Robot Chicken

>> it's alive!

>> well, we made it back after our wildest mission yet.

>> we're andy's toys -- forever and always!

>> >> w-where did you guys come

From? >> ebay.

Andy ordered us when he couldn't find you.

>> but we're irreplaceable in andy's heart!

>> andy spent exactly $32.44 to replace all of you, and his

Heart seems fine.

>> what the -- how did this happen?

Aw, now I have doubles of everything!

Well, might as well keep the new ones and sell the crappier

Ones on ebay. >> what?!

>> I've never heard the voice chip say that before.

>> yeah, I'm a rare variant. you, traitor!

>> oh, that's great!

Wow! $800! >> you!

>> I'll get you next time, gadget!

Next ti--

tom, what's the wifi password

Here? I got disconnected from the

Network! "madcat1."

That's what I typed, and it didn't --

All in lowercase. But the "m" in "mad" and the

"c" in "cat" are capitalized. All right, hold on. Hold on.

Oh! There it goes. Thank you, tom.

Tom is good people. >> is everything okay, marcie?

>> not really, dad. Four years of college, and I

Still don't know how to talk to boys.

>> just tell them what's in your heart.

>> like what? What would you say if you liked

A girl? >>

Well, I haven't thought about women since your mother passed,

But I'll try. I like you, and I'm wondering if

You feel the same. >> cool!

Thanks, dad. >> well, then, she'd say, "I'm

In my early 20s, but I like older men."

And then maybe I'd french her young mouth like this.

oh!

Oh, girl who works at costco, you like things in bulk, don't

You? I'm giving you something in

Bulk, all right. Oh, y-- oh, you like getting

Slapped with my membership card, you dirty slut?

Oh, who's your friend? She works checkout?

Check out these giant balls, baby.

Two girls, one guy. I like these odds.

One ball per girl. Dl-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll!

Oh, girls of costco, yes! Oh, yeah!

Oh, girls of costco! Oh, yeah, girls of costco!

Ohhh! Ahhh! Ah, yeah.

oh, I'm s-- I'm sorry.

I got a little carried away. >> can you...Help me burn my

Bed? >> hey, buddy, spare a credit?

>> sorry. Prime directive. Can't influence your natural

Path...In life. >> but I give you permission!

>> I'm...Sorry. Bro.

oh!

I should probably clean that up. But then again, prime directive.

>> aaaah!

H-help me! >> no!

I've already done too much damage to the natural order!

Prime directive!

>> kirk, baby, where are you? You promised you'd meet my

Parents. >> sorry. Prime directive.

I...Can't let them know of my existence.

>> well, then, I guess I can't get that abortion!

>> mm. Sorry I'm late. >> damn right you're sorry.

>> what's this about an abortion?

>> me walluper hasn't been milked

By a bonnie in a fortnight.

Ah, good old gentle bessie. Let me moisten you up a bit down

There first. Ahh...

>> stuart! What in the hell are you doing?!

>> oh! Aye! Oh, it's -- it's not what it

Looks like! No, I was just thinking about,

Uh, inventing a musical instrument -- yeah! -- U-using a

Sheep's stomach as a -- as -- as a bag that you blow -- you

Blow right into.

If I had time to properly demonstrate...

>> I've got nowhere to be.

Stuart, I'm sorry. I had no right to jump to

Conclusions. >> oh, bessie!

oh, god. That was the day I killed the

Two things I loved most in the world -- my beautiful bessie...

And music. I'd also killed music.

>> no!

Defeated by rainbow brite and her gay rainbow powers!

>> hey! We don't use "gay" as a

Pejorative in rainbow land! >> a pejor-- no! No!

I'm just saying you're using your gay rainbow on me.

>> and who says the rainbow is gay?

>> gay people! It's the symbol of their

Culture! They make flags!

>> you know an awful lot about it.

>> yeah! I'm gay! Is that a problem?

>> 'course not! I just had no idea.

Did you know, twink? >> I'm gonna leave that "twink"

Thing on the table. All I was saying is that your

Entire operation is very, very gay, and that's great.

I hope we're at a place in our culture where we can call

Something gay and it's not the end of the world, because

There's nothing wrong with being gay.

>> I'm glad we had this talk. >> hey! What the

You just start blasting at me again, you homophobe?!

>> that ostrich is skiing! Huh.

>> and now back to nickelodeon's "the secret world of

Alex mack." >> and your prom queen is...

Alex mack.