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Okay, here we go.
It's a boss!
Get 'em.
Get 'em in the head.
Yup.
You gotta go for the head.
Dead.
You dead.
Hey.
Like I'm telling you,
you have to land the killing blows
to the head.
You have to sever it.
Babe.
Hey.
This game is way too violent for him.
What are you talking about?
When it comes to video games,
I would say...
you are my biggest hurdle.
What?
I am very supportive.
I don't like him playing these kind of games.
Jess, it's pretend.
When I walk into the house,
and all I hear is,
"River, cut off their heads,"
it doesn't really give me a warm feeling inside.
I did not say cut off their-
I said chop his head off.
It's a totally different thing.
That's much better.
Chop his head off.
Gotta go for the head.
Babe.
Yes.
That's too violent.
All right, well you'll have to
just watch me play, buddy.
Babe, no.
Now let's go look for a real monster.
What... was that?
River, go see what's going on out there.
Jep.
His seven.
Don't send him out there.
All right.
Silly.
What in the world is going out here?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey mom.
What are you doing here?
Well, some of your stuff was in my storage,
I'm moving it up here.
It's my stuff?
Well, yeah.
Jep's stuff, see?
All right.
Phil made me get it out of one
of the storage buildings cause he needed
to put some stuff in there.
All right, buddy, let's see-
I wanna stack-Well, no.
You don't need to look at all-you know.
It's my stuff.
I wanna look at my stuff.
Well, let's look at it later.
Mom, this ain't mine.
Is this yours?
Yeah, you laid on that, I think.
Somebody did when they were little.
Seriously, mom?
This-love?
What? That's not mine.
Your picture was in there.
None of this is my stuff.
Yeah it is.
It has Jep's stuff on it, see?
I'd say my mom has a severe hoarding problem.
Yeah, I know.
But I don't collect trash.
My stuff is collectibles.
Nope.
It's mostly just trash.
Remember when you wore that that time
you was bein a Elvis?
No.
Remember when you had this opossum?
With a rope tied around 'em?
Well, I -
What did you do with all my old
gaming systems, is what I wanna know?
Somebody stole 'em.
Remember your money collection?
I don't know.
Remember we did a play one time?
No.
I want my sea shell collection.
Where's that at?
I don't remember that.
I had everything going back to an Atari.
I don't like all your gaming stuff,
so I'm sorry.
I mean, I still love you.
Thank you, mama.
You really do have a problem.
I know.
Well, so do you. We all have problems.
Everybody in life has problems.
Here.
Well at least here's a T-shirt.
What is this?
Mom.
Do you remember this?
Yeah, the food truck.
The Boudin truck.
Why did you get rid of that?
Well, probably because I didn't have enough help.
It smells like trash in here.
You smell like trash.
I always wanted to a do food truck
to be honest with you.
Now you tell.
Well, I always wanted to then,
you never asked me.
That food truck was such cool thing.
It was cool!
But I mean, my bones were tired, Jep.
Well my bones ain't tired.
Really?!
So basically you want me to keep
your stuff here.
Yeah, just for a little while.
I don't know where I'm gonna put
all this crap.
Whatever, just drag it.
Look at that strong man.
All right.
Good job, buddy.
We'll see you later, mom.
Peace out.
See yah.
Gus, do you wanna look at a book.
You can play with this book.
All right, River.
I know!
The animals. Baby zoo animals.
[honking outside.
What in the world?
Dad's home.
Come here, Gus.
Do you wanna go see daddy?
Hey!
What?!
Surprise!
Surprise?
Like, you-
# I got a food truck # # I got a food truck #
Can we play in it?
Jep, seriously?
When I heard my mom talking about have
a food truck, it really... spoke to me.
I thought, that's something
I always have wanted to do.
I mean, you didn't think like you
should call and ask first?
Jess, it's a surprise. You love surprises.
When most men go through a mid-life crisis,
they buy like a motorcycle or sports car,
not a food truck.
First of all, I'm not going trough
a mid-life crisis.
And second of all, if I was,
what would you rather?
A motorcycle or a food truck.
Food truck.
Thank you.
It came with a bed.
Well, we're not sleeping in it.
We could for a little while.
Mid-life crisis, I ain't no where
near mid-life.
I'm gonna live to be a hundred.
You gonna start dying your beard?
Maybe.
This is the best money I've ever spent,
cause this is going to make money.
It's gonna make rain.
Can ya'll see me? Can you see me?
You can't, there's a cloud of
green right here.
But I mean, it doesn't have any
appliances in here.
I know!
This is the shell.
This is the-
This is a painting without all the finishing touches.
I would say a lot of the touches.
I mean, the thing is cool, but it's empty.
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