Deadly Game

Extra, extra, read all about it!

Paper, get your paper!

Paper anyone?

Anyone want a paper?

Paper, sir?

Read about the Pope's surprise marriage.

Yeah, I'll take one thanks.

I don't see anything about...

Hey!

Hey, that kid took my wallet!

Hey!

Stop!

- Okay, let's see what good old Horace Winston's donating.

It's a long way from 10 grand.

- Richie, why don't you come down here and talk?

I hear you just love to talk.

Hey, come on guys, I didn't do anything.

Well that's not what I heard.

I heard you've been bragging about hijacking

one of the man's delivery boys.

- Look, I didn't steal anything from Benoit.

I'm not that stupid.

Come on guys, do I look like I got a death wish here?

Yeah, you do.

Won't be a problem for the boss anymore.

Alright, what have we got here?

Homicide, looks professional.

- Yeah, we'll draw the conclusions around here officer.

Thank you.

Any witnesses?

A couple of people heard the shots.

Saw a car pull away but nobody saw it go down.

Sure this guy is dead?

Could have sworn I heard some breathing.

You come on down here!

Oscar, you've been up there for two hours.

- This is a fucking ugh! - You again!

Why do I always get you?

Well it just seems that I happen to be

the officer in charge of matters

totally unrelated to police work.

So your cat again, huh?

Oscar's been up there for two hours.

They said they'd send somebody right over.

But I wait and I wait and I wait---

Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

But does anybody come?

No, the real policemen are out

chasing bank robbers and murderers.

I got it lady, I---

And all I get is the department reject

who shows up looking like some bum off the street.

Okay already.

Now I will take this crap from downtown

because they sign my pay check.

But you, I don't need it from.

So if you don't mind, I got a date

with a bottle of Pepto Bismol and a crossword puzzle.

Hey, what about Oscar?

I'm going to report you.

You can't just leave him up there.

Okay.

There's your Oscar.

So you're Horace Winston.

Got a gold card, Horace.

And a Visa.

And a Diners Club.

Hey, I like to entertain.

How do you explain this?

A really bad haircut.

- Now son, we really don't care how you got the wallet.

What we're interested in is a murder.

So why don't you tell me everything you saw.

Nothing, now can I go?

Look kid, it's not very nice

for little boys like you to tell lies.

Now if you don't cooperate with me,

I could be very hard on you.

I could phone your parents.

I could get you expelled from school.

But you know what the worst thing I could do to you?

Sit on me?

Listen, you little punk,

you want this to get nasty?

Oh my eye, my eye.

That hurts.

Hey sugar.

- That wasn't fair. - Hi!

Captain's looking for you.

- Is it about those missing IAD files or the Crandall case?

- Nope, for some reason neither one of those things

has happened to make it into your file yet.

You know, you are really something else.

Why is it that we have never gotten together yet?

Because you have no life, no future.

You're completely self destructive

and you refuse to do anything about it.

You're gonna let that stop you?

Thanks, Tina.

Gannon, you look like crap.

What's the matter, rehab not working out?

Speaking of not working out.

Hey, real funny pal.

Alright, knock it off.

Norm, Greeden and Murdoch here are working on the homicide

of a John Doe and we have a potential witness

that needs protection.

Wow murder witness, sure okay.

Where is he?

What?

Not the kid!

- It's only until we ID him and find his family.

I'm not gonna put him in lock up overnight.

Overnight?

No look, I don't know anything about kids.

I don't babysit 'em, no.

No, no, no!

Look...

Norm Gannon will only stoop so low.

You into this hippidy hopsy?

What's the matter? - Oh nothing.

What, what, are you okay?

Yeah, I'll be okay, it's just...

What?

- Well, I haven't had anything to eat today

and I'm feeling a little faint.

- You're gonna be okay 'til we get home though, right?

Oh sure, sure.

Unless I throw up!

This is your favorite restaurant?

Hi, welcome to Hungry Hippos.

I'm Hal.

Any pf you (mumbles) have any questions?

Yeah, this place got a liquor license?

Bring me a cup of coffee.

What are you lookin' at?

Those things.

Oh, my handcuffs.

You never seen handcuffs before?

Well this goes around one wrist

then this flips around the other one see.

Then you can't get out without the key.

Sweet, can I see 'em?

Yeah.

Hey, hey!

Now you don't wanna be doing that, kid.

Hey who did that?

One of you guys do that?

Come on now, somebody can get hurt.

Guys, you can't be doing this alright.

No, no, no, no, no, you don't wanna be doing that

because it's not...

What are you doing?

You're a detective, you figure it out.

No, no come on.

Come on, you can't do that.

Not only can I, I did.

I won, you lost; see ya.

No, kid, come back here.

It's okay, I'm a cop.

He stole my wallet?

Kid!

Hi this is Detective Norman Gannon of the 12th Precinct.

Yeah, we have a report of a missing credit card

and I want you to check and see

if anybody has used it to purchase anything

in the last couple of hours.

The name on the credit card is Norman Gannon.

Yeah okay, it's my credit card.

Would you just check on it please?

Thank you.

And here is the other chocolate mousse

that you ordered, Master Gannon.

Thanks, man.

- And thank you so much for the generous tip.

No prob, Bob.

- Will there be anything else, Master Gannon?

No, I'm totally stuff---

Aww, what's the matter kid?

Lose your appetite, huh?

Come on home with me.

Come on!

Hey, who's the loser now, huh kid?

I believe you've got something that belongs to me.

Let's see.

Oh, what's this?

Look what I found.

Oh, does that hurt?

Gee, I'm so sorry.

Let go of me!

You're gonna pay for this, you know.

Better get ready to face one big lawsuit.

- Yeah, well lawsuits cost more money than you've got.