Ralph Breaks the Internet

Okay. My turn, my turn. Um, I got one.

Great, but can you make it

a little more challenging this time?

Okay. Check this out.

| spy with my little eye...

something yellow...

and round, and it eats dots.

(SCOFFS) Seriously, Ralph?

Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it.

Well, obviously, it's Pac-Man.

No, that's not...

Why is that obvious?

Name one other thing in this whole arcade

that is yellow and round and eats dots.

I can name two things.

Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man.

Boom! I accept your apology.

Yeah, you're right. Okay. But was it Pac-Man?

-Yeah, you got me. -(VANELLOPE LAUGHS)

Knew it. All right, riddle me this...

do you or do you not think that Zangief waxes?

No way. Look at the guy. He looks like a yeti.

I don't know.

I mean, if the fur were confined to his chest,

I might agree...

but look at those two very specific

tuffets of shin hair...

poking out of his boots.

That does notjust happen, Ralph. That is a choice.

You're totally right, kid.

He's baby smooth everywhere else.

I rest my case.

My mind is blown!

Let's go get a root beer.

(SIGHS) Okay, let's see what you got, kid.

-(BURPS) -Ooh!

Nice one. Okay.

I think I got one in the chamber.

-(BURPS LOUDLY) -Ew!

-Gross. -Thank you.

Hey, wanna sneak into Tron?

Doesn't that game have a virus?

No. I'm sure they fixed it.

-(LASERS ZAPPING) Whoo!

I'm gonna beat my speed record!

Hey, wait for me!

Ralph.

Yeah?

I don't think they fixed the game.

Uh... No.

Help!

Hey, Tron!

Tronny!

Tronny boy!

Help!

Do you realize

we're basically just, like, zeroes and ones...

floating around the universe like tiny specks of dust?

Like, doesn't the very nature

of our existence make you wonder...

if there's more to life than this?

Why would I wonder if there's more to life

when the life I got is perfect?

I mean, sure. Doesn't look so hot on paper.

I'm just a bad guy from some old video game

who wrecks a building.

And yeah, for 27 years,

I was a total zero without any friends.

But now, I got a best friend...

who just happens to be

the coolest kid in the whole arcade.

Aw, thanks, pal.

Watch this.

-(BUZZ|NG) Home run!

All right, let's go watch the sunrise.

Are you really saying

there's not one single, solitary thing...

about your life that you would change?

Well, think about it.

You and me get to goof off all night long.

Litwak shows up, we go to work, we put in our hours.

Then the arcade closes

and we get to do it all over again.

The only thing I might do different in that scenario...

would be not having to go to work.

Other than that, (CHUCKLES) I wouldn't change a thing.

Huh?

Hey, where'd our sunrise go?

MR. LlTWAK: All right, let's get you plugged in.

That's a plug-in alert.

Litwak hasn't plugged in a new game in forever.

-Let's go see what it is! -Yeah!

Excuse us. Excuse us. Minor emergency.

Hey, Felix, Calhoun, what's getting plugged in?

Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks

it's gonna be a new pinball machine.

What do you think, lady love?

I'll bet you a shiny nickel it's a blood pressure machine.

-Kids love those things. Ooh.

Please be a racing game. Please be a racing game.

Please be a racing game.

"Whiffee"? Or, "Wifey"?

Well, it's either wiffle ball, or an arranged marriage game.

It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi," Ralph.

Yeah, that's what I said.

And Wi-Fi is the Internet...

which is an online community

where human beings go to shop...

and play games and socialize.

Ooh, fun!

Oh, no, it is not.

That sign right there says "Wi-Fi."

What it should say is "Die-Fi."

That's a little humor there.

But seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at.

It is new, it is different,

and therefore we should fear it.

So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work.

The arcade's about to open.

Figures, we finally get something new plugged in...

and we're not even allowed to go in there.

Totally not fair.

A new racing game would've been cool.

Something wrong with your game?

No, no.

It's just every bonus level's been unlocked.

I know every shortcut.

Man, l'd kill for even just a new track.

New track? You already got, like, three choices.

Yeah, I know, but don't you ever wish

something new and different...

would happen in your game?

Nope.

Really? Well, agree to disagree.

Wait, I don't wanna disagree.

No, no. It's just a fancy way to say

we don't have to argue about it.

We're arguing? I don't wanna argue.

Relax. Stop making it a thing.

Go to work. I'll see you tonight, stench vessel.

All right.

She wants a new track, I'll give her a new track.

SWATl: Come on, Nafisa! Let's play Sugar Rush!

Pick Vanellope, Swati. She's got the best superpower.

Yeah, the glitch. I love her.

Drivers,

-start your engines. -(ENG|NES REWING)

You're gonna lose today, Princess.

While, yes, I am technically a princess, Taffyta...

I'd rather you just think of me as plain old Vanellope...

the racer who's about to kick your butt.

Three, two, one, go!

And pardon me, excuse me, coming through.

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo!

And one, two, three gumballs right on cue.

Yeah, I love it when she glitches.

Ooh! Huh.

Excuse me. I must have fallen asleep.

Oh, fun. I'm winning.

Vane/lope takes a huge lead.

No one's gonna catch her now.

She's gonna love this.

Right on time.

What?

"Looking for something new...

"and different?

"Then take this track."

Oh, Ralph, you old son-of—a-gun.

I'd say I got a little time for a detour.

Whoa!

Hey, look, lthink l unlocked a new track.

-Never seen that before. -(VANELLOPE WHOOPING)

This is awesome!

-Hey, thanks, Ralph! -(RALPH LAUGHS)

You're welcome!

Get back up on the track, Swati.

You're going to lose.

I can't. It's like it's driving itself.

Whoo! (EXCLAIMING)

What is wrong with this thing?

What?

-(GRUNT|NG) -(GASPS, GRUNTS)

-(GRUNT|NG) -(GASPS)

-(YELLS) No, no! -(GASPS)

Kid!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

Kid! Kid!

Oh, kid, I'm so sorry, are you okay?

Oh, my gosh.

What an amazing track!

Thank you, Ralph! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

You're welcome!

You know I take my duty as your hero very seriously.

Wait a minute.

You took a serious doody where?