Spy Kids: Armageddon

Armageddon will launch in one minute.

Tony, how are we gonna do this in time?

-We need to get across that gap. -But we'll be spotted by the guards.

-We won't make it. -Can you just trust me?

Honestly? No, I can't trust you.

Well, we're going anyway. Activate Magna Boots.

Activated.

- Look out. Guards. - Sh!

-I need eyes in the hall. -On it.

Bronson, surveillance mode.

Tony, we gotta hurry!

Locked out. Again.

This is where we're supposed to complete the mission!

If we get to this elevator, we can stop the countdown.

Tony, the world as we know it ends in 15 seconds.

You will never stop Armageddon.

Run to the elevator.

Do it again!

I think you were right, Patty.

About what?

We're not gonna make it.

- -

Rat Thickskull, don't let me down.

You know, back in my day, a card up the sleeve was called cheating.

Morning, Dad. I'm learning a new magic trick.

Oh, is that right?

I never cheat. I use creative sportsmanship.

Oh, that's very clever. Where'd you get that term?

-From you. -

From me?! Oh, no, no. That's impossible.

Deception is not a part of my vocabulary.

Don't you like your overnight oats?

Mmm…

Blame your dad.

Uh, excuse me. What's going on here?

Computers, games, devices are only allowed between 4:00 and 6:00 p.m.

-We know this. -She just needs it for a minute.

I'm looking for an animal photo to make my science paper look extra nice.

Oh, well, as long as it's for schoolwork, then I guess it's okay.

As soon as she's done, we lock that up, and then please meet me in our office.

Mm-hmm.

Aw, look at that cute little starfish.

Aw.

Boop.

I need your permission to download it.

Mm-hmm. I'm very impressed with how honest you are, sweetheart.

Yep. I always wanna be super honest.

Just like you.

Hmm.

Switchsies. Thank you, my love.

-Morning, Mom. -Hey.

-Games? -I gotta practice for tonight.

Do you wanna get busted?

Nobody catches Rat.

-Stop talking like Rat Thickskull. -Someday, I'm gonna be Rat Thickskull.

Really?

- -All right.

Authorizing Armageddon Code.

Syncing Armageddon Code.

And Armageddon Code sunk.

Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Come here.

Hey. What?

Happy anniversary.

Operation Fireball?

Pssch!

How could I forget our greatest mission yet?

- -Oh, oh, oh, oh. Mm.

-You did remember. -Well, my watch did anyway.

We also promised that it was this anniversary

we were finally gonna tell our kids that we're spies.

-Remember? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, we did.

I say we go in and say, "Tonight, we're gonna have an important talk."

-And I'm gonna take the lead on that. -Oh no. N… I know what you're doing.

-Trying to dance your way out of this one. -I would never!

How dare you tango with me!

You know I love it when you dance with me.

-Let's go talk to the kids. -Okay.

-Antonio. -Hi.

Oh good. It's locked. Just making sure.

You know better than to fry your brain with video games before school.

For breaking the rules and stealing my key,

you will have no access to any tech of any kind for the rest of the week.

Okay. Now tell them.

Kids.

Hmm.

Onward to the house of learning!

-Nice leading. -We can tell 'em next year.

-We've said that since they were four. - Here we go!

Tony keeps getting around our restrictions,

so we have to ban all of their technology.

They need time to enjoy the things they love.

Babe, we can't risk someone breaking into our system

through our kids' devices, okay?

There are spies everywhere.

Agent Torrez. Agent Tango.

Morning, Devlin.

So what's the mission for today?

An unknown group has infiltrated one of the top secret server rooms of the OSS

hidden deep inside a civilian office.

These guys look like professionals.

Mm. We'll pay them a visit.

You know, because of our rules, at least Patty is very honest.

Our restrictions make them do what is right,

so if we ban all of their tech, maybe they should behave even better.

Look, all I'm saying is technology isn't doing them any favors.

Know what I mean?

- -Someone's locked us out.

-Well, technology sure serves us well. -Hmm.

Okay. The most optimal path of capturing them all effectively is…

is not that.

-You don't think so? -Don't be a bull in a china shop.

You know, we could have planned that just a little, babe.

Maybe ask one of these guys what the passcode is or something.

You think too much. It's very cute though. Okay.

You know, we can't just control our children.

We gotta let them fail.

You know? A lot. Like we did.

Through real-life experiences, absolutely, but not through their technology.

I mean, video games are never a real challenge.

Wait, what's this?

-"Defeat the Heck Knight to gain access." -This should be easy for you.

Mira.

Ha. Oh.

Ooh. Ouch.

Well, he cheated, and two can play at that game.

Armageddon really does break into anything.

What?

This is odd.

These guys weren't actually searching for anything,

so… what are they doing here?

Oh, I count four intruders. There was a fifth. That big one.

- -

Ah!

Oh! Oh-ho! Oh!

Armageddon is mine to claim.

Whoa!

-It was a trap. -Huh?

It was a trap. They're after the Armageddon Code.

-No. -Come on.

Oh, he's gone.

It's okay. Armageddon isn't stored on the watch.

Mom. You missed it. There was a Heck Knight. From Hyskor!

Sweetie, wait up. Wait a minute.

What's Hyskor?

I…

This is the final round of our trading-card tournament.

The winner will receive a free copy of Hyskor,

which, of course, is the sequel to the megahit video game Loskor.

Players, are you ready?

Let's play.

Lowest number wins.

Beat that.

Oh no.

Or, as Rat Thickskull would say,

"Tough tacos, kid."

I'm impressed.

Congratulations, Tony.

Type in your email and Hyskor will be sent to your home computer.

Did you know the creator of Hyskor

is this crazy awesome rich guy named Rey Kingston,

but everyone calls him by his gamer name, the King.

Check it out.

And here is Rey Kingston to talk about how he does it.

My latest game, Hyskor,

is made using my new, flawless design method.

That's a glitch right there.

But, using my proprietary…

VR pods.

…I'm able to design and improve the game

from the inside.

Whoa.

-With my mind. -

What?

I can make my game better so it can make you better.

Will you look at that?

-Better than ever! - Whoa!

And when you apply game theory,

you can fix anything.

Do you think the game will have the mythical One Hit from Loskor?

No. One Hit is a fable.

No, it isn't. Leebs and I were fighting a cheating player,