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Last season on "Superstore."

Hey, so, random...

I was going through some old security footage.

Well, I came across the time you let all my birds escape.

I will never forgive you.

- Do you want to get married? - Okay.

We've authorized ICE to do a work site enforcement.

- Hey, guys. - Oh, my God.

Okay, you guys need to keep going straight

through Bath and Beauty,

then we're gonna try to make it all the way to the end

of the garden section. - Hey!

Guys, it's over.

Wow, this is so awesome.

So many people came out to support Mateo.

Yeah, yeah, and on such short notice, too.

Only three hours to put it together.

I think we even beat his family here.

Are you seriously bragging about how well you organized

a vigil for your friend

who was just detained by ICE today?

No.

All right, I got burgers.

Does anyone have buns, matches, or charcoal?

Yeah, no, because this isn't a tailgate party.

It's a candlelight vigil.

Oh, then what are we supposed to be doing?

Um, you know, we're... we're doing the...

We're... the vigil. The... Jonah, you wanna...

I don't want to step on your toes.

Oh, I was primarily focused on the group E-mail.

Why don't we ask those people?

They said that they've been vigil-ing

for their uncle for five months.

- Five months? - Yeah.

Um, I know this might be a weird time,

but since we're all together, I have some exciting news.

You know, when my church does a vigil,

we always sing songs.

Yes! Let's do that.

Okay, well, we start with "O Living Bread from Heaven,"

and then go straight into "Alas did my Savior Bleed."

Ah, so mostly just Top 40 stuff?

I think we can find a song

that's a little bit more Mateo-y.

Yeah, I think he likes, uh, Taylor Swift.

No, he's back to hating her again.

Do people know "Yalla Tnam Rima?"

No, but I wish I did. It sounds gorgeous.

Guys, let's pick a song that we all know

in a language we all know.

Got it.

Never had any training.

I know we got other things on our mind

with, uh, Mateo and everything,

but why does MC Cool Cloud have a jetpack?

He's a cloud. They're already in the sky.

Also, Cloud 9.0?

Does corporate think ".0" just means high tech?

No, it means cool, like "Tosh.0."

Great, guys, we could tear this apart all day.

The point is Cloud 9 just wants to communicate

that it's modern and forward-thinking.

Anyway, we'll be rolling out Cloud 9.0 technology

like a digital map of the store... a Smartphone app.

Guess they finally heard about those.

Oh, are we gonna get paid in Bitcoin?

Um, no.

Aww, man, I really want to find out what Bitcoin is.

So this is what they think will save them

from online retailers? A confusing ad and a free app?

Oh, it's not free. It's 2.99.

Well, I think all this is great.

I mean, come on.

Let people know that the brick-and-mortar stores

are keeping up with the times. The future is now!

And also in the future.

Good attitude, Glenn.

Also as part of Cloud 9.0,

they've sent us a new high-tech floor cleaner.

Check it out, people. We got a robot.

It was nice of corporate to wait an entire week

before they reminded us

we're just as replaceable as Mateo.

Hey, nobody can replace Mateo.

Aren't you living in his apartment?

Yes, I'm keeping an eye on his stuff.

Look, this robot is not here to replace anybody.

Why does this high-tech robot have tape on it?

- Oh, this is the best part. - Um, that's just the design...

No, we decided we were gonna keep the tape on...

Hey, he asked, okay?

So, um, I just wanna say that I think corporate wanted

to make the robot seem not so intimidating to customers,

so they gave it a name tag.

It's a perfectly random name. - Okay.

It's just a random name.

Look at that, Glenn. Same name.

It's not the same at all.

I mean, look, it's spelled with one N.

Like a serial killer.

So corporate's not replacing us,

but they sent us a robot to do our jobs and its name is Glen?

Meeting adjourned!

Actually, I have an announcement.

I haven't been able to find the right moment, but...

Damn it, Sandra. Meeting adjourned!

Okay? We can't re-journ!

So they're still debugging the app,

but just tell Android users it'll be available soon.

Switching gears, any union chatter over there?

'Cause we can always send someone in.

Nope, no need.

You know, it's funny.

All the talk about unionizing just sort of went away

after the ICE raid last week.

Weird, almost like that had something to do with it.

Oh, gosh, wasn't that so tragic?

Just a shame.

Okay, bye.

- - Dick.

Pretending like corporate didn't send ICE in here.

Yeah, but well played with the anti-union stuff.

You're like a double agent. My own Elizabeth Jennings.

Is that from "The Americans?"

Yeah, it's so good. You should just...

- I'm not gonna watch it. - Just...

But I do think we need to cool it a little

with the union stuff.

Corporate's is checking in every day.

They are super paranoid. We need them to calm down.

We can impress them with the Cloud 9.0 roll out

and then when they least expect it,

hit them with the union.

Yeah, okay, makes sense.

Which is why I need you to watch the robot today.

Just program its route.

Wait, what?

You want me to... you want me to train the thing

that's here to replace us?

Jonah, come on. You're the only one I trust.

Fine, I'll babysit the robot for one day.

It's nice to hear that you trust me so much.

Don't make such a big deal out of it.

Okay, it just feels good.

Man, come on, Dina.

Did you throw away my lunch again?

Did you really think writing Elias on it would work?

I know your handwriting.

Okay, well when are you gonna stop punishing me?

Mm, maybe when my birds stop being dead.

How's then sound?

Now, pipe down. We're busy.

Oh, yeah, I can see that.

You guys are two busy little builders over here.

This is the detention center.

We're hatching a plan to bust out Mateo.

Now, the key is to go at night

when the guards are fast asleep.

Wow, that's a great plan. You know what you could do?

You could hang a poster of the moon up outside the window.

That way they'll think it's night time.

You can go in whenever you want.

- I'm writing this down. - He's mocking us, Marcus.

He only likes letting birds out of cages, not people.

Mm, okay, so you're seriously gonna do this plan?

Well, I have to try something.

I mean, I'm the one that let Mateo get detained.

What? No, you didn't...

I was on the monitors.

I should have been able to find him an escape route.

But don't worry. No one expects you to help.

Okay, some people are helpers. Some are destroyers.

Some people donate blood.

Some steal blood and sell it for video game money.

I don't... nobody does that.

My cousin Rick does.

So, wait, are you saying if I don't help you

break Mateo out of a heavily-guarded

detention facility, I'm a bad person?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Okay, I'll help. Awesome.

Welcome aboard.

Now, some of this is from an old west set,

so the doors at the detention center might not swing open

as easy as the saloon's.

Uh, no, we don't actually sell jet packs.

Uh, hey, Chey, can I talk to you for a second?

Sorry I was late this morning.

Harmonica was being so difficult.

I couldn't get her to finish her breakfast soda.

Right. Um, no, not that.

Actually, uh, I went to visit Mateo again yesterday,

and he mentioned that you hadn't been yet,

and he told me he'd love to see you.

It's just been hard to find a time.

Bo's doing motocross now, and he needs me to be

at all the races in case he dies.

Okay, uh, well, you know,