Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3 (क्या कूल हैं हम 3)

"We are so cool!"

"We..."

"We... We... We are so cool!"

"We are so cool!"

"We... We... We are so cool!"

"We are so cool!"

"We don't stop anyone who comes willingly."

"Nor do we try to stop anyone from leaving."

"O Baby, our style's completely different."

"No incidents occur."

"We can't floor any girls either."

"Our stars are in a bad constellation."

"Your love's driven my crazy."

"I was numb before, but now I am hot."

"My mom wanted a handsome boy."

"But we're mom and dad's mistake."

"We are so cool!"

"We are so cool!"

"We are so cool!"

"We are so cool!"

"We... We... We are so cool!"

"We are so cool!"

"We are so cool!"

"We're the best."

"We are so cool!"

"We're the best."

"We are so cool!"

Rocky.

Rocky.

"Check him out, check him out... it's Rocky."

"Check him out, check him out... he's funky."

"Check him out, check him out... it's Rocky."

"Check him out, check him out... he's funky."

This is Rocky.

When the world sleeps...

...well, he doesn't, nor does he let the girls sleep.

Right now he's standing here...

...but his friend Kanhaiyya is standing somewhere else.

O Lord Krishna, I don't want a two-minute noodle...

...but someone who can give me eternal love.

I'm not looking for TP, but BP...

'Beautiful Patni' (Wife).

Hear my prayers, O Prabhu... O Deva (God).

Mister, currently Maggi and BP can be banned any minute.

Even Rajnikanth can't help you on this.

All the best.

Yesterday, I met a man... Mr. Popat.

He deals in girls.

Popat's going to introduce me to a beautiful girl.

I've an idea to make a macho impression on him.

Mr. Baig.

Popat!

Hello, Mr. Baig. -Mr. Popat, welcome.

I was waiting for you.

Where is the stuff, show me!

Mr. Baig, I've bought the best stuff for you.

Once you see it, you'll pounce on it.

What a variety... I must say.

We've got Russian, American, Italian...

...and even the local stuff.

But Mr. Popat, you said, your business is 'Supplying'.

Yes, I did. And in laundry supplies...

...you also get traditional attire, kurta... and more.

You said you wanted a suit, so I brought you a suit.

Look. -Bloody cheat.

You awakened my dormant desires.

I will bury you alive.

Old man... now I understand your demand.

Bloody pervert.

Pervert... -Who are you calling pervert?

It's been so long since I asked for a coffee.

Who's is this? -It's fresh.

Give it to me.

Hello. Hi.

Good morning, sir.

There was Mr. India who could be seen only through red colour.

And there's Kanhaiyya, who goes cockeyed whenever he sees red.

No matter which colour of red he sees...

...original or dyed, it makes him cockeyed.

Focus. Focus. Focus.

Good morning. Good morning.

May I... come... in, sir? -Yes, come in.

Sir sent me to you.

So that I can take it...

Your...

...notation?

Oh, I see.

So... How are you going to take the notation?

However you want to give it.

I mean... notation.

I'll give it verbally.

But I'll hold it in my hands and then take it.

What? -Your cell... phone.

Phone. -Give it to me.

Kanhaiyya, the delagates are here.

Bring the presentation to the conference room in five minutes.

Ok, dad. Ok.

Kanhaiyya, focus. Focus.

Focus, Kanhaiyya.

We have only five minutes.

Come on, baby.

I don't want to do this.

I am looking for true love.

True love. Move aside.

I'll give you true love.

Kanhaiyya. Don't leave me and go.

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

Our company, Lawman pg3 has only one motto.

Excellence.

The talent of making jeans runs in our genes.

And my son, Kanhaiyya Lele...

...is assisting me in it.

So ladies and gentlemen, tie your seatbelts...

...and be ready for a fantastic presentation...

...of Sanskar... Range of traditional wear!

These photographs will give you all a clear image...

...of how we can make a backdoor entry in the market.

To capture this virgin market. -How did this happen?

...is our goal.

This next image will show you the steps we've taken...

...to escape the booby traps of the market.

These traps... -What's coming here?

What is all this?

Did you do something? -I didn't do anything.

Silence please.

What is this, Mr. Lele? Look behind.

Kanhaiyya!

Is my picture printed in the Lokmat. -Shut up, Rocky.

Everything went haywire today.

Dad's very angry.

My dear cockeyed Kanhaiyya.

Focus! Focus!

Even he knows, what happens when his dear son sees red.

The problem is your cockeyed.

How long can he stay angry?

Tonight, when your granny turns 69...

...you can convince him. -Yes.

Only granny's 69th birthday can save me now.

I wish that you and aunty stay happy together forever.

Kanhaiyya, you should start calling me mom now.

Aunty's are as good as moms.

I know, I didn't raise you.

But after sister passed away...

...I did change your soiled pants too.

Yes.

No need to pamper this useless fool.

I told you to get the cake.

Didn't I?

Rocky's bringing it.

Everybody, the cake's here.

Come, come. -Everybody come.

No, no, not you.

Granny, come.

My 69th birthday cake! -Yes.

One... two... three!

Isn't it just perfect?

Isn't that good? Isn't that good?

No, no, no, no.

What's this?

I gave you two a small job...

...but you couldn't do that either, you fools.

But uncle, what's wrong with this cake?

What are you saying?

Look...

It's granny's birthday, not Shakti Kapoor's.

Now we'll have to do this job.

Me and your mom will have to go...

...and get a decent cake.

Until then, you take granny to the temple.

Ok, fine. -Come on.

You couldn't even get a decent cake...

...at least you could've brought a decent gift.

Gift? Where will I get a gift now?

Shopping plus saving. -Yes.

It was so nice, so big.

Granny... tonight when you turn 69...

...we'll give you a bigger surprise. -Really?

Let's go to the temple now. -Ok.

This website's amazing.

Done.

Gift shopping's done. What now?

Rocky.

No one's at home.

Let's give my thing some overhaul...

...so that, it functions properly when needed.

Desi Pop Corn.

Hot version of Bollywood films.

This seems new.

'Jaag Rambo Jaag' .

'Rocky'

"Run Rambo Run."

See, doctor.

Rambo's always running.

And no matter how hard I try...

...it doesn't wakeup.

Please do something.

Otherwise my youth will go to waste.

Rambo will wakeup, that's my promise.

Formula 36... 24... 36.

Wake up Rambo! Wake up!