Going Viral Pvt. Ltd. - First Season

Hey, you stole my water?

Me? - Yes. This is my water.

Are you calling me a thief? - My boss gave the water.

Your boss gave the water. - I saw.

You're calling me water thief? - I am.

You saw me stealing water? - I did.

Now see what I do.

Just wait.

This guy is hitting me, I just work here.

He's hitting me without reason.

What is he doing? Why is he hitting me?

THIS GUY is hitting me.

Do you know what I just did?

I’ve put it on social media.

Internet, Facebook…

Now what's going to happen? It will go viral.

Once it goes viral, the world will see, your boss will see.

He's going to fuck you. Understood?

Hey! What is this?

You're hitting the peon in this video.

It's not me, sir. He's lying.

What do you mean he's lying? Come.

See, think of your day. What did you do today?

You woke up, you went on Facebook then Instagram, then Twitter.

Got on some fuck all WhatsApp group.

Hi. I had an interview with you today.

Bro.

I don't do voice.

Are you on WhatsApp?

Yeah. - So WhatsApp me na.

Ask me, 'Can I come in?'

Come in.

See I'm online so often, people call me @GAURAV.

Modiji tweeted recently about some strategy or something.

I said eat an omelette.

He'll reply.

Oh fuck! Terror attack on Facebook live.

London. He's running... He's running...

This guy is running. Oh my God he's stabbing people.

Oh my God! They got him. He's dead.

He's dead.

You're very short. Are you a real person?

Yes.

See, I'm looking for someone who is already someone.

Are you that?

Not just anyone, you know.

Well yeah, my last social media job was with Miss Monisha.

I'm sure you've heard of her.

I was handling her digital team for a really long time.

One sec... One sec.

These guys,

they're making a documentary, on India's top startups.

They chose us.

They could have chosen any other startups...

Bookmyshow, Uber, Tata anything.

They chose us.

Tata is not a startup.

What?

Tata.

It's not a...

You're missing the point, dude. You're missing the point.

Choose is the operative word.

Focus on the choose!

They chose. Why will I choose you? Go.

Because I've worked in a bunch of social media campaigns...

Kareena's tweeted. Yay!

Sandwich. No chutney. One Sec.

#KareenaBinaChutney Sent.

So like I was saying I've worked in a bunch of social media campaigns

for different brands. I've handled the conceptualisation...

Boring! Boring!

Just do one thing. You keep talking.

Okay, well I'm on Instagram...

No, no, no. Don't talk actually.

Just Instagram me your achievements.

Instagram them to me.

I'll show you the office. Come.

One second.

Listen. You're under 25?

Yeah. - You're hired.

Twitter, Facebook, Instagram.

Every second people are scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling.

We are like the Aadhar Card, but for viral.

Sir, Viral or Die put out this video.

Our competitor.

There is a woman doing yoga with a goat on her back.

Top trend in the U.S. One million views on YouTube.

One million views?

We have to do something with a goat.

This is why I hire these children.

This is Rhea.

Gayatri.

One of our veterans.

I started last week.

Right.

Gayatri, I'm going to send you a WhatsApp

about what wonderful work you're doing.

I'm here.

Sent.

You sent it to yourself.

You know the Economic Times has

come out with it’s list of 40 startup CEO's under 40.

I'll tell you why I'm not on it. It's because I don't bribe.

No... No... No.

It has nothing to do with me being 42.

One second, firstly who decides that 42 is not under 40?

Who makes these decisions?

One sec... I'll call you back. What is it?

I just did my expenses and I need your approval.

Sign here. - What expenses?

You joined today.

Coming from home to here, Uber.

But that's coming to work. You're going to charge everyday for that?

Yeah.

Hi.

See at Going Viral, we work really fast. We're constantly moving.

You remember this one? You met her 3 hours ago?

I've already promoted her.

Chief Strategy Officer. Tell them why?

I'm one of India's top meme experts… According to Instagram.

Yeah. She's a Meme-sahib.

Baba Meme Dev, a Meme guru.

See I took meme and I joined it together and...

I got it.

Yeah!

See, 150 likes already.

See. Fast.

Delete it.

See every modern viral office has an open plan, you know.

And that's what we're going for here.

A new look.

I wanna do one of those exposed brick walls.

You know that looks really grungy and...

What is this?

I don't know what to say sir.

The architect moved the wall.

There was no brick behind it. He broke the wall.

But I've brought bricks. It's exposed.

Hey! You've come back?

This is our pantry.

So what? Get out.

In this office, whatever they need for YouTube viral videos, I organise it.

In English, it's called procurement.

What do they need?

Priyanka Chopra's hair, Paresh Rawal's shoes?

A High Court judge or 4-5 live ducks?

Whatever they need, I can organise anything.

What's happening? - He isn't playing it, sir.

How do they play it in other's videos?

Come on, come on, come on.

Boss, I'm on Twitter also.

I follow sir, Shashi Tharoor, Kangana Ranaut

and Gopal from my village.

Once, the office was on fire.

I tweeted 'HELP'.

Sir didn't respond.

Sir doesn't reply to people with fewer than 100 followers.

I want this.

Sir, this is that sex film.

Oh.

This.

A goat doing yoga.

Sir, I can arrange a dog that looks like a goat.

It'll be done in half price.

But the audience will know that's a dog.

I've been teaching you digital media for so long.

You haven't learn anything.

Trying to pass off a dog as a goat. No.

Proper goat.

Welcome to our research center.

Our Innovation Lab. Come.

I'm going to be barefoot.

Hey, you can't bring it in office like this.

You'll need an entry badge.

Oh. Yes.

Come.

You want to come to Alibaug this weekend?

Why? - I mean there's a beach.

So?

I haven't thought that far.

What? What's funny?

You've met Frehan, as a woman.

This is Natasha, she's actually a woman.

They are my commandos.

She's the money, cash, Paisa, Rupaiya, cha-ching!

And my wife.

You don't have to say personal things over here.

You don't have to say personal things.

If she was an ice cream, she'd be two in one.

Mango Dolly.

Duet.

Tell them how long we've been married?

Don't remember.

Forgets.

Busy, busy... Busy.

Busy lady.

See, how we became Going Viral is...

She had that one video.

Yeah let’s… Let’s not talk about that video.

I'd just got married and it was particularly a very rough time in my life.