College Romance

Entering the college in this will feel super awesome.

As soon as we enter, we'll knock out all the freshers.

Right?

No!

It's extremely uncomfortable!

Trippy adjusts his boxers every five minutes.

Are you mad? Do you want to see my butt cleavage?

Being stylish and all is fine,

but how will we rag on the kids? There's going to be no ragging!

Ragging is a criminal offense, and you will...

...have to give me a --

Okay fine, introduction.

Introduction, man!

How do we get their introductions?

I'll tell you.

Dude, I want to be the stud senior, like DJ in RDB.

It's sorted, bro!

They have to ride scooters!

Ooh, what an idea!

No way. Name and --

What? Naira, man, why do you always do social service?

Are you still in kindergarten?

You need to respect them.

You're being childish!

I have an idea. Let's drop her home.

Awesome! Awesome!

I told you, right? They have to ride scooters.

This is awesome, man! I'm having so much fun.

Yeah, man, you're right.

Go on, man.

It's out of fuel, dude.

I'll buy you a samosa.

Come on! He's saying it's out of fuel.

So fill her up!

So it's out of fuel?

Doesn't he know there's a fuel reserve?

Get on it, quick!

Sit! Hold down the clutch.

Hey Shone! Come down here, man!

Sit. You have to sit like a lady, a proper lady.

Good one, bro!

Come on, you son of a gun!

Where did Karan go?

You know what?

One has to pay Rs. 40 to get here from the Metro in an auto-rickshaw.

You know how much I pay?

How much?

Nothing.

Do you drive the auto-rickshaw yourself?

Funny.

Sense of humor.

Move!

I ride Mohini.

My bike.

Mohini!

Meet hotties.

Hotties,

meet Mohini.

She likes you.

By the time your auto-rickshaw starts,

we'll be at the front gate of the college.

With stud company.

So...

When should I pick you up?

How about 10:30 am?

So, can I have your number?

Of course.

Hey Deepika!

Go on.

Karan.

Deepika?

My car broke down last night.

I came by auto.

I'm so so-- Do you have Rs. 30?

Yes I do, baby.

Then go pay him.

What?

Karan? He's waiting.

Of course I'll go and pay him.

I'll go right away.

Quick!

Shut up!

He's my boyfriend.

Sing! Sing! Sing!

Sing!

Love me like you do!

La-la-love me like you do!

Touch me like you do!

Ta-ta-touch me like you do!

Love me like you do!

La-la-love me like you do!

Touch me like you do!

Ta-ta-touch me like you do!

Naira, I've asked around. This is where she comes from.

Trippy, man this isn't going to work.

You're going to come off as a creep.

Did she ask you?

Look, man, I'm average.

Below average.

That's what I meant.

People like me need to give things unasked.

Trippy!

Every junior wants just one thing.

Notes.

Trippy!

Okay, she's here. Bye!

Yeah, I'll call you back. Bye! Bye!

Trippy, listen--

My hair's on point!

Got it cut in a salon. In Lajpat Nagar.

What's this haircut, bro? It's no good.

Go and impress the whole of Delhi first. Only then can you say that.

Fucking dumbfuck!

What are you doing?

Did you do the assignment?

Of course! Didn't you?

Oh shit, dude! I totally forgot.

I knew it!

Now what?

Let's see.

I don't know.

It's okay, the class has been canceled anyway.

Didn't you read the book?

No. Hello?

Yeah, dude, how are you?

Yeah?

Yeah, man.

Did your brother get notes for Micro?

Nice nail paint!

Thanks!

Where did you get it?

Can you hear me now?

Did your brother get notes for Micro?

Oh, okay!

Your brother already got extra notes for Micro?

Okay, okay!

So what am I supposed to do with the notes that I'm holding?

Throw them?

Are you mad?

These are first year notes. They're important.

I'll get chicken, you get veg.

Oh yeah?

That's what I was saying.

Okay!

Yeah, that's what.

Are these Micro notes?

Yes, these are Micro notes.

Extra? Don't you need them anymore?

I'm in the second year, you see.

Can you please give us these notes?

Of course I can.

Hold on. They'll tear.

Thank you!

Mister Trippy.

You know my name?

Yeah!

By the way, it's just Trippy.

Mister sounds so hostile.

Let me love you.

No, Love me like you do.

Exactly!

Thank you!

I'm Raveena.

Raveena?

Raveena...

Raveena...

Oh, Raveena!

Hey!

Let's go eat something. Raveena!

Her name is Raveena.

It's my favorite film, Naira!

Andaaz Apna Apna!

Her smile is so cute!

Her teeth are so small and cute, man!

I'm besotted.

She's the one I want.

I'm telling you.

And you know what?

My trick with the notes worked.

She gave me a hint.

A hint to back off?

Back in, Naira. Back in!

She...

touched me!

She touched me!

Suddenly, she touched me here.

I had goosebumps all over.

What's all this dirty talk, Mister Trippy?

It's your mind that goes to dirty places.

Trippy, have you seen Powerpuff Girls?

You know how they were made?

Yeah, he chucked all this random shit into a bowl, along with Chemical X.

Yeah, if it had been Chemical XXX instead, he would have created you. Bloody despo!

She just used your arm for support during a lurch.

Why didn't she use the handhold to support herself?

You tell me, is that to be used for drying armpits? Why didn't she use the handhold to support herself?

You tell me, is that to be used for drying armpits?

Let's sit here.

Why did she touch me?

Two other girls touched you too, Trippy.