Love is the Only Answer (人約離婚後)

Tell me, where did you go last night?

Didn't l tell you. l had a drink with friends.

l'm giving you one more chance.

l said l had a drink with friends.

Then l played Mahjong after the drink.

Did you play Mahjong or did you go kissing?

How did you get this?

Thanks to your ex-girlfriend.

She sent this to me just now... ...and wished us many happy returns.

What bad taste you have?!

You have shark's fin soup ... ...at home waiting for you.

Yet you prefer junk food... ...at the street corner.

Everything in this world are illusions.

What you see may not be the truth.

And the truth may not... ...be easily seen by you.

Why don't you just tell me... ...you were offering her

a mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Crazy, that will not make any sense.

She was drunk last night... ...and forced her lips onto mine.

She was holding and hugging me. l couldn't push her away.

That's how she got stuck with me!

Eventually l shut her mouth with mine.

And then l used my tongue... ...to push hers away.

So in all seriousness, that was definitely not a kiss.

Leung really deserved to be our debate... ...team leader for 3 years in school.

lt is not hard for him to... ...think up an excuse like that.

But he has the guts to say it. This is what people admire.

Hats off to him... l esteem him...

lf it were just as you said, even if you did put it in there.

You can still claim you've... ...got the wrong door.

And still bid goodbye when you leave.

lt's more like you are leaving... ...with a thrill than goodbye.

Your husband is very good already.

He only kissed, nothing else!

That's it. And even if he really did do... ...something, you don't have to worry.

At least he didn't have his picture... ...taken while sleeping.

Exactly. l definitely would... ...tell her to leave afterwards.

l dare swear no one could ever take

any photo of me while l'm sleeping.

Sleeping... l don't want to be... ...sleeping with you anymore.

l don't want to get married now!

Hey, honey, honey...

Honey, honey...

She is my wife.

Honey, listen to me. Open the door.

l don't want to marry you!

Go get your cheap girlfriend to... ...stand in for me tonight.

She is on night shift tonight!

Good girl, come on. Open the door.

$5999 per table, we've already paid for them.

That's right, make it a funeral!

Yes, let's talk about it.

Sister...

Hey, l'm busy.

Busy getting married.

Get a drink?

Not exactly impossible.

There are a lot of chicks again?

Where shall we have fun?

Fat Will likes clubbing.

He must know a lot of girls.

There are a lot of girls out there.

Let's go.

Hey, where is your conscience?

You've already given them the red packet. Of course you should eat before you leave.

That's true. We still have 3 hours left, what should we do?

Let me think.

Think what?

Mahjong playing, of course.

l have to win back the red packet's worth.

l am God of Mahjong!

Don't take my "West" tile anymore!

Then l'm destined to take your "West"!

l don't believe in curses.

l play "West"!

l told you l would take your "West".

1 3 terminals!

You win every game. You cheating?

What? You refuse to admit you are a loser?

Don't look at me... give me my winnings.

She should pay. Give me my money.

l'll deduct it from... ...your funeral gift in the future.

Ok, win till you die.

l don't mind.

After all, we cannot enjoy it when we die.

How dare you say that! lt is their big day today.

What's all this talk about... ...death and funeral gift

Why are you so sad?

You're getting emotional all of a sudden.

Maybe you are regretting... ...you haven't lost enough?

No. Er...

The truth is

l am thinking... ...if the four of us do bring bad luck.

Or the groom and the bride... ...are not meant to be together?

Every time we go to a wedding party, there are always problems.

lf the situation persists,

people would call us "Wedding Killer".

No, we are not "Wedding Killer".

There are four of us - plural - "Wedding Killers"!

l'll give you a "s"!

Last time, Kiki and Jerry... ...were divorced at last.

But that was not our fault!

There is a saying that the... ...majority of marriages turns out messy.

A lot of people get into trouble... ...when they get married now.

Have you gone on-line lately?

There was this story about the bride... ...making fun of the groom.

That was really big.

l know which one. l know which one.

lt goes that the groom and the bridesmaid... ...were sleeping together.

And the bride found out about it.

On the wedding day, the bride... ...played the clip in front of everybody.

A lot of people talked... ...about it in Golden forum.

So exciting.

Did the bride take her clothes off?

Did many people go after her?

No...

Actually this is not the whole truth.

No need to be very serious... ...about some gossip, right?

lt is not gossip, it did happen.

How did you know?

l was there at that party.

The bride was my cousin.

Please sign.

Grand-uncle!

Hi!

Granny!

You're so pretty, so pretty.

Hey Bobo!

So this is your cousin?

Quite pretty.

People in Golden Forum... ...said she was bad looking.

She doesn't look like... ...the kind you can mess with.

How come you're so late?

You are very pretty, very nice.

Congratulations!

Thank you, thank you.

Hey

l've reserved a nice place for you.

ln the middle of a bunch of handsome guys, enjoy your meal!

Really?

l haven't had any real meals these days, l'm really feeling hungry now.

Where is your husband?

He...

Who is he?

He is my cousin's husband.

He looks strange.

He is rich.

You should leave me some.

Hello, everyone.

Welcome everyone here attending...

...Ryan and Bobo's wedding banquet.

Let me introduce myself.

l am Bob, the master of ceremony today.

All the guests today...

...are handsome and pretty.

Grand-uncle, wake up!

While the bride is doing her touch up,

let me play a video for you, shall l?

Do you have shark's fin? Give me shark's fin!

You like that, right?

Today is a very important day... ...for the bride and the groom.

They are stepping... ...into another stage of life.

Therefore, we have edited a video.

Which shows their different stages... ...in growing up.

Let me remind you.

That the video has never been shown before.

Do you want to watch it?

l want shark's fin!

Come on!

There is one more important announcement.

That is we will serve... ...the shark's fin after this video.

Hurrah!

All you could think of is eating, go eat shit.

Let's watch the video!

l'm not small anymore in this one, a teenager.

How come there is nothing to show?

lt's ok, later. lt should resume soon.

Hubby, be quick.

Since when have l become your hubby?

When did it happen?

When do you think it happened...

Take your clothes off.

Then come and kiss me.

Be quick! Your wife will be coming back soon.

Just leave her.

Why do you like to shoot it every time?

lt's a memory.

Shut it down!

l told you to shut it down, bastard!

Bob...

They were together.

Bob, shut it down!

l told you they were together.

Bob!

Shut it down!

Bobo...

Give me the microphone.

Hello, relatives and friends.

Thanks for coming to our wedding banquet.

But l'm sorry that... ...l have some bad news to announce.