Evils of the Night

What do you think?

Does this look like a nice place?

- Do you think anyone else is here?

- I saw a couple down by the lake over there.

But not to worry, we're all alone.

Look under the dash.

Okay-

alright, now we can get high.

Look in the sky.

Yeah, it's nice.

This is one of the nicest times I've ever had.

- If you behave yourself, i have a nice surprise for you.

What do you mean behave?

You've been seeing Mary.

- Oh, that's nothing, she was just giving me some, uh,

some notes for class.

In her bedroom?

- I'm gonna kill that loudmouth little brother of hers.

Look, honest.

It doesn't matter.

You gonna tease me all night,

or I get a little action this time?

Oh, I want you.

Oh, that's it.

- They always make these things sticky.

I know.

Oh wait, oh wait.

You cracked it.

No, not yet.

Let's take a dip first,

and then I'll give you your surprise.

Where's my surprise?

- First let me clean the sand off.

- I've gotta go see a man about a dog.

What?

I've gotta go to the John.

- Is this kiss and tell, or do you have another heavy date?

I'll be right back.

- Come back soon and then I'll have

another surprise for you.

'Bout time, what took you so long?

Billy, Billy?

We're through with donor fc85.

- But she's still alive, can't we take more out?

- Don't wanna take a chance on her

dying during the extraction.

- If she dies during the extraction,

the entire container will be contaminated.

- We have enough for another shipment now.

Oh, don't drop it.

These are the platelets that not only

stop bone degeneration in our elders,

they will allow us to survive for hundreds of years.

Beyond the normal life span.

Think, Cora.

Without these platelets, your bones eventually

grow fragile and break, you'd be dead within 100 years,

but with them, you increase your life expectancy

by 200 years or more.

- Not all our people will survive

if we don't increase our production drastically.

I think this one's dead.

- No, she'll cling to life for another 48 hours.

Put her in the others.

- Need your assistance in extraction room.

- Oh, we must have been down there over a minute.

I'm still dizzy.

- That's just the effect of my kissing.

- Oh, I think maybe it's lack of oxygen.

Uh yeah?

You wanna try it again?

Yeah!

This time let's do it deeper.

Ooh, deeper tongue?

- No, silly, deeper under the water.

And no tongue, makes me laugh.

Okay-

- I'm gonna go get a drink, do you wanna come Heather?

Yeah, absolutely Nancy.

You guys want anything?

Yeah, get me a Shirley temple.

No, make that a Bo Derek.

I'll surprise you.

isn't that right Ron?

- Right, I also heard the same thing.

Lake weed makes your hair shiny, blond, and healthy

and gives your skin that soft, seductive glow.

- The only thing is we have to spread it

all over your body.

- And we have to mix it with sand to get the utmost effect.

Well guys, let's get started.

What are you doing?

- Why aren't you going in the water, Brian?

Get you hair wet man, I've been in the lake all day.

- I need to work on my tan, gimme a break.

- You need to work on a lot of things, pal.

- Getting really cut, you know that?

You're right, I am.

- Lake weed's great for your hair, Brian.

- do we have any more Pepsi left, Eddie?

What are you watching, Eddie?

Oh, Joyce, nothing.

Nothing my boob.

What's the matter with this pair, buster?

Nothing.

Oh no, no, no, come on honey, no what are you doing?

The matter with you?

I'm horny for you, baby.

- Well I'm horny for you too baby, but not here.

Look, I'll tell you what.

Tonight we'll go down to that deserted house by the highway.

That creepy place?

No, I want it now.

- I want it now too honey, but there's so many people

around here, why are you touching my nipples like that?

No honey, don't.

Okay, okay, no, no, no.

We'll find a way, we'll do something, we'll do something.

You know, we'll talk.

One, two, three, four.

- Look at the wimp, he'll never break my record.

He's already hurting.

Proves once again who's the better man around here.

- Heather, you're not counting right anyway.

It should be one thousand one, one thousand two,

one thousand three, one thousand four.

- Nancy, I gotta do it the same way I did for Ron.

- Well don't stop, keep counting!

Um, 67, 68.

What'd I get to?

- I don't know, Nancy made me lose track.

I know, let's start over.

" No!

- Anyhow, that's not the test of a real man.

- Nancy's right, the real test of a man

is by what he's got hanging.

- Alright, let's see how long you can hold that

over the fire.

I dare you.

What are you doing?

- Ron, you burn that and you're sleeping alone

the rest of your life.

Ooh, burned you buddy.

- At least I have something to burn.

It's no big deal.

How would you know, Connie?

- Well why make such a big deal outta such a small thing?

Ah!

- Jesus, what do you want everybody to hear us?

- Eddie, I told you, this place gives me the creeps.

- Honey, it's just a deserted house.

It's scary.

So, consider it a challenge.

Come on, let's go inside.

Watch out for the spider webs, alright.

You know they say it's haunted.

- Stop it Eddie, you're scaring me.

- Oh, come on honey, there's nothing to be afraid of.

Unless you don't like ghosts.

- If you don't knock it off I'm leaving.

- Okay, okay, okay, I'll stop, I'll be a good boy.

Come here, gimme a kiss.

You look so pretty.

- Come on Ron, it's getting late.

- Well there's a proposition if I ever heard one.

- You probably haven't, and never will.

Come on Ron, let's go to bed.

There they go, at it again.

- Why not, we're getting married next month.

I can't wait.

Only 30 more days.

I wish we were married right now.

- We could be in Reno by morning.

Eloping, how romantic.

- They don't have to elope, we'll all go with them!

- Sure, and you can take us along on your honeymoon.

- If I have to take you, forget it, I'll wait a month.

- 30 more long, lonely nights, sleeping alone

in a cold, empty bed.

Lot you know.

Catch you later.

Bye guys, sleep well.

Have a good romp in the hay.

- Well, I guess it's time for bed.

Yeah, I think it is.

Why don't we go to bed too?

You're sleeping over there.

And who's gonna protect you?

- The only protection we need is from you.

Good night, Brian.

Fine.

Why wait any longer?

Let's elope tonight.

I know how you feel,

but our parents have everything planned.

- Here we go again about our parents.

Sometimes you make me so mad.

Listen, let's not argue.