The Wrong Mans

Your brother was killed by Pinkett and Bourne,

but they died in a car bomb.

The moment I'd got back with Lizzie, I was ripped away from her.

Rosa's not just my girlfriend, she's my soul mate, my companion.

You knew that if you stayed in Bracknell, you risked not

'only your own lives, but the lives of your families and loved ones.'

My mum's ill and Janice, our neighbour,

says she doesn't think she's going to make it till Christmas.

Let's go home, Phil.

Can you help us get documents to get back to Britain?

~ I don't do that stuff. ~ Well, can you tell us who does?

Carlos Espinosa.

I'm arresting you for intent to traffic cocaine

under section 841 of the Controlled Substance Act.

Two white boys, just like y'all,

got transferred out last night for their own safety.

I thought most people put up pictures of boobs.

Who gets off on mathematical equations?

There's a reward for any information

that leads to Espinosa's whereabouts.

Mr Espinosa thought maybe you could do him a little favour.

I killed his only son and ten of his other men,

took down his biggest ever trade,

buried it somewhere so secret, so remote, that only I will ever know.

Yah!

He said he's got the money locked away and his eye is the key.

The moment we have it, you're on your way.

We were told to give you guys these.

Oh, OK, and what about the eye?

Where's Carlos?

Who the hell is Carlos?

Did you bring them?

Are you definitely all right to have them?

(Yeah, yeah, it's fine, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.)

(They're just a bit funny about what I eat in here.)

Quick, quick, quick, clever girl, clever girl. Clever girl.

So how are you feeling?

Shouldn't I be asking you that?

Hm, but you look tired.

I'm fine.

I'm just working late a lot on this.

I don't see how they can keep ignoring us.

None of the evidence has been released.

We never saw the bodies.

A full inquiry is the only way...

It won't bring him back, you know.

I know. I just...

.. want the truth.

I want my boy back.

Same way I want my husband back.

And I don't think an inquiry is going to do that.

They've gone, Lizzie.

It's time to let go.

OK.

Linda! How many times?

You're not allowed Wagon Wheels!

Let me introduce you to the last

and most important members of our team,

Jeremy Gardner and Mitch Steele.

Who's who?

I'm Mitch Steele, Mitch Steele, Jeremy.

Jeremy Gardner. Jez.

Have you any idea how hard it was to find you guys?

You've been transferred to

three different prisons in the last eight months.

~ I'm sorry. ~ I know, it's a nightmare.

Just when we get settled somewhere,

we've got to pack up all our stuff and...

Not that we've got any stuff as such

cos we're prisoners so...

~ it's fine. ~ Are you joking with me?

These are the guys we waited three weeks to break out?

Mitch and Jeremy are the best.

None of us can do what they do.

~ Thanks. ~ What these two don't know about deadly chemical compounds

is not worth knowing.

And you've handled VX before?

Hm.

~ Big time. ~ What bombs have you made?

Well, you name it.

No, you name it.

We spent a lot of money to get you here.

I want to know that you are the people we need.

Oh, erm...

Car bombs.

Time bombs.

Time bombs that we've put in cars.

Car time bombs.

Erm...

Jager bombs,

running bombs

and once we put a whole tube of Mentos in

a three litre bottle of Coke and, you know, that, that...

It really did go absolutely everywhere.

Maya, relax, he's messing with you.

Yes, I am.

These guys developed the first tunnel bombs.

They created untraceable PETN.

Bolsheokhtinsky Bridge, Soldovka Hospital, Victoria Airport,

all thanks to these guys.

So don't insult them with your stupid questions, right.

~ I'm sorry. ~ It's fine, really.

She didn't mean to offend you.

It's cool, just let's not let it happen again, yeah?

Khalil.

~ I'm the money. ~ Mitch Steele.

~ Maya. ~ Mitch Steele.

~ Jamie. ~ Mitch Steele.

Jamie? Really?

Yeah. Why do you ask?

Just... You don't look like a Jamie.

OK.

And I'm Reza.

Razor? Is that because you're bald? Is that why you're called Razor?

No. It's just that's my real name.

Razor can be a first name.

Razor Ruddock.

OK, let's tool-up.

Tools.

Three of our guys saw it happen. Cross is dead.

And the eye?

Yeah, that's the bad news.

They took it.

The two, Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dumber?

~ Yeah. ~ You're kidding.

No, I'm not.

Well, get it back.

Tell our guys to pound it out of them.

No, they're not... They, er, escaped.

They were busted out during the riot. Not by us.

Who busted them out?

I... don't know.

Well, you do know where they are going, so go find them.

Now?

Vete.

'So glad no-one's asked about the eye.'

Because after a long flight it takes a while to get things moving.

They're not going to ask about the eye!

They don't even know who Carlos is.

They think we're Mitch and Jeremy!

Well, then what the hell are Mitch and Jeremy doing here?

The equations on the wall.

The guys in the cell before us, that's who Mitch and Jeremy are.

That's why they're here. We're here.

Wherever "here" is.

This was not easy to find.

I hope it is satisfactory.

Yeah.

Yeah, this is good.

Good. We got your message.

We are aware that this will only keep the compound at a stable

temperature for 24 hours or so.

So we've set up a lab here for you to make the bomb immediately,

before we go to meet the buyer.

OK. And our buyer is?

I find it is better not to ask too many questions.

Remember, we are just the middleman here.

Khalil negotiates the price and we simply...

Go shopping.

Exactly.

We have nothing whatsoever to do with

blowing up a school or whatever.

LAUGHTER

Yeah, that's my conscience in the clear. Thank you.

Beretta, semi-automatic.

Nothing too fancy, you OK with that?

Yes!

Oh, that is so cool.

And obviously really normal for us, given what we do.

And what about a grenade? Am I allowed a grenade?

You won't need grenades.

OK. Well, what about, like you see over there, like a...

I'd love like a belt of bullets.

Those bullets are too big for that gun.

Right, I would still like one, though.

Get your haz-mat suits on. We are leaving for Kocevje in 15.

OK.

Sorry, is that the Kocevje in...

.. Germany?

Slovenia.

Slovenia, right. Just testing.

Oh, this is a nightmare.

Yeah. Which one's Slovenia?

Well, it's Slovenia.

It's near Italy, I think.

Well, that's great. I mean, they've brought us to Europe at least.

Yeah, to make a bomb.

I don't want to make a dirty great dirty bomb

for a bunch of terrorists, Phil.

For one thing, I can't.

Hm.

I think I actually could, but, yeah, point taken, it's not ideal.

We need to get out of here.

Well, that's what I'm saying.

We get to Slovenia and then, you know, sneak off.

"Sneak off"?

This isn't a school field trip!

I suspect we won't get an hour to ourselves in the gift shop.

It's now or never.

OK, I'll fly, you navigate.