Spider-Man: No Way Home

We come to you now with revelations

about last week's attack in London. An anonymous source provided this Video.

It shows Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio, moments before his death.

You may find this Video disturbing.

I managed to send the Elemental back through the rift,

but I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge alive.

Spider-Man attacked me.

He has an army of drones, Stark technology.

He's saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new Iron Man. No one else.

Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack?

There will be significant casualties.

Do it. Execute them all.

This shocking video was released earlier today

There you have it, folks: Conclusive proof

that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio,

an interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet

and who will, no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time.

But that's not all, folks.

Here's the real blockbuster.

Brace yourselves. You might wanna sit down.

Spider-Man's real ... Spider-Man's real name is...

Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker.

- What the f...? -

That's right, folks. Peter Parker.

A 1 7-year-old high school delinquent...

- She knows him. - Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend?

.. .is, in fact...

- Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend? - The Vile Vigilante Villain Spider-Man.

- Yo, it's him. - Whoa, whoa.

- Please don't touch her. - You're just a kid?

You murdered Mysterio?

- You helped him? - I didn't...

- Come on, kid, let me see your face. -

- He hit me. Spider-Man hit me. - Come on.

He hit me.

All this time, people looked up to this boy and called him a hero.

Well, I'll tell you what I call him, public enemy number one!

I told you I never wanted to do this ever again!

MJ, I’m so sorry, but I can't see anything with your hand in my...

Sorry. Where are we gonna go?

- I don't know. Your house? - No!

My dad will kill you.

What? You said your dad really liked me.

Yeah, well, not anymore.

- -

- Dude. - Dude.

- Dude! - Dude!

Dude!

- Dude! - Dude!

I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

- No, not really. Uh... - Yo, Peter!

We should go. We should go. Come on.

- You said you don't want to swing. - You should just swing me.

- Okay. We can take the subway. - Okay.

No.

Look out!

That was so much worse. Okay. It's okay.

- Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on, come on, come on. Okay, I'm so sorry.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I just feel so dumb. I didn't realize you were miserable.

No, it was really fun, right? That's why they call it a fling.

- And we flung. - Lt was fun. I could've been more fun.

- We'll hang out again. - Like, when do you think?

- I should see what that is. - No, no, no.

- It's what I do. Peter? - He's always coming and going.

- Peter? - Oh! Oh, no.

- Oh, God. - Oh, no.

- I don't know what to do. - Peter?

- Oh... - I didn't see anything.

Um, this isn't what it looks like.

- No, no, no, May. - Practice safe...

Oh, hey. You must be MJ!

- Yeah. Nice to meet you. - So nice to meet you.

- Wait, have you been crying? - We broke up.

- Oh. Oh! Uh... - Hey, Spider-Man!

Thank you. I didn't know you broke up.

I thought you were in love, May. Can we talk about this in the kitchen?

I should probably leave.

I thought you guys were such a handsome couple.

- It's really about boundaries. -

- Let me answer the door. - Let's go in here.

- Is that the door? - Hey. ls it true?

- I was gonna go, but... - Not now.

I didn't know you were so awkward about sex, Peter.

- This has nothing to do with sex. -

If you wanna go over it again. I mean... What's that sound?

Uh...

- Hey, Spider-Man! - Oh, my God.

I mean, I'm happy to rehash it if you want to.

You take care of your side, I'll take care of mine.

- - What is up with this phone?

Will you get off your phones for five minutes?

I just wanna talk to you about your relationship, okay?

Peter?

- What? -

- ls that...? - Is that here?

Um...

- Yo, Peter Parker! - Yo, Peter!

Maybe it's not such a big deal.

Spider-Menace!

Governments around the world launch investigations

into the murderer known as Spider-Man, aka Peter Parker,

aka the web-headed war criminal

who, for years, has been terrorizing the decent citizens of New York.

Well, now this city and the world see him for what he truly is.

Murderer! Mysterio forever!

New details from last week's devastating attack in London have emerged.

For more, we go now to Joint Intelligence headquarters.

Authorities, just a short while ago, confirmed

that the deadly drones used in the London attack

were designed by Stark Industries.

- - Federal agents! Open up!

Federal agents? You stay here.

Department of Damage Control.

We have a warrant for the arrest of Peter Parker.

- You know the Fourth Amendment? - Sure.

- Unreasonable search and seizure? - Get in here, guys. Let's go.

I didn't kill Quentin Beck. The drones did, okay?

- The drones that are yours. - No.

Nick Fury was there the entire time.

He can explain everything.

Nick Fury has been off-planet for the last year.

- What? - Peter! Hey.

MJ! Uh... They have nothing to do with this, sir.

Don't say anything without a lawyer.

I want a lawyer.

- Ms. Jones-Watson. - Jones. I don't go by Watson.

- Ms. Jones, why do you want a lawyer if...? - If I have nothing to hide?

Exactly. Unless...

- I'm actually guilty of something? - Uh-huh.

I'm very aware of your tactics and my rights.

Just answer my questions.

I've seen your file.

You're a smart young woman with a bright future ahead of her.

Why would you risk it all

by getting involved with a vigilante like Peter Parker?

So sorry to keep you waiting.

- Can we get Ned a snack? - Absolutely.

- He's been waiting. - I got you.

Dude, I'm so sorry about that.

- I'm not supposed to say anything to you. - Not even a thing.

I just have one question. When MJ told you Peter was Spider-Man...

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- What's up? - I knew way before MJ did.

- I was Spider-Man's "guy in the chair." - I know about those.

- Dude, half my guys are guys in the chair. - Exactly.

You would know. I literally helped him find the Vulture.

- I didn't know that. - I helped him hack a suit once

and helped him get to space.

So in Spider-Man's illegal vigilantism, you were his main accomplice.

I would like to have my words stricken from the record.

With all due respect, and I mean that very insincerely,

unless you have some real specific charges to throw at us,

legally, you can't hold us here.

- You should definitely lawyer up. - Excuse me?

Child endangerment's a nasty rap.

A boy was entrusted to you,

and as his legal guardian, essentially his mother,

you not only allowed him to endanger himself, you encouraged it.

Who does that?

I wanna see Peter right now.

Stark Industries was caught in the web

of the Spider-Man! Mysterio controversy today,

when federal agents opened an investigation

into missing Stark technology.

Agents wanna know exactly what was taken...

- At least they used a good picture. - What is happening?

That's great.

Thank you.

I have some good news, Peter.

I don't believe any of the charges against you are gonna stick.

- Wait, seriously? - Oh.

- I knew it. - Nice.

Mr. Murdock, thank you.

- Thank you. - That's amazing.

- You're welcome. - Perfect.

- However, Mr. Hogan... - Yes?

The feds are investigating that missing technology.

I understand your loyalty to Mr. Stark and his legacy,

but if you were involved...

- If I was? - I advise securing a lawyer.

I need a lawyer because I'm...? I thought he was...

You said there's no charge. I could say under advisement of counsel,

I refuse to answer the question respectfully

because the answer can incriminate me...

It's in Goodfellas. What's the thing they say in Goodfellas?

I know that's what you think. Calm down. Let's hear what he has to say. Matt?

You're gonna need a really good lawyer.

You may have dodged your legal troubles, but things will get much worse.

There is still the court of public opinion.

Murderer! Mysterio forever!

How did you just do that?

I'm a really good lawyer.

We'll need a safer place to live.

Oh. Aah!

How do we...? How do we...?

- - Alarm system deactivated.