Catch Me a Spy

No no !

Give it to me.

Ready?

- You leave. - It's not fair !

He started it.

Goal !

No ! Commitment.

Commitment. Here.

She is very cute. You are lucky.

Thank you.

- What does she teach? - French and football.

Ah, she's French.

His uncle is English?

Yes. She lives with him, she is an orphan.

Do you get along with him?

Yes. But i wonder how he became a minister.

What a handsome couple.

You look good together, you have to feast.

It's okay. What do we do now?

What we do after 3 months of seduction.

Congratulations.

He wants to marry me.

Damn !

Fabienne, I was at 8000 and I was going to have an extra marble.

Who wants to marry you?

John. John Fenton.

Fenton? Marry you? I don't like that guy.

But if.

It is too ... How to say?

Sweet. Looks like an advertising actor.

I can see him coming out of the water, perfectly dressed,

smoking a menthol.

You say this because he beats you at foosball.

Woe to the loser.

England - France.

The crowd is raving.

- You love it ? - I don't know. It's so sudden.

I like it, he makes me laugh, we talk

and he's good in bed.

England 1, France 0.

What bed? When?

My bed tonight.

While I was receiving the Argentine Ambassador,

you made love just above ?

France equalized.

Against the course of the game. Here we go again.

Wing ball,

shot and goal!

England 2, France 1. You have no defense.

I know, it's my fault.

Good luck, ma'am.

Where do they go on their honeymoon? It's secret ?

No. In Romania. He has a business to settle there.

Very original.

You gain a nephew.

Yes.

Keep the change.

It's funny, it looks like the Paris of yesteryear.

Food too seems to have come from the Paris of the past.

Fenton. Sir and madam.

For how long ?

Forever, I hope.

I want to say...

Two or three days.

Mr. Fenton, nice to see you again.

- Hello. - What a pleasure.

Mrs...

- What did he say ? - Only good things.

Delightful. Very sexy.

I come to open the bed.

It comes at the right time.

Boy!

I arrive.

- Boy! - I arrive.

Sir?

- Bring us a drink. - What would you like ?

Champagne ?

French?

- Bulgarian. - Sacrilege.

We will take two irish coffees Romanian style.

Come back in an hour.

Or two.

Two cafes for the 118. But there is no hurry.

It's a funny place for a honeymoon.

But as soon as I have settled this case,

we will go to Crete, in the sun.

It is the dream location.

John Fenton?

What do you want from me ?

I'm stopping you.

I want to see the ambassador!

Sweet Jesus ! You are going to wake everyone up.

I demand to see it!

- It's my right. - It's 2 a.m.

Where is he ?

You are not English, you have an accent.

I am French and English.

I have rights as an English citizen!

You have a hell of a nerve!

Have you lost your passport?

A gypsy violinist raped you?

My husband got arrested by the secret police at the hotel.

We're on our honeymoon.

They tumbled down ...

Listen, I apologize for yelling at you.

I got scared hearing you hit.

I thought it was an attack.

You're welcome, let me see the ambassador.

We are mobilized. I surrender not at Foreign Affairs.

And in London, the minister will send a note.

Send a note?

We must send the army!

Your husband was arrested for espionage against the Soviets.

My husband ? It's ridiculous.

They claim to have proof.

When will I see him again?

They took him to Moscow. I'm sorry.

Send her back to London by the midday flight.

I believe nothing is missing.

Registration is done there. You have time.

You were lovely. Please don't stay.

I'll take care of myself.

- You are sure ? - Yes.

Listen...

Goodbye.

- Good luck. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Yes.

The next flight to Moscow?

There aren't any until tonight.

Tonight ?

Can I rent a car?

You can't go by car.

When is the next train ?

There is one at 3 p.m. but better to wait for the plane.

I'll wait.

Hello, Mrs. Fenton.

We met. In the hotel.

Ah yes, boy.

Hello.

The flight to Moscow is in a long time.

Sorry for what happened to your husband.

You speak English very well.

Thank you.

- Can I buy you a drink? - No thanks.

We have plenty of time. Come.

What is your husband doing?

He works in import-export.

- With the countries of the East? - Mainly.

Drink.

Look. Romanian style brings good luck.

Like that.

Very well.

Is he innocent?

Obviously!

Sometimes the end justifies the means.

I have an anecdote.

We discovered a mummy in Egypt.

His age was debated, so the Russians decided

to take him to Moscow

to submit her to a secret test.

They settled the matter in 2 days.

This mummy was a man died of pneumonia at age 38,

a raisin merchant.

We asked them how they had done.

"Easy," replied the Russians. "The mummy confessed everything."

This man kidnapped me.

I was drugged

and kidnapped.

Do not pay attention.

- Where are you taking me? - Huh?

You are from the secret police.

Please, I don't speak English.

Where are we going ? In Moscow ?

Moscow? No thanks ! We have to be in Manchester by 4 p.m.

You are doing better ? We are coming to London soon.

Your belt, please.

Mrs. Fenton, the wife British businessman

held by the Russians for espionage,

arrived at Heathrow this afternoon.

She was received by her uncle, Secretary of State Trevor Dawson.

From diplomatic sources, heavy charges would hang over her husband.

Haldane is there?

In the library.

Carry the luggage and fire me those journalists.

And bring the whiskey.

Well sir.

I regret but...

Haldane, thank you for coming.

This is Commander Haldane. His help will be invaluable to us.

He is able to ...

- What are you drinking ? - Scotch.

Beech left you a drop?

The commander knows things.

Normal, he directs the intelligence.

Who told you that ? It's confidential.

- It's you ? - Not at all.

Everyone knows it.

It's supposed to be a secret.

How is he going to give me back my husband?

You will see.