Sonic the Hedgehog 3

Oh, yes! You got donuts.

I already ate all the Boston Cream.

Kyle!

This place gives me the creeps.

Relax. That Popsicle hasn't moved in 50 years.

Is that normal?

No.

-Someone's hacking the system. -What?

The containment tank is destabilizing.

He's waking up.

We need more guys.

That is all the guys.

- -Wait a second.

I thought we were going tubing.

Hold on, hold on. Is this a race?

You're going down!

It is my destiny to claim the throne of Family Champion, hedgehog.

Cute.

Are you sure you want to challenge the fastest creature in the universe?

I mean, that's kind of my whole brand.

Okay, Tom and Maddie,

-count us down. -Right!

Don't worry, a little sibling rivalry is healthy.

Me and my brothers used to do this kind of thing all the time.

Tom, your brothers are lunatics and neither of them

were born with the power to trigger a global cataclysmic event.

That's a fair point. Did you hear that, boys?

No cataclysmic events, okay? Let's keep this cataclysmic-less.

-Ten-four! -Understood, Lord of the Donuts.

Then on your marks, get set...

go!

And way out in front,

to the surprise of absolutely no one,

it's the Blue Blur, the Red-Shoed Rocket,

-the one, the only-- - Come on, Sonic!

Catch up! Yeah!

What in the what, now?

I am also defeating you, hedgehog!

Seriously? All right, you know what?

Time to light the afterburners.

Look! It's a bird! It's a plane!

It's Air Hedgehog!

Yes! I did it! I...

lost?

How is that even possible? I do not lose.

I am also defeating you, hedgehog.

Okay, okay, I get it, man. No need to rub it in.

Come on, Sonic! Catch up! Yeah!

Wait, what's going on?

Why are you guys acting like...

holograms!

Which means...

I remain the undefeated speed champion of all time!

Yes! And the crowd goes wild!

But also, what's going on?

Surprise!

But wait a sec, you guys... ...what is all this?

"Happy Bea Arthur Day"?

Oh, it's "Happy B-Earth-Day."

Today's the anniversary of the day you came to Earth, bud.

It's your "Earth Day Birthday."

So the race was just a distraction,

which I totally didn't fall for, by the way--

Good try, though--

So you could throw a party for me?

Today, we honor you, hedgehog.

If it wasn't for you, none of us would be here right now.

The boys are right, bud.

You know, the day you came to this planet is the day all our lives changed forever.

And we became a family.

You guys, I don't... I don't know what to say.

Except... let's party!

- All right! - Yeah!

- It's now on... - Toga! Toga!

-...till the break of dawn! -Toga! Toga!

Thanks for the surprise party. It really means a lot to me.

Ah, you deserve it, pal.

No way. Is that...

What? Dude...

Could you just for once walk at my speed?

Whoa.

Sonic!

-This is your-- -Yep. My old cave.

Oh, man.

I can't believe this is where you lived all those years.

Hey! My state-of-the-art security system!

Still works.

Hey, bud.

What's this?

Wow. You know, I drew that on my first night on Earth.

I wanted to remember where I came from.

I still miss her.

You think Longclaw would be proud of me?

I know she would, pal.

Because even though you lost her at such a young age,

you didn't let your pain change who you are...

in here.

Yeah. In my lungs.

-Or your heart. -Heart, right.

Yeah, makes more sense. Not lungs, heart.

That's the thing about life, Sonic,

it's all about the choices we make.

You're gonna make some good ones and,

knowing you, you're gonna make some bad ones.

But...

as long as you remember to listen to your heart,

you're gonna make the right choice when it matters the most.

Thanks.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

I'd probably be a totally different hedgehog.

- -

I've been trapped for 50 years?

- -

Move, move! Take positions!

Get on the ground now!

We've got you surrounded!

Why won't you leave me alone?

Take him down!

I have dishonored my marshmallow.

It's really just a question of temperature and distance.

It's not a competition.

This is so nice.

-Peace. -Quiet.

Finally.

Finally!

Hey! We're trying to have a family moment down here!

-What did we do? -Or what did they do?

What did you do?

I don't know. I do a lot of stuff.

Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski.

Aliens.

"Aliens"? Excuse me?

It's not like we're from different planet--

Oh, yeah, we are. I guess we are aliens.

Please continue.

I'm Director Rockwell.

There is a very dangerous situation unfolding right now in Tokyo.

Commander Walters is requesting Team Sonic's immediate assistance.

"Team Sonic"? Who picked that name?

Love it! Ten out of ten, no notes.

Tom and Maddie, put the s'mores on ice

because Team Sonic is off to save the day!

Remember,

make good choices!

Good evening and welcome to Tails Air flight 1012.

We're looking at an on-time arrival into Tokyo.

Okay, Captain, we got a rogue alien on the loose.

-How do we find him? -

Uh, start with the giant fireball?

I love it! Let's start with the giant fireball.

Finally, some action!

Okay, time to gear up.

Titanium handcuffs, completely indestructible.

I don't need your silly gizmos, fox.

And you know why? Because I am...

...one million percent muscle.

Yes, good. You've been listening.

- -We're over the drop zone.

All right, here we go. Showtime!

Now, look, we don't know if it's Godzilla or Hello Kitty down there,

but as long as we stick together,

there is nothing we can't handle.

"Team Sonic" on three.

One, two, three.

Team...

-Sonic! -Knuckles!

Talk about low-budget flights. No food or movies?

We're out of here!

- - What happened here?

Looks like GUN got their butts kicked.

Keep your eyes open. Tails, anything?

Whoa! These energy readings are off the charts!

- Look out! -

One... million... percent.

Whoa! Are you guys seeing this?

-He looks just like you. -Impossible!

You're a colorful bunch.

Um, excuse me. Why do you look like me?

I don't look like you.

You look like me! Why do you look like me?

Hey, you know what? I'll ask the questions, new hedgehog!