All Who Loved Her

On the first day class,

Professor Rossi walked in and said,

it is completely normal for a man

to come back home from work, hit the head of his wife

against the kitchen table and kill her.

Remember, we're still the most dangerous animal.

- Honey, can you please pick up your brother on Wednesday?

How 'bout you send a taxi to get him?

God, no.

If you don't want to pick him up,

then I will figure out a way.

No, Mom, it's fine.

I'll pick him up.

It's fine.

I just want you to answer something for me first.

What's that?

- Would you visit me twice a month if I went to prison, too?

Of course not.

No matter what you did, they'd never catch you.

That's not a valid answer.

- It's not the answer that you wanted, but it is an answer.

Wednesday at 10.

Please don't be late.

It's not what I asked.

And please do not get in his case.

Okay, it's the last thing that he needs.

Sure, promise.

Hey you.

Hey, are you back with us this term?

Wait, did you register with me?

How was vacation?

Did we talk about that already?

Yes, this is my final term.

Yes, I chose you as my advisor for my senior project

so I'm already registered.

No, it wasn't a vacation.

It was a leave of absence to come back with a vengeance.

And no we haven't talked about it already.

Am I interrupting?

Absolutely.

Everybody waited last minute to register.

Guilty as charged.

Sorry.

Didn't know if I was gonna be able to afford the time.

- Well, at least you're one of the good ones,

so I can let it slide.

Anyway, if this is a social visit,

can we reschedule to next week?

'Cause I am really busy.

Yeah, I actually wanted to talk

to you about my senior project.

- You are making it about your brother's case, right?

But Nick is actually getting out soon.

Already?

Time flies.

I'm thinking I should just move on

and work on something else.

Cool your jets, space girl.

How close are you to him?

Because you've been working on his case for years.

If you push through, you could even write

that book you always talk about.

It would be too personal.

Let me be blunt here.

You have never been a normal person and you never will be.

And yes, I know when I'm talking about weirdos,

I'm the worst one out there,

but you have to embrace what you're about

and push beyond that.

You know this already.

You have a beautiful mind.

Use it.

Just be the hunter you are meant to be.

I was talking more about his feelings,

but I guess you kind of have a point.

Kind of?

You just came here for the pep talk, didn't you?

Come on, pitch it to me.

Rough is fine.

Just shoot.

- Passion crimes is a gateway to serial killing.

Wow, I love it.

Wait, are you saying you think

your brother's gonna kill more people?

- I was thinking of using him as the passion crimes part.

I'm sold.

Just iron it up and send me the layout.

Oh, well now, hold on.

I didn't say I was gonna do it.

I wanna see how things are with Nick at home first.

- Well, come back when you've made up your mind, okay.

Bye now.

Will due.

Thanks.

A pleasure as always.

Bye now.

I guess this is as good a spot as any.

So the big question is-

Whoa, are you proposing?

No, no, no, no, no.

Don't, don't, don't.

I don't want you to propose.

No.

I'm just asking you want to eat here.

Oh, you made it sound like a big moment.

Yes, I am starving.

I don't wanna pick him up.

Is he really dangerous?

No, he's just an asshole.

Professor Rossi is right.

This could be my book.

Boo, you don't even like your brother.

You probably won't see him again after you graduate.

Do what's best for you.

Nobody cares about your future as much as you do.

Except me of course.

I just wanna know about your future,

so I can plan around your crazy fantasies.

- Can you imagine how boring your life would be without me?

You're always so predictable and stable.

Oh yeah.

I fantasize about it all the time.

Babe.

- But I wouldn't trade my boo for anything ever.

What would I do without you?

You'd probably just slowly drift away.

Mm hm.

Sorry, I'm late.

What's up with the costume?

It's not a costume.

Whatever you say, Marilyn Manson.

Look, I wanna be left alone.

You wanna be left alone.

Let's just stay out of each other's way, okay.

Or else?

What do you want from me, Nick?

I want you help me find Gwen's killer.

Seriously?

You haven't even been out a day

and that's what's on your mind?

What else you want me to think about?

Going to a costume party with you?

Can't you just move on?

No, I can't just move on.

If you've ever been in love, then you'd know that.

Oh, you think you're the first person

to fall in love like ever?

- No, but compared to you I'm a fucking expert.

- Oh yeah, you were in one relationship in you're an expert.

It wasn't one relationship.

It was the relationship.

Okay, Nick.

So you're gonna help me or not?

No.

Of course not.

Okay, can't you tell that the entire rest

of the world has moved on?

- You know, Gwen always tried to include you in it.

Are you guilt tripping me?

How can I?

You don't care about anybody.

Please.

All right.

Guess just have to do it myself.

Oh yeah.

And what are you gonna do when you find him, kill him?

You know, you can't go around saying things like that.

At least not in front of mom.

- You could pretend to tolerate me, Rianne,

at least in front of mom.

I told you.

You leave me alone, I'll leave you alone.

Fine, let's do that.

Okay, let's do that.

- He really thought you weren't gonna leave him a tip.

I thought about it.

You expect me to behave like a lady when I'm hungry.

His face was priceless.

I don't think I can let you do that.

Maybe he's just from France, babe.

No way in hell he's French, boo.

His accent changed like 15 times during the meal.

What is it?

My mom.

She just drained all the money from my account.

I'm sorry, babe.

It was a matter of time.

She can't say no to him.

Yeah, but it didn't even take a day.

We're not gonna let this bring us down, all right?

We'll get through this just like we always do.

Plus you have me, the hottest, smartest,

bestest girlfriend ever.

Bestest?

Really, babe?

You're such a grammar Nazi.

I'm just saying bestest is not a word.

Stop, stop.

This is about me supporting you.

Don't you try to change the subject.