Howling III

Hey have a look at this!

Another kgb intercept meaning wolfman!

It has to be a code for something!

I doubt it is.

Unless they know we're intercepting.

Werewolf was sighted near village of leovich,

three villagers killed,

special army team are tracking monster.

Well, do we tell the powers that be?

Werewolf's loose in the Soviet union?

I'm not telling 'em,

call Beckmeyer in Los Angeles and get his opinion,

he's damn good at unexplained...

...phenomenon, he knows how...

...to deal with the white house and this weird shit.

Weird shit, I've got a weird feeling.

Indigestion?

No, fear.

The film you're about...

to see was taken in Australia in 1905 by my grandfather.

It was his last anthropological expedition.

He disappeared in the outback without a trace.

But, the film was found, and it's an amazing document.

The striking thing about it,

is the wolf mask on the woman in the ritual,

it is so realistic compared to the tribe's other masks,

we don't know how they created it.

That uh, will be all for today, thank you.

There will be no class tomorrow,

I have to go to Washington.

You know I've always...

...wanted to meet you Beckmeyer.

I wanted to ask you,

about the Shroud of Turin.

- Yes Mr. president? - Is it a god-damned...

...polaroid of Jesus Christ or what?

At the moment I believe, or what.

- Oh. - The evidence is, uh...

...ambiguous.

Why are we, being filmed?

Uh, don't let it bother you Beckmeyer,

we're now recording everything here for future generations.

Please go on.

Uh... We possess...

Yeah, oh come on now, come on now, spit it out Beckmeyer.

We possess evidence...

...that werewolves, exist.

Werewolves?

- Werewolves? - Yes sir, the creature,

is not a myth, but a living species.

Where, for gods sake?

In the Soviet union, sir,

- And also... - Yeah uh look,

look Beckmeyer, I am as anti-communist as the next man...

...but this is preposterous.

Now is this some kind of stupid joke?

No sir, I certainly can understand your skepticism.

Natural freaks are born all the time!

Now this doesn't prove anything.

I don't think this thing was human.

Do the Soviets know that we are into this crap?

Maybe, we're not too sure.

These things exist in one other place.

Yes?

Australia.

Australia has a unique natural history,

marsupial mammals evolved there that are...

...they have all sorts of natural freaks down there,

mohnotremes like the platypus that,

lays eggs but suckles its young,

- and there are also... - Beckmeyer.

You, are as crazy as your grandfather ever was.

You are going to end up like him,

steak tartare for head hunters!

Okay, okay, uh, uh, just turn that thing off please.

What do you mean, steak tartare?

Raw, meat.

Well it's great to be home.

It's good to see you, at last!

I've got to get some hard evidence.

Well there mightn't be any.

There's got to be!

There's been sightings in Russia, sightings here!

They drink a lot of vodka over there,

and a lot of beer here.

When did you turn into a conservative?

After I discovered that the Browning film of...

...a supposed ufo was actually a film of a condom...

...filled with dog shit and a flashlight.

Well you can't win 'em all mate!

Thylo wants to see you!

No, he hurt me last time.

You must see him, you must show him your respect!

I hate him, I hate all of you!

You must do as you're told!

Leave me alone.

I will buy you a Sony walkman...

...if you behave yourself Jerboa.

Just keep your filthy hands off me!

Hey!

Jerboa!

Don't be afraid of me my child,

I want to help you.

I don't need any help.

You should not run away from home.

I don't like home.

Why child?

Because my stepfather tried to rape me...

...and he's a werewolf.

Hello?

Hello sweetie, you lost your shoes?

I never had any.

Oh, leave her alone, she's only a kid!

Oh, shut up you pig!

Listen, if you want to have a bit of fun,

I'll give you me stereo.

Compact disk!

Oh, Mother of God!

hey!

hey, hey!

Don't be frightened!

Don't touch me!

Look, I don't want to hurt you, I want to offer you a job!

- A job? - Yeah

I'm an assistant director on a film,

well it's a horror movie, called Shape Shifters, Part VIII!

We need a girl like you, you're perfect,

You're... you're beautiful and wild looking!

Beautiful?

- Why? - Look...

It won't be much money but it's something!

Please, we, we, we, you're perfect for this!

Hey, you need some shoes.

Let's... let's get you to the set and cleaned up!

I'm a... my name is Donny Martin.

Two first names?

Yeah...

What's yours?

Jerboa Jerboa.

Hey, does it ever snow on the opera house?

No, why?

Just wondering.

How will we find the little bitch?

Bahloo will get her scent!

She can smell a wallaby 10 miles away.

I've got her scent already.

She sat right here.

Do you really want to be an actress?

- No. - Good.

I like a woman with brains.

I think I can smell a talent here.

Can you act like an animal?

- Yes. - You'll be perfect darling.

You know this movie's about, pop culture,

in the '60s Andy Warhol showed us how pop...

...could be high art, in fact everything is high art.

That's what this is all about.

For example, in your first scene...

you'll be gang raped by four monsters.

Oh, I like a person with vivaciousness.

She'll be fine, Donny.

Uh, ready in half an hour dear.

Vivacious!

What's so funny?

They don't look like that.

- What do you mean? - Nothing.

Jack likes you.

He's one of the best horror directors around.

What's a horror director?

Haven't you ever seen a horror movie before?

They're great!

They didn't have movies in the town I come from.

What's it called?

Flow.

Never heard of it.

Look, tonight I'll take you to a movie.

How are you feeling big boy?

Can I do anything for 'ya?

God damn!

What the hell happened to you?

I'm gonna call a police officer!

Oh my God!

It doesn't happen like that.

How does it happen?

Holy shit!

I'll show you later.

You know that movie we saw?

Yeah.

And you said,

it doesn't happen like that.

- Yeah. - What did you mean?

Turns you, into...

the moon doesn't do it.

It's always like that...

...in the movies.

It's wrong.

How would you know?

Are you a werewolf?

Yes.

But I don't want to be.