The Visit

The hell man the fuck

Shhs

Who is the leader of your cell?

What?

What you're saying?

What is your plan?

Who the f*** are you?

What are you saying?

What is your plan?

What is your plan?

2nd man:Hey, don't yell, please. You'll only make it worse. Thanks goes him. Let me speak to the gentleman

Thank you

Could you please tell me?

Just because I speak English doesn't mean I'm gonna be nice to you

2nd man:Ok

2nd man:So as my friend was asking. Where did you get your training and what is your plan?

Plan?

What plan? what are you talking about?

Just come clean!

I come clean! You come clean!

You guys walk into my apartment! You come clean.

Let's go step by step

Huh?

Where were you?

Earlier today?

DC. I was I was I was driving back from DC all day DC.

What did you go to DC for?

Just to visit!

Monuments, museums, that's what people go to DC for.

So a reconnaissance trip, then what?

What?

Identifying targets for your-

NO NO NO NO!

What are you talking about? Are you crazy?

We ask the questions.

You just keep the answers coming. So as I was saying.

What is the next phase of your plan?

You let us in on it we may go easy on you

Guys, guys, guys... You have it all wrong.

I have no idea what he's talking about and on top of that, he keeps hitting me.

I can't control him. You do.

You answer our questions, he won't have to hit you.

Do you?

Okay. Okay.

So.

Are you part of a group or you a lone wolf?

For the love of God.

I don't know what you're talking about. I am NOT a terrorist. I need a lawyer. Our sources tell us otherwise.

Sources?! You have sources?!

Dedicated to me?!

They must be making stuff up, you know cuz I am as nice and as boring as they come.

We've been informed that you terrorized some Americans at a convenience store earlier tonight.

What?

Which is pretty fascinating stuff in my world.

No? Quite the exact opposite of boring if you will.

Is that what this is all about?

That- That's what this is all about?

You know what?

I- I am done with this crap. This is bullshit. I didn't do anything wrong.

Call the cops. I will tell them everything, I did not do anything wrong.

We'll be the judge of that.

You?

Who are you? The Godfather?

Captain America and- and Aladdin over here?

Wait. Are you guys cops?

I'm Captain America, and this is my friend Aladdin.

Now we have reason to believe you're a threat to this nation and its people.

We have witnesses, to testify.

You terrorized.

No, no, sir, no no. This- this is absurd. You know, this is absurd. I was the one who was terrorized.

I had to act quickly and I just did the very first thing that came to my mind

Go on.

Okay, this is what happened, right? I was driving back home.

I got thirsty so I decided to stop at a convenience store

It was dark in the parking lot and I'd hardly pulled my car when this other car pulls up and out come these three guys,

and they start yelling at me from all sides.