The Other Side of Gentleman (君子好逑)

Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry Sir

I didn`t think you had be so patient

Well, can`t judge a book by its cover

Are the flowers for me?

Ahh...

They look funny

They`re tired of waiting too

Oh, the small is so unique

That`s him. His name is Alan Ng

Excuse me, the doctor said

an apple a day is good to my body

Thank you very much! Uncle Chiu

You`re welcome! You`re welcome!

Alan Ng is a typical example of the contemporary youth

He is abroxious, irresponsible to...

That`s right

They`re irresponsible to the society at large

They don`t work hard for their future

They go for instant pleasure

They have no respect for themselves at all

according to my most recent research

I believe a new theory

can explain all this...

I don`t mean to interrupt, please carry on

There`s one reason to account for all these undesirable

phenomena amongst the yough

That is, they no longer believe in ``True Love``. Therefore,

Mr. Wong is the President of the Asian Enterprise Corporation

and the financier of this experiment

Susan, give me a kiss. Come on... Susan

Hey

In this experiment

we shall provide Alan Mg with a lover,

and they try to change him into a respectable,

hardworking young man

But I still believe that religion can be helful to change the

young people...

My dear sister, they are talking about ``love`` & Desire

But they believe that only love can...

So that`s not our business,

try to be more open-minded

If love can be bought with money,

then everything

would be much easier

I have made a reservation

at the Regent`s for dinner

Please come after the meeting

Since we have chosen

the subject of this experiment,

the next step would be choosing a girl to the ``Love Machine``

``Love Machine``?

That`s right, A ``Love Machine``

Her sole duty is

to make Alan Ng to love her wholeheartedly

``Love Machine`` is a terrible name

We can call her Miss or Miss B

But we are not writing

to your correspondence column, my dear Abby

Hey

Theortically, the girl can be...

Is it your new theory again?

No. this is just a hypothesis,

not a theory yet

Will you two shut up!

So how do we go about in looking for this ``Love Machine``?

Don`t worry, we`ll find one

``Let`s look at the girls l`ve picked out for the job

Tell me what you think about them

Watch out! There comes the excitement

Are they good-looking?

Yeh, not bad

This is really discouraging

There`s something about their looks that...

They are surely a nightman

You don`t find them suitable for the job,

I`ll look for some new ones

It seens that I know what kind of girls you are looking for,

but... She`s right here with us now

Right!

OH, NO!

This is quite good,

I got to wear all these new clothes

Don`t laugh too early

Alan Ng can be very dangerous!

Do I look good in this?

Remember, if he starts to talk dirty,

you just pretend that you can`t hear

and thinking of me we`ll help too

You mean I should think of you whenever!

hear coarse language

No. Can you be wore serious?

Although we have Uncle Chiu to protect you at all times

Suddenly he have impolite to you

But what if he gets nasty, what will you do?

I guess l`ll just let him do whatever he wants

No, I won`t allow that to happen

You`re my fianc?e, remember?

Come on, l`ll teach you

some self-defence technique!

- You know self-defence? - Of course I do

I`m a member of the Karatee

and Judo Club at college

Watch carefully

If he tries,...Anyway, if he does this,

then you just as this, OK?

That`s no food. If he does this to me,

I`d have hurt him real bad already

That`s the spot

That will do also

But what if he attacks you from behind?

I`ll figure out something by then

What can you do? Come on, turn around

If he attack you...

what are you doing, you hypocaite

just a second, we`re just practicing how to attack a

defenceeless girl...

Sure you are!

That was pretty good thinking

Now my mind can be it case,

Hi, cutie pie!

You are any nice-looking girls tonight?

Not yet

Who`s this? What do you want?

Let`s dance

OK!

Am I dreaming or what? Forget it!

There he comes. That shithead!

Brother!

Aren`t you a bit late?

Where have you been?

Hey

Hey. See! All the good-looking ones are gone now

What should we do?

Yeh, tell me!

I just saw one beauty that will knock you out instantly

Really? Where?

She disappeared in the word

Boo!

Don`t worry, she`s mine sooner or later

Listen,

if you guys can`t get me a girl for tonight

you better pay your own bills

What a terrible thing to say!

Easy guys, easy!

Hey Alan

There are some girls for you over there

Go

You see what`s written on their face, Fun!

Those girls don`t meet my standard

Not my type! Why don`t we wait for something better

Don`t be picky

Just take it as a warm up

Oh Sure!

I`m flying. I`m flying...

Hi, sweeties

Howdy!

Eh, don`t call me sweetie `cause me know we are not,

that doesn`t matter, you`ve got character

Then join us if your really want to

Come on guys, don`t just stand there!

Yes, right on

Every man for himself now

More over, that`s my spot

What about me? I want to sit there too

Hey guys, behave yourself!

Let me introduce first,

I`m Alan, that`s Oxy, Cracky

and Danny

I`m the one who gives them their micknasses

I`m Linda,

she`s Pauline, Maurine and Doreen

All their names are given by me

Now, how exciting!

Idiot!

Thank you. It`s forty-two dollars altogether

Here comes your chance

Be courteous

Pay the bill!

Hurry up!

Won`t you ever learn to grab a chance?

We always pay for our drinks

It`s a family tradition

A good family you have!

I guess this is the time for us to say good-bye

How graceful!

If your guys got turned down, don`t hesitate to come back

You said it!

There`s only three of them who goes first?

Now, how exciting?

OK, we`ll draw The longest goes first

That`s it!

Don`t feel too bad! You`ll have your turn!

Hi ladies...

What are you doing?

Just what to bet your 200 dollars that

you won`t make friends with me

So either I take your money

and because your friends

or else I owe you

200 dollars