#WorstChristmasEver

This is gonna be so good.

Oh, I love putting together Christmasville with you.

Oh, but I love you, baby.

I love you so much.

Billy.

Hey, Billy.

Hey Cynth, how are you?

Boo, I am doing so good.

I'm over here putting together Christmasville

with my boo thang.

Love to hear it.

What's going on, Billy?

Life.

What happened?

Kids are on something else, okay.

Christmas is a week away and they just decided to spend it at

their mom's.

Okay, and.

And?

I don't understand why she had to move away in the first place.

People move, Billy.

Yeah, but now she's trying to take my kids away from

me on my holiday.

Look, I've known you for a long time.

You know how much I love Christmas.

I do.

Family is supposed to be together on Christmas.

Okay, so what's the problem?

Did you forget she's on the other side of the country?

All right, she's in Atlanta, hello.

We in Atlanta.

That's not across the country.

Yeah, but you know what I mean.

So why don't you just go?

Go, go.

You want me to go play house with her and her new fiancé?

You got me on speaker.

No, no, what we want you to do... what I want you to do is

I want you to go and spend time with your kids on Christmas.

So you think I should go?

If it's important to you to be with your family on.

Christmas, that's where you should be, Billy.

Oh, I knew you'd take her side.

Somebody needs a massager for Christmas.

Facts.

You know, rude.

- I'll tell you who ain't. - Who ain't?

- You, baby. - Oh no, we're not.

I got a question for you babe.

What?

- This is it? - Is what, what?

Did you order this for us?

Okay, so what do you think it is 'cause

it's not for Christmasville.

I'll tell you that.

I don't know, but I know I want it.

You want it?

- Is this it? - That's it.

That's the Christmas swing. Say it with me.

We going where.

Uno.

Oh no, wait, that's dirty.

I did not like that at all.

I'm just playing the cards that I was dealt.

I win, game.

Thank you.

For that, for that.

Ma'am, this is a family-friendly game night, okay?

There's goldfish present.

Is that how we're celebrating?

Rude.

Are you getting called into work?

No, it's my dad.

He is complaining about going to Atlanta and staying at my

mom's house.

It's a whole thing now.

Thanks.

Do anything fun for Christmas?

I don't know yet, but it's going to include spiked

cider, dancing, and regrets.

You want to talk about it?

No.

Okay.

Who's blowing up your phone?

It's time you knew.

I am not just a pretty mustache.

I am also the barrister.

Stop. Stop.

No, no, no.

See, remember the old ladies across the street, the Pilates

student, remember they called me and I quote,

a tall drink of water.

I don't know what you're trying to do.

Enter mustache.

What's the tax rate like in the state of delusion?

Okay, yeah, right.

Hey, is your sister going?

Yeah, of course she is.

Wait, do you wanna come with us?

Do you wanna come with me and Bobby to Atlanta?

No, I'm not really like a family holiday type of gal,

but Bobby is gonna fit right in.

Yeah.

He's gonna be part of the family in no time.

All right, I guess it's just you and me, Bobby.

Yeah.

Wait, how did you know I was eating here?

Sharing your location with me.

That's gotta change now.

Okay, how can I help you?

So, you're really thinking about going to Atlanta

for Christmas?

I thought we would spend Christmas here together and I'd

fly James in and, you know, that's my holiday.

And it's mom's birthday.

Oh, okay.

Well, if you wanna get technical with it, I was born four months

before her, so technically it was my holiday before it was

her birthday.

Hi, Mr. Turner, I didn't know you were joining us

for lunch.

- He's not. - That's rude.

I gotta get to the office anyway.

Love you.

Nice seeing you April.

Bye. What was that about?

Let's eat, then talk.

Babe, both James and Hayley are coming for Christmas.

Oh, awesome.

Just so you know, James is on my team for all board games.

Interesting, isn't it you who says that we make such a

great team?

I love you. I love you.

Oh, sweet.

I think you're forgetting that it was my team that won Scrabble

last year.

I believe that was a technicality.

Wow, wow.

Truth is the truth.

Okay, you know we won.

You know we won.

Is Billy coming?

I don't know, he hasn't responded yet.

But the one thing about that man, he will be where his

children are.

Is this gonna be awkward?

Let's just keep positive vibes.

You know what? Like this.

Would you like some salad?

Oh, this grass head pork's got me bloated already.

Gas.

I didn't say gas.

Attractive.

You know, you talk like this every time it's time

to eat healthy.

I gotta keep this protein going for my baby.

Come here.

You know what?

Let's see who lives longer.

That was just rude.

You ordered food also.

I know, but you always order better than me.

Are you single?

Excuse me.

My beautiful friend here, she's a single, single.

Single, single.

Is that a thing?

It definitely is.

He's cute.

I apologize for my friend.

No worries.

You're cute too.

Why?

Because you need some company for the holidays.

I'm actually very comfortable right now.

How about you come with me to Atlanta and spend Christmas with

our family?

Sounds appealing and also very expensive.

Where is Ashley.

Congratulations!

Thank you, oh God, thank you.

Here we are again six years in a row.

Mr. Turner, congratulations.

Just stop it.

Well, I had to at least make the attempt.

Come on, everybody cakes in the break room.

Come on.

Thank you all, seriously, thank you.

Appreciate it, thank you.

Well, how does it feel?

No different than the last five years.

Well, nobody works as hard as you.

You put in more hours here than I do.

I just, I wanted to make sure that you, that you knew that you

are valued and appreciated here at Medtech.

So your family must be really proud of you.

You have no idea.

Well, gonna get to my meeting.

You keep doing a good job, okay?

Thank you.