Pig

Three of a kind!

Yes! Finally!

Kate, shirt, if you please.

Mmm, sorry boys...

That's a flush... dangit!

What's that mean?

That means pants, Garrett, if you please...

That's what you get.

You know, strip poker was invented by our forefathers

as a way for us men to dupe unwitting pretty ladies out of their petticoats...

Amen!

That's progressive...

Yet somehow, you two remain fully clothed,

while we sit here one thin elastic strap away from unveiling the business...

I call collusion!

What can I say? My dad had a gambling problem...

- Yeah nobody wants to see your business anyways. - Oh really?

I would love to see your business man.

I know you would buddy, thank you.

What was that?

Did somebody order pizza?

We're like 50 miles away from town with no cell service.

Nobody's delivering pizzas out here.

Probably just the wind...

Okay, so you're telling me that that's just the wind?

Yeah, okay, I heard that too...

- Come on guys, I think I've seen this movie before... - Garrett shut up!

Hey! Okay! Calm down, alright. I will go check it out.

You guys just, sit tight, relax...

...and prepare to take your tops off, okay?

Boom!

Oh God Kevin you are such a pig.

Yeah, such a pig...

What? He's cute...

Honestly, he's actually got a pretty great body.

You should see it.

What was it?

Kevin!

Oh. My. God.

Okay, what the serious fuck you guys?

Is everyone okay?

Oh God, is this how I die? In these stupid underpants?

Good call, dummy.

I literally can't die, okay, I haven't met Beyoncé yet!

Don't you bring Queen B into this!

I have to okay--

Shhh! Stop, stop, no one is going to die!

You said your grandpa used to hunt here right?

Yeah.

Does he have a gun?

I...uh...

Does he have a fucking gun?!

I don't know, yeah, maybe... I... he's a republican...

Go find it. Jess, let's split up.

Block all the windows.

Dammit, guys!

I look like an idiot in this thing...

What?!

So, give the fat guy the pig mask? Was that the general idea?