Kim Possible: The Secret Files

Oh, yeah, yeah

l'm your basic average girl

And l'm here to save the world

You can't stop me 'cause l'm Kim Possible

There is nothin' l can't do

When danger approaches

Know that l am on my way

lt doesn't matter where or when there's trouble

lf you just call my name

Kim Possible

Call me, beep me, if you want to reach me

When you want to page me, it's OK

Whenever you need me, baby

Call me, beep me, if you want to reach me

Call me, beep me

lf you want to reach me

Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when

l will be there for you till the very end

Danger or trouble, l'm there on the double

You know that you always can call Kim Possible

So what's the sitch?

Call me, beep me, if you want to reach me

Hi.

No, no problem. No, thank you.

My life is so over.

Ron, turn down the drama and eat.

Not hungry.

What am l gonna do, K.P.?

Well, let's see.

The guidance counselor told you...

that you need an extra-curricular activity.

Because it'll look good on my college applications.

That's years away!

There's plenty of teams and clubs out there.

You could join the Mathletes.

Right! l can't get in that kind of shape!

-How about the debate team? -l won't argue with you!

Afterschool activities are great...

like cheer squad for me.

Cheer squad!

For me. Not you.

That's it! l'm upbeat. l can do that.

-Do what? -Cheerleader!

Yeah! Go Mad Dogs!

Hi!

My life is so over!

l think it's cute that Ron wants to be a cheerleader.

Mother, boy bands are cute.

Brown bear backpacks are cute.

Ron as a cheerleader-- not cute.

He'll wear a different outfit, won't he?

Knowing Ron...

Hi, hon. Pizza for dinner.

What do you want on yours?

Toppings...

l love bacon on pretty much everything.

OK. See you in 30 minutes or less.

Gotta go.

-Hello? -Hey, Possible. Bob Chen.

Did you launch something over there?

On the Q.T., Bob, prototype G-6 rocket.

Went up like a dream. Too bad it wasn't...

supposed to launch until next week.

-Lean on a button again? -Roger on that, Bob.

See you at the class reunion this weekend?

Wouldn't miss it. Ouch!

The military is scrambling around my rocket.

-Better hop off, Bob. -See you at the reunion.

Same old Possible.

You cannot allow this, Kim.

Bonnie, l'm as freaked out as you are...

but there is no rule that says Ron can't try out.

Check your calendar! lt's not Befriend-A-Loser Week!

Ron is not a loser.

He's just...different.

-Ladies, let's boogie! -Oh, yeah!

Ladies?

They take a long time to get dressed.

Where's the squad? l'm pumped!

They take a long time to get dressed.

Are you totally sure you want to be a cheerleader?

l'm not gonna be a cheerleader, K.P.

You're not? Great!

l mean, why not?

Because l'm going to be the mascot!

Middleton Mad Dogs! Fight!

Where did you get that mask?

l made it with my Movie Makeup Magic kit.

What's the sitch?

l'm impressed...and disturbed.

Does it not rock hard? Check this out!

Mad Dog foams at the mouth!

-Kim! -Ron!

The crowd will eat it up!

Taste it. lt's banana cream.

Yum.

Banana! Hey!

This idea is idiotic.

The entire student body will laugh at you.

-But-- -Not with, at.

Loudly and cruelly, they will laugh.

You don't deserve to be kissed by a naked mole rat.

-Ron... -l know, Kim. l know.

You believe in me and you'll work on them.

l kind of agree with Bonnie.

Oh, l see.

Dad, l have a problem.

Frankly, your mother has the good advice...

vis-à-vis boy trouble.

This isn't about a boy. lt's about Ron.

Oh. Gotcha.

Everyone got down on Ron, and l don't know...

maybe l should have stuck up for him.

But you didn't...

He was foaming at the mouth. l'm only human.

You know, Kimmy, back when l was in college...

l had a group of friends, my posse, if you will.

lt was the night...

of the big science department mixer.

ln those days, l wasn't exactly a ladies man.

Where's Drew?

He was supposed to be here a half hour ago.

l knew he wouldn't come through with dates for us.

What did you expect?

He cannot even come through with a date for himself.

-This was folly. -lt was a nice dream.

The dream is real.

Drew! You found girls!

Found! Gentlemen, tonight we make history.

l give you the future!

My name is Bebe.

Bebe, would you like to dance?

Affirmative. Bebe will dance.

As gentle as a summer shower, no?

No!

All right. Go on, laugh away...

but one day my genius will be recognized!

Bebe will be perfect...

and l will be the one laughing.

l am Bebe.

Drew dropped out and we never saw him again.

l don't think he ever forgave us...

and in some small way, we never forgave ourselves.

For a giggle fit?

No, no, Kimmy. We laughed for days.

Long and loud, with youthful abandon.

That was bad.

So you'll reconsider Ronald's dream?

l don't think so.

His Mad Dog routine is way stupid.

That's one person's opinion.

One entire cheerleading squad's opinion.

Maybe you and your squad just don't get it.

You don't get it!

''l'm Kim Possible. l can do anything.''

Except believe in my best friend!

Go, Wade.

-l've got a weird one. -Me, too.

Professor Ramesh from the Mount Middleton Observatory...

wants your help.

That name sounds familiar. l think my dad knows him.

Ramesh's partner, Professor Chen, is missing.

OK, Wade. Set up a ride.

l'll bring the Man of a Thousand Faces.

No, thanks. l'll fly solo.

l won't be flying, but l'll get there somehow.

Nice going, Possible.

And that's the traffic update...

from your ''Eye Over Middleton.''

Thanks for the lift, Dallas.

lt's the least l could do after...

you brought that interstate police chase to a happy end.

No big.

The guy didn't even know he needed a new brake light.

Better check on the Mad Dog.

Ron? Come in, Ron. Ron!

Sorry! Can't hear you!

Bad reception!

Come off it, Ron. l know you're doing that.

What? l'm only hearing every other word!

Ron! Don't be a baby.

Stay back!

Professor Ramesh...

we have come for you.

Who are you?

l am Bebe.

ls there an echo in here?

Analysis subject--Kim Possible.

Threat--minimal.

That hurts.

Not bad.

Bebe is perfect.

What are they?

Kim, don't think l didn't...

hear that baby comment.

l heard it.

Ron?

Thanks a lot.

What did l do?

Those robots took Professor Ramesh.