Raw (Grave)

Hi. Can I have some mashed potatoes, please?

No protein?

No thanks. No meat.

Mm-mm.

What?

What's wrong?

Spit it out.

Shit.

Did you bite into it? No.

Sure? Look. No.

This shit really gets me.

Mom, it's fine. Forget it.

Seriously? And if you were allergic?

You want mine?

No, thanks.

My daughter had meat.

It's unacceptable. We're vegetarians.

Wow, it looks shabbier.

Don't you think?

Is that it?

No, that's the med faculty.

Hospital on the left, morgue next to it.

And the grocery store, look.

I'm already lost.

You have your phone? Yeah.

Call your sister. She may answer for you.

I'm going. She won't come.

Are you nuts? We're not leaving Juju on her own!

She said she'd pick her up.

Wait a bit, she may come.

So, brainiac,

show' em what you can do.

OK? See you.

I love you, baby.

Call me. Yeah.

Love you too, Mommy.

(MEN SHOUTING AND CHEERING INDISTINCTLY)

What's that shit music?

Beats me. Who are you?

Roommate. I got here late. Up!

You're not a girl.

Nope.

I asked for a girl.

They gave you a fag, same deal for them.

Here, take this.

What's going on? What's this?

A ski pole.

That's my shit!

Hey! Where are you going?

Where?

Bed, man.

Bed? Where? Your bed's downstairs, friend.

Check it. This one wants out already!

You got in to please your parents, right?

I thought it was over.

You'll know if it's over, big guy.

Get back in line.

Get in line.

And now, where are we headed?

Where?

To freedom! Fuck off!

Fuckers!

Speed it up, rookies!

Assholes.

Get up! Move your asses! Hurry, the boss is waiting.

Move it! Come on, guys.

Faster, rookies!

Move down!

Move your asses!

You! You stay put.

Go. Go. Move it. Move it.

Rookies, move it!

Get moving, go, go!

Hey, it's just a game. What do you think could happen?

I'm Adrien.

Justine.

Slut it up, girls.

You're the slut.

Alex!

Alex!

I'm so wasted.

Where were you? Mom and Dad will kill you.

It's so cool you're here.

You'll love it. The first year is the best.

And we'll see each other all the time, like at home.

Is my thong out of my shorts?

You're fine.

Mom got to you, I see. Was it hell without me?

What do you mean?

Fuck.

I need some fresh air.

Quicky!

Long time, no see!

Where's the light? Don't. We're not allowed in here.

Where are we?

Alex?

Where do I go now?

Fuck, bumped my eye!

Where are you? Ugh.

Stop it!

Look.

Some heads are cut off.

Traitors. They refused initiation.

Here it is, come look.

Who's that?

No way. They wouldn't do that kind of thing.

It's tradition. You will too, right.

Really?

Don't be a wimp. Even Mom looks happy. (BOTH CHUCKLE)

Poor Dad, it's all over him. You can't see his face.

Are you cold?

I'm going back to dance. Watch Quicky?

I'm going to bed, I'm dead.

No way!

Why? Rookies don't go to bed before us.

Shh! My roommate's sleeping. Come with me.

Wait.

Ketamine.

Let's try it.

Move it up.

OK. Take the brace.

A student for the strut, a cushion for the head.

(SINGING) Vets, they march ahead.

Their dicks up proud in the air.

Cuz a vet will fuck you anywhere.

They are men - yes sir! With giant balls, for her.

They like a laugh, they like a drink.

They like to screw and we do too!

Oh yes, they do, and we do too

71st graduating class St. Expuery School of Veterinary Medicine

September 2015.

Conscripts!

You have made it to our great school. We applaud you.

Your profs will make you the best vets out there.

Your elders will make you family.

But first you must learn.

Learn to be a team, to obey, to be good rookies.

From now on, you will call your elders either 'elders' or 'great ones.'

Repeat after me: Elders.

Elders. Hey! Elders.

Elders.

Good. And great ones.

Great ones.

What a nice bunch this year. Where was I?

They'll help you during your rush week,

which will end when you hear this:

For real?

When you hear. Yeah.

Then and only then are you no longer rookies.

In the meantime, we're counting on you.

Make us proud. We'll show you the way.

Vets!

Longest wait ever for an open bar.

What is it?

Wait your turn.

Is it meat?

Rabbit kidney. Better not to know.

I'm a vegetarian, I can't eat that.

Ask my sister, our family's veggie.

Who's your sister? Alexia.

No shit.

Alex? Come here a sec. Huh?

You vegetarian? No. Why?

She your sister?

Call my parents if you don't trust me.

Are you serious? It's nothing. Everybody does it.

So eat hers then.

I ate mine last year.

That's why I'm here now.

Go on, eat it.

See? Easy.

Open up.

You'll be happy you did it.

Don't start the year by chickening out. They're watching.

Maybe not all animals, but monkeys.

It comes from them.

Do you think a monkey can get AIDS today?

If you treat a monkey

in a zoo or African reserve,