here.

What's with all the noise? I'll arrest you all for...

What are you doing over there, Moo-gang?

Detective Han.

Detective?

How dare you beat him up like that?

-What's going on? -Get them!

-Hey! -How dare you?

Gosh, it's red bean noodle soup.

It's your birthday today.

I made some since it's your favorite.

It will be good.

Oh, right. Moo-gang. Look over there.

That's your birthday present.

What?

Present?

You didn't have to.

What is this?

This is a limited edition for the 40th anniversary of Robot Jjippa .

Gosh, they aren't even in the stores yet.

Moo-gang. Here.

Mother says it's your medicine for this month.

My medicine?

I guess I should take it.

You should call your mother more often.

I know.

But she doesn't answer my calls anyway.

Can't you reconsider?

Do you have to be a detective? You aren't suited for it.

-Your mother hates it so much. -I'm starving.

I'll go wash up.

Gosh, it smells fantastic.